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lspencer534
01-25-2015, 11:30am
I had two drinks last night, and I was so out of it I could hardly cook dinner. I did manage to grill 3 pieces of bacon and make toast for some fig preserves. Not that I was hungry, just my Grandmother's drilled-in advice that we have to keep our strength up.

I then literally did a carom down the hall, bouncing from wall to opposite wall. Mind you, this was early, about 7:00 p.m. I as coughing all the way, but wasn't shivering. (Doubling up on the Tylenol does that.) I still had to untie the blankets on the bed from last night, but at least they were dry. I "chose" (Har-har) to sleep in my socks, jeans, and a Winter T-shirt. Too bad I didn't remember to take a leak. Second time is the charm....

Then I began the psychedelic odyssey with the three plastic boxes that appeared in my dream. The boxes were sort of translucent white. all had tops on them, and they were pretty large...except when they nestled inside each other...then they looked small. So much for storage capacity when they're nestled inside one another.

The boxes didn't talk...but they could move around. I could've sworn we were on a trip or a journey to...somewhere. At one stop the boxes bought a towel: A white one with something red on it. The boxes were all proud of the towel. Strange....

I suddenly woke up and sat up in bed. I went to pee again, got back in bed and checked the time: 7:35. Decided I'd try to sleep again...although now I'm worried a little about the boxes: Why do they need a towel?

I coughed for about 30 minutes. My face and pillow are now covered in phlegm. Too early for more cough syrup, I'll just have to tough it out. The coughing made me taste my dinner. I kinda drift off to our journey: The towels are acting edgy....

I wake up in a sick sweat: I'm going to throw up. I jump out of bed, step on the cat, she screams. WTF are you screaming about?!? You're the one who can see in the dark!!! I assume the position in front of the big enameled God. I am rewarded with gobs of bacon-flavored puke. It burns my throat and sends me into a long, hurtful coughing episode. I pass out.

Much later I'm back in bed trying to make sense of the events: I distinctly remember throwing up and smelling bacon. There's no vomit on me or my T-shirt, but my shirt is damp and smells like bacon. I can only assume Annie ate it. I change T-shirts....

It's now almost midnight. I'm not sleepy any more. Actually, I fear the boxes. I don't want to be alone with them any longer. Despite my better judgement, I fall asleep. The boxes are sleeping, too. I decide to look at their towel. WTF??? It's not a red design on the towel...it's blood! I see streaks of it on the box walls. I jump out of bed to see how badly they've cut me. First I have to pick myself off the floor after hitting the door jamb in my hurry. I flung on the bath room light and look in the mirror. No blood...except for the recent door jamb wound.

It's now 2:00 a.m. My heart is racing, my breathing is fast. I decide to get up and go sit in the work shop to calm down. I'm never going to sleep again.

Thunder22
01-25-2015, 11:35am
day 2?!?!?!?

dude. I had it for 3.5 WEEKS.

hunker down, this one is tough to get rid of.

simpleman68
01-25-2015, 11:38am
Damn Larry, I hope you get to feeling better soon. That sounds like a hell of a night, maybe pulp enough for a Frank Miller short.

Sometimes I'll pass on the Tylenol and just let the fever burn for a day or two to help cook off the virus.
Scott

lspencer534
01-25-2015, 11:45am
Damn Larry, I hope you get to feeling better soon. That sounds like a hell of a night, maybe pulp enough for a Frank Miller short.

Sometimes I'll pass on the Tylenol and just let the fever burn for a day or two to help cook off the virus.
Scott

Don't know if I can stay off the Tylenol. Shivers are just miserable.

simpleman68
01-25-2015, 11:48am
Don't know if I can stay off the Tylenol. Shivers are just miserable.

They are horrendous to endure. I wonder why, with a fever, I sometimes get them yet others I don't.

