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lspencer534
01-15-2015, 4:11pm
that the British Empire was largely a result of Englishmen spreading out across the World looking for something good to eat.
and thus why France is still France.
care for some snails, frogs, and truffles?
Aerovette
01-15-2015, 4:18pm
that the British Empire was largely a result of Englishmen spreading out across the World looking for something good to eat.
...and a dentist.
that the British Empire was largely a result of Englishmen spreading out across the World looking for something good to eat.
Thanks to colonialism, you can get some damn fine Indian food in England.
and thus why France is still France.
care for some snails, frogs, and truffles?
Again, thanks to colonialism, you can get some damn fine falafel, shwarma, and pho in France.
And thanks to the Vietnam war, now we in the US can get damn fine pho here in the US, as well as a convenient manicure.
Aerovette
01-15-2015, 4:38pm
Thanks to colonialism, you can get some damn fine Indian food in England.
Again, thanks to colonialism, you can get some damn fine falafel, shwarma, and pho in France.
And thanks to the Vietnam war, now we in the US can get damn fine pho here in the US, as well as a convenient manicure.
Jack: "What's the fee for fine pho from Vietnam?"
DukeAllen
01-15-2015, 4:38pm
And thanks to the Vietnam war, now we in the US can get damn fine pho here in the US, as well as a convenient manicure.
¿que?
¿que?
Pho - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
ApexOversteer
01-15-2015, 6:34pm
Heaven: The French do the food, the Germans make the cars, and the British are the cops.
Hell: The French make the cars, the Germans are the cops, and the British do the food.
CertInsaneC5
01-15-2015, 6:54pm
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Apex for the win!!! :cert:
Dan Dlabay
01-15-2015, 7:05pm
Pho - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pho)
My wife is from Vietnam and she makes excellent Pho as well as many other really good Vietnamese dishes.:cert:
lspencer534
01-15-2015, 7:07pm
Heaven: The French do the food, the Germans make the cars, and the British are the cops.
Hell: The French make the cars, the Germans are the cops, and the British do the food.
Not all the joke. In Heaven the French prepare the food, the Germans make the cars, the British are the cops. the Swiss run the trains, and the Italians are in charge of love-making.
In Hell, the the British prepare the food, the French make the cars, the Germans are the cops, the Italians run the trains, and the Swiss are in charge of love-making.
Sea Six
01-15-2015, 7:29pm
Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.
99 pewtercoupe
01-15-2015, 7:33pm
My wife is from Vietnam and she makes excellent Pho as well as many other really good Vietnamese dishes.:cert:
Pho.....yum!:drool:
Heaven. They have bacon
Hell. No bacon.
99 pewtercoupe
01-15-2015, 7:48pm
Heaven. They have bacon
Hell. They have "tactical"bacon.
FIFY. :dance:
Jack: "What's the fee for fine pho from Vietnam?"
Depends on where Jack is fum, and that day's currency exchange rates.
Not all the joke. In Heaven the French prepare the food, the Germans make the cars, the British are the cops. the Swiss run the trains, and the Italians are in charge of love-making.
In Hell, the the British prepare the food, the French make the cars, the Germans are the cops, the Italians run the trains, and the Swiss are in charge of love-making.
Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.
Pair a phrase.
:dance:
Blademaker
01-15-2015, 7:57pm
and thus why France is still France.
care for some snails, frogs, and truffles?
I've had all three........would do it again in a heartbeat.
Heaven. They have bacon
Hell. No bacon.
This............Bacon..........Angels singing, rainbows...er...raining, 21 gun salute,.....Bacon.........Gods true gift to man.
DukeAllen
01-15-2015, 9:08pm
Pho - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pho)
Doesn't look Mexican...
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