(Joke) NSF easily offended: Catholic girl goes into confession

[boracayjohnny]

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Catholic girl goes into the confessional & says to the priest, "I think I am pregnant."

He asks, "How did this happen my child?"

"I think it must be the second coming," she replies.

The priest shocked by this statement asks, "What makes you think it is the second coming?"

She replies, "Because I swallowed the first."

[CertInsaneC5]

:funnier:

[DukeAllen]

:funniest:

[Nemesis]

What do you call a t-rex with a bomb?



Dinomite!

[VITE1]

Tony walks into the Confessional and says "Forgive me father for I have sinned I have had Sex outside of marriage".

The priest asks "Was in Ann Marie Italiono"
Tony says "I can tell you that"
""Well was in Wanda Popolesky"? the priest asks
Again "I can't tell you that"

"Well was in Mary Ann McSluty?"
Sorry father I cant tell you.

When Tony walks out his friend says "what did you get?"
"20 Hail Mary's and three hot leads."

[OldSarge]

I actually laughed out loud, hilarious !!!!

[78SA]

:lol:

[onedef92]

Reminds me of that skit titled "Catholic high school girls in trouble" in Kentucky Fried Movie.

NSFW, but a Level One Google Video Scan request does not dissapoint!