My last bout with the flu bug was '06 and I went to the ER with 104.5. They gave me 2 Tylenol and sent me home with a $1000 bill. :issues:
Scott

Truck Guy
01-25-2015, 11:55am
Did you get a flu shot this year? :island14:

99 pewtercoupe
01-25-2015, 12:14pm
Did you get a flu shot this year? :island14:

Hearing that this year's vaccine is only about 25% effective. Evidently the predominate virus mutated fairly early in the season to something the vaccine wont stop.

Hang in there Larry. Hope it passes soon

simpleman68
01-25-2015, 12:29pm
Hearing that this year's vaccine is only about 25% effective. Evidently the predominate virus mutated fairly early in the season to something the vaccine wont stop.

This is what I've heard as well although docs are saying it should reduce symptoms and recovery time as it will still help your antibodies recognize it more quickly than those who've not had the current round of shots.
Scott

DukeAllen
01-25-2015, 12:37pm
Drink lots of juice, take your meds and cuddle up with your favorite barbie. It'll pass.

Aerovette
01-25-2015, 12:55pm
Chicken soup
Gatorade
Nyquil
Tea with Brandy

Ride the storm out.

Sea Six
01-25-2015, 3:48pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Zn2Fv6n6Q

86RAG
01-25-2015, 4:52pm
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CertInsaneC5
01-25-2015, 5:49pm
Omegaman/ You ****ing ***** mother ****er. Get off your ass and grab a god damned gin and tonic. Get over feeling sorry for your worthless ass you piece of shit. Get with the program and get back to posting. /Omegaman. :leaving:

lspencer534
01-25-2015, 6:01pm
Omegaman/ You ****ing ***** mother ****er. Get off your ass and grab a god damned gin and tonic. Get over feeling sorry for your worthless ass you piece of shit. Get with the program and get back to posting. /Omegaman. :leaving:

I'm feeling it!

99 pewtercoupe
01-25-2015, 6:12pm
I'm feeling it!

He lives!

CertInsaneC5
01-25-2015, 6:14pm
I just knew that pep talk would get him to feeling better. :D

lspencer534
01-25-2015, 6:58pm
I just knew that pep talk would get him to feeling better. :D

My guns are loaded. Where do I find you? :leaving:

Truck Guy
01-25-2015, 7:24pm
Hearing that this year's vaccine is only about 25% effective. Evidently the predominate virus mutated fairly early in the season to something the vaccine wont stop.

Hang in there Larry. Hope it passes soonStill better than 0.00% :lol:

Blademaker
01-25-2015, 8:53pm
Omegaman/ You ****ing ***** mother ****er. Get off your ass and grab a god damned gin and tonic. Get over feeling sorry for your worthless ass you piece of shit. Get with the program and get back to posting. /Omegaman. :leaving:

This..........

Now.........get a drink........not just any drink, but one straight outta the bottle.......a real elbow bender.....you'll feel absofukinglutely great in 10...9....8.....:shots:

CertInsaneC5
01-25-2015, 10:33pm
My guns are loaded. Where do I find you? :leaving:

You are gonna buy the good stuff this time or I am not stopping by. :D

Frizzle
01-25-2015, 10:47pm
i am on day 3 of the flu... fever broke the first time on day 2 and came back with a vengeance.

Today went to dr. confirmed that i have Flue type A got tamiflu and fever broke at 5 and has stayed low ever since.

hopefully tomorrow when i wake up i'll be feeling right as rain. :dance:

Kerrmudgeon
01-25-2015, 11:16pm
Chicken soupwith loads of garlic
Gatorade with vodka
Nyquil with lorazapam
Tea with Brandy
Hot baths to sweat out the evil demons that obviously inhabit your body! :D
Ride the storm out.life may suck, but it still beats the alternative!

:iagree:....this.

Have you tried a bayou voodoo whitch doctor? :willy:

CertInsaneC5
01-26-2015, 7:36am
And now I am pretty sure I have contracted this evilness. Puked all night. Shivers and sweating at the same time. Throat is sore and glands are swollen. I can't find the thermometer to take my temp, not that it matters.

Pretty sure I got this while doing a presentation on engineering and machine building at the local high school. Those little rug rats maybe our future, but they are the spawn of Satan when it comes to germs. :ohnoes: