Name Something You're Not Gonna Do... [Archive]

Exotix

02-03-2011, 5:26pm

Listen to Becks' new (Egyptian revolt) conspiracy on how the communists and islamists are coming together to rule Babylon (because it's the birthplace of civilization) ?

Z06David

02-03-2011, 5:28pm

fix my shower door

1911fool

02-03-2011, 5:29pm

confess to stealing $1.5 million in Belagio chips.

Sea Six

02-03-2011, 5:36pm

confess to stealing $1.5 million in Belagio chips.

Did you get any salsa for those chips?

'Cause that would be awesome.

1911fool

02-03-2011, 5:38pm

Did you get any salsa for those chips?

'Cause that would be awesome.

Why yes, yes I did. Marcia brought it to me.

oyealiz

02-03-2011, 5:40pm

Kill a certain someone.

They really need it, but I prefer life on the outside.

1911fool

02-03-2011, 5:40pm

Kill a certain someone.

They really need it, but I prefer life on the outside.

I know some people that know some people...and Marcia Clark.

Flatbush Harry

02-03-2011, 5:42pm

Kill a certain someone.

They really need it, but I prefer life on the outside.

Not to worry. In Tejas, the first question they ask, in a murder trial, is, "Did the vic need killin'?"
:cheers:

Hryra

Iron Chef

02-03-2011, 5:43pm

Kill a certain someone.

They really need it, but I prefer life on the outside.

Add me to the list of mental murderers.

Flatbush Harry

02-03-2011, 5:44pm

Add me to the list of mental murderers.

Moi aussi, mon ami.
:cheers:

Jean-yHrra

Sea Six

02-03-2011, 5:44pm

Not to worry. In Tejas, the first question they ask, in a murder trial, is, "Did the vic need killin'?"
:cheers:

Hryra

:iagree:

And, killing a gang member isn't even a crime in that state. It's a fine.

You can just mail it in.

:yesnod:

neece

02-03-2011, 5:47pm

Thomas:rofl:

:leaving:

Flatbush Harry

02-03-2011, 5:48pm

Thomas:rofl:

:leaving:

:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

raHyr

oyealiz

02-03-2011, 5:49pm

I know some people that know some people...and Marcia Clark.

:lol:

Not to worry. In Tejas, the first question they ask, in a murder trial, is, "Did the vic need killin'?"
:cheers:

Hryra

Well the answer to that is a resounding "YES!!!!"

Add me to the list of mental murderers.

Better, I suppose, than being a mental midget.

high desert

02-03-2011, 5:50pm

Thomas:rofl:

:leaving:

:lolsmile: He's about to learn that paybacks are a mutha fuka.

DAB

02-03-2011, 5:51pm

post in this thread:leaving:

Sea Six

02-03-2011, 5:53pm

Thomas:rofl:

:leaving:

:above:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Uncle Pervey

02-03-2011, 5:54pm

Get a penis reduction.. :yesnod: :leaving:

Sea Six

02-03-2011, 5:55pm

Get a penis reduction.. :yesnod: :leaving:

I had one of those.

The surgery didn't "take".

I'm going to have to go in again for another. :(

NB2K

02-03-2011, 5:57pm

Brenda.

Iron Chef

02-03-2011, 6:02pm

Moi aussi, mon ami.
:cheers:

Jean-yHrra

Bien sur! :cheers:
Better, I suppose, than being a mental midget.

Pssssssst..........there's a rat in your avatar.

Flatbush Harry

02-03-2011, 6:04pm

Get a penis reduction.. :yesnod: :leaving:

Good choice...did you ever see the play, "Hedwig and the Angry Inch"?
:lolsmile:

aHyrr

Flatbush Harry

02-03-2011, 6:07pm

I had one of those.

The surgery didn't "take".

I'm going to have to go in again for another. :(

Do you know why Jews are the most optimistic people in the world?
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They're the only folks who'll cut an inch off before they know how long it's gonna get!

:rofl:

Big Heshie

OddBall

02-03-2011, 6:07pm

Chores

oyealiz

02-03-2011, 6:08pm

Pssssssst..........there's a rat in your avatar.

<Abby> Call me what you will....as long as you PET ME!!!!<Abby>

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/oyealiz/Oct%202010/DSC_0168.jpg

Uncle Pervey

02-03-2011, 6:10pm

Brenda.

I'm not gonna do her either, unless her boyfriend passes away and she needs some comforting. :yesnod:

Prolly a different Brenda than the one you are talking about anyway. :leaving:

BuckyThreadkiller

02-03-2011, 6:11pm

Brenda.

Well played.

LATB

02-03-2011, 6:13pm

Thomas:rofl:

:leaving:

:above:

post of the day :cheers:

LATB

02-03-2011, 6:13pm

Do you know why Jews are the most optimistic people in the world?
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They're the only folks who'll cut an inch off before they know how long it's gonna get!

:rofl:

Big Heshie

:rofl::rofl:

vetteman9368

02-03-2011, 6:13pm

Iron Chef

02-03-2011, 6:15pm

Do you know why Jews are the most optimistic people in the world?
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They're the only folks who'll cut an inch off before they know how long it's gonna get!

:rofl:

Big Heshie

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/ironchef10/Head-In-Hands-3.jpg

Flatbush Harry

02-03-2011, 6:35pm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/ironchef10/Head-In-Hands-3.jpg

Is she the Mom of Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

BTW, the, you should pardon the expression, bigger (:D) problem is using a cross-eyed mohel...they tend to cut on the bias.

:leaving:

Hesh, crookedly

Aerovette

02-03-2011, 6:55pm

Neighbor's wife.

oyealiz

02-03-2011, 6:57pm

inform my ex gf's family, friends, current bf what an absolutely awful person she is. I have the letter written, with facts, dates, times, and corroboration from others, All i need to do is copy, paste, and send. I've been tempted several times. I'm not sure how karma would look at that (bad for ruining her relationship with her now bf and her entire family, as i know they would disown her) or (good for warning so many innocent bystanders)

Write, rewrite, edit until you have it out of your system. It's great therapy! But don't bother to send it.

Just thank your luck that you are out of the situation!

LATB

02-03-2011, 6:59pm

Write, rewrite, edit until you have it out of your system. It's great therapy! But don't bother to send it.

Just thank your luck that you are out of the situation!

Chad...listen to this smart lady.

I did. :cheers:

Crowvet

02-03-2011, 10:10pm

Post in this thread.

1911fool

02-03-2011, 10:12pm

Well I'm damn sure not going to make a bullshit post.

DAB

02-03-2011, 10:15pm

Well I'm damn sure not going to make a bullshit post.

Or quote one....

:rep:

Flatbush Harry

02-03-2011, 10:17pm

Write, rewrite, edit until you have it out of your system. It's great therapy! But don't bother to send it.

Just thank your luck that you are out of the situation!

Ah, Liz, you got your stuff togethah...best wishes to you, your lovely daughters and Kevin, who is no doubt wonderful but less lovely than you three

:cheers: and miscellaneous hugs,

ayrrH

Barn Babe

02-03-2011, 10:20pm

Thomas

vetteman9368

02-03-2011, 10:21pm

Write, rewrite, edit until you have it out of your system. It's great therapy! But don't bother to send it.

Just thank your luck that you are out of the situation!

oh, I did. and its saved on my HD

PLRX

02-03-2011, 11:20pm

remember this
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/GP%20Album--XXXXXXX/sweetgrumpy.gif

clutchdust

02-03-2011, 11:24pm

I can't believe that nobody has said.....

Suck
my
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dwjz06

02-04-2011, 11:06am

inform my ex gf's family, friends, current bf what an absolutely awful person she is. I have the letter written, with facts, dates, times, and corroboration from others, All i need to do is copy, paste, and send. I've been tempted several times. I'm not sure how karma would look at that (bad for ruining her relationship with her now bf and her entire family, as i know they would disown her) or (good for warning so many innocent bystanders)A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! Being stand up is painful sometimes.:cheers:

BTW, the, you should pardon the expression, bigger (:D) problem is using a cross-eyed mohel...they tend to cut on the bias.

:leaving:

Hesh, crookedly:lolsmile::lolsmile: Truth!:cheers:

Cybercowboy

02-04-2011, 11:10am

Shovel the driveway.

After helping my neighbor do her driveway yesterday, I'm done. :D

Cybercowboy

02-04-2011, 11:12am

inform my ex gf's family, friends, current bf what an absolutely awful person she is. I have the letter written, with facts, dates, times, and corroboration from others, All i need to do is copy, paste, and send. I've been tempted several times. I'm not sure how karma would look at that (bad for ruining her relationship with her now bf and her entire family, as i know they would disown her) or (good for warning so many innocent bystanders)

Post up an excerpt here. Doesn't have to have any names or anything. Let us judge her. :D