What is the dumbest thing you ever did?? [Archive]

War Eagle ZO6

02-03-2011, 1:57pm

No, posting in my threads does not count and no my marina shame story won't come out.

:waiting::waiting:

LATB

02-03-2011, 1:59pm

What is the dumbest thing you ever did??

Bought a new 2005 C6 vert for 65K.

maybe not the dumbest...but near the top of my list.

Bill

02-03-2011, 1:59pm

Get married?

Oh, wait. You said the dumbest, not the most costly. I'll have to think about this for a while. There's lots to choose from. :D

DAB

02-03-2011, 1:59pm

does posting pic of your wife's butt hanging over side of a boat while she does her business count?

prospero63

02-03-2011, 1:59pm

There's this one time I took what was said on an internet forum seriously.

xXBUDXx

02-03-2011, 2:01pm

There are too many rules in this thread.

I can't really say until a little more time passes.

You are going to need pics of Denise to save this thread. :waiting:

War Eagle ZO6

02-03-2011, 2:02pm

does posting pic of your wife's butt hanging over side of a boat while she does her business count?

it is up there......:willy::willy:

Iron Chef

02-03-2011, 2:25pm

"Hey prospero....why don't you come check out the Vette Barn." :D

War Eagle ZO6

02-03-2011, 2:39pm

"Hey prospero....why don't you come check out the Vette Barn." :D

:lolsmile::lolsmile:
What would a barn be without a meadow muffin?

:o_o:

wicked_c6

02-03-2011, 2:40pm

does posting pic of your wife's butt hanging over side of a boat while she does her business count?

:rofl: dumb for you... But I'm sure major fappage pic for the resident leg humpers.

prospero63

02-03-2011, 2:41pm

"Hey prospero....why don't you come check out the Vette Barn." :D

:iagree:Grade A Certified Dumbass to be sure!! :slap:

Petew1971

02-03-2011, 2:41pm

dont even know where to start

War Eagle ZO6

02-03-2011, 2:44pm

:rofl: dumb for you... But I'm sure major fappage pic for the resident leg humpers.

I have done dumber stuff

:leaving:

mrvette

02-03-2011, 2:51pm

Get married?

Oh, wait. You said the dumbest, not the most costly. I'll have to think about this for a while. There's lots to choose from. :D

Marrying the second ex.....

that has led to a huge LONG list of financial set backs.....and under pressure, bad business decisions.....

in total, about a million bux lost....seriously....not all THAT much today, but yeh.....about that....

:slap::kick::seeya:

neece

02-03-2011, 2:52pm

I am currently locked out of the house.....wonder what dumbass did that?:madwoman:

xXBUDXx

02-03-2011, 2:53pm

I am currently locked out of the house.....wonder what dumbass did that?:madwoman:

We can blame Prospero.

DAB

02-03-2011, 2:53pm

I have done dumber stuff

:leaving:

Such as?????

longhorn341

02-03-2011, 2:53pm

I am currently locked out of the house.....wonder what dumbass did that?:madwoman:

You could always blame the dog :rofl:

War Eagle ZO6

02-03-2011, 2:55pm

I am currently locked out of the house.....wonder what dumbass did that?:madwoman:

Oh carp...

wait until you see what Ringo did.
:willy:

:leaving:

War Eagle ZO6

02-03-2011, 2:55pm

We can blame Prospero.

that sombeech messes everything up

War Eagle ZO6

02-03-2011, 2:56pm

Such as?????

we may be witnessing it now

:willy::willy:

Will

02-03-2011, 2:56pm

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u138/willbridges1982/Crap/dumbestthing.png

syf350

02-03-2011, 3:01pm

dude, really...reach down, grab a pair and out wih the marina story. can't be THAT bad...and am sure any statutes of limitation have run out. if you cant laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

out with it!

:waiting:

DAB

02-03-2011, 3:01pm

I am currently locked out of the house.....wonder what dumbass did that?:madwoman:

Calm down, just pick a tree or bush. And wait for Thomas.

War Eagle ZO6

02-03-2011, 3:04pm

Bill

02-03-2011, 3:08pm

I am currently locked out of the house.....wonder what dumbass did that?:madwoman:

Just a guess, but I'd say it was the same person that didn't leave a key with the neighbors, and failed to bury a key-in-a-jar somewhere in the flower bed, for easy retrieval when needed.

That's just my guess, though.

:D

Seriously, don't you guys live in the South? That's what we Southerners do.....we bury stuff in jars; pickle jars, mainly, but really any jar will work. :lolsmile:

prospero63

02-03-2011, 3:10pm

that sombeech messes everything up

:iagree: What a tool. He'd **** up a wet dream... :kick:

C5SilverBullet

02-03-2011, 3:10pm

I don't know where to start. Maybe the time I crushed a truck bed with a fork lift, or maybe the time I buried a Blazer over the windshield....

