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onedef92
01-05-2015, 10:57am
Police: Naked Man Broke Into Homes, Used Hot Tub

KEIZER, Ore. — Jan 4, 2015, 8:07 PM ET

Police near Salem, Oregon, say they arrested a naked man after he broke into two homes, drank booze and used a hot tub at one of them.

Officers received a 911 call early Sunday from a woman who was house-sitting in Keizer when she was awakened by noises coming from the laundry room.

As she went to check it out, the laundry room door slammed, so she grabbed a knife and called police and her husband.

Police found the burglar inside, naked, and arrested him without incident. Investigators determined that he climbed in through a back window after removing a screen.

They also noticed that screens had been removed from windows at a neighbor's home. Police say the suspect had burglarized that home, drinking the homeowner's alcohol and using the hot tub and shower.

island14
01-05-2015, 12:24pm
Talk about crashing a party...


Hey never mind me.. I'm just here to use the hot tub and drink the booze

Kerrmudgeon
01-05-2015, 12:36pm
Well, at least he was a clean crook. :yesnod:

onedef92
01-05-2015, 3:02pm
And he was all shrink-wrapped and ready to be put in the pokey, too. :D

simpleman68
01-05-2015, 5:29pm
Reminds me of this gem from a few days past.

Great album and full of good singing from Aaron.
Scott

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