War Eagle ZO6

02-03-2011, 3:20pm

I don't know where to start. Maybe the time I crushed a truck bed with a fork lift, or maybe the time I buried a Blazer over the windshield....

you drove a fork lift on a pick up??

:willy::willy::lolsmile::lolsmile:

C5SilverBullet

02-03-2011, 3:25pm

you drove a fork lift on a pick up??

:willy::willy::lolsmile::lolsmile:

Someone got the fork lift stuck, I went out and got a new 1500 Z71 to pull it out, it was stuck on a lip at the top of a hill. So I yank the lift out, but nobody told me it didn't have brakes. So I stop the truck, and the 10,000 pound lift hits the truck.

War Eagle ZO6

02-03-2011, 3:31pm

Someone got the fork lift stuck, I went out and got a new 1500 Z71 to pull it out, it was stuck on a lip at the top of a hill. So I yank the lift out, but nobody told me it didn't have brakes. So I stop the truck, and the 10,000 pound lift hits the truck.

:lolsmile::lolsmile:
I once left one of our lifts on the tail of a trailer and I forgot to set parking brake. Our driver was moving the trailer to another whse we had down the street, and when he hit the brakes the lift rolled back 48ft into the nose of trailer and about came out and hit back of tractor. Totaled trailer. I won't do that again.
:willy::willy:

Kerrmudgeon

02-03-2011, 3:39pm

I just wasted time reading the last four pages. That rates right up there.....:lol:

Sleestak

02-03-2011, 3:49pm

That time when I was a kid when I was certain a Glad thrash bag would make an adequate parachute and jumped off the roof with it. It still kinda stings when I think about how hard that nurse or doctor or whatever was laughing when putting the cast on. That was totally unprofessional.

Dan-O

02-03-2011, 3:59pm

What is the dumbest thing you ever did??

...How much time you got? :toetap:

Doug28450

02-03-2011, 4:01pm

Rolling the skid steer over backwards wasn't brilliant.

1911fool

02-03-2011, 4:26pm

I stole $1.5 million in bellagio chips,, luckily some other idiot got charged with it.

neece

02-03-2011, 4:31pm

Calm down, just pick a tree or bush. And wait for Thomas.

:rofl::toetap:

I tried to give you some rep for that (whatever that is, but people around here seem to like it), but it said that I must spread it around before I give it to DAB again!:rofl:

DAB

02-03-2011, 4:40pm

:rofl::toetap:

I tried to give you some rep for that (whatever that is, but people around here seem to like it), but it said that I must spread it around before I give it to DAB again!:rofl:

give some to Thomas, he needs it badly... :thumbs:

dumbest things: do not put gasoline in a pump sprayer in hopes of using it to kill wasps, like making a little flame thrower...doesn't work, and you end up having to buy a new pump sprayer.:leaving:

1911fool

02-03-2011, 4:42pm

give some to Thomas, he needs it badly... :thumbs:

dumbest things: do not put gasoline in a pump sprayer in hopes of using it to kill wasps, like making a little flame thrower...doesn't work, and you end up having to buy a new pump sprayer.:leaving:

video please...

DAB

02-03-2011, 4:45pm

video please...

that was a LONG time ago, when i was working landscaping at an apt complex...no movies back then, just slink back to the office and tell the manager that we need a new pump sprayer, and some wasp spray too - all out. if she asks what happened: dropped it, sorry, accidents happen.

8Up

02-03-2011, 4:45pm

Drink/Drive, it doesnt get any dumber than that and I did it more than once. havent in about 22 years but thats my number one dumb thing.

NB2K

02-03-2011, 4:49pm

NB2K

02-03-2011, 4:51pm

"Your post exceeds 10,000 characters. Please edit your post to less than 10,000 characters."

Sea Six

02-03-2011, 4:53pm

That actually sounds kinda cool.

Just use a can of WD-40.

prospero63

02-03-2011, 4:54pm

Just use a can of WD-40.

:iagree: Throw that f'n can at them and run your ass out of the way. :yesnod:

Bucwheat

02-03-2011, 4:57pm

Loaned $5K to a girlfriend to bury her mother,never saw her again,she moved and her mother was healthier than me. :toetap:

longhorn341

02-03-2011, 4:59pm

Loaned $5K to a girlfriend to bury her mother,never saw her again,she moved and her mother was healthier than me. :toetap:

Sorry man... but that is :lolsmile:

Olustee bus

02-03-2011, 5:00pm

I had rather not talk about it. Really.

Sea Six

02-03-2011, 5:01pm

Loaned $5K to a girlfriend to bury her mother,never saw her again,she moved and her mother was healthier than me. :toetap:

So? She wanted the money to bury her mother... for when she DOES die.

:yesnod:

:leaving: