Czarvette
12-18-2014, 6:03pm
The U.S. government announced today that it intends to provide a "proportionate response" to the SONY cyber hacking that resulted in cancellation the The Interview.
That opens the door for all sorts of creative mischief to be inflicted on Kim Jong-un.
We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons. That could take years and cost millions of lives. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done.
And I know just the crew who can suggest such...
If there's one thing that little man couldn't stand, it would be to be laughed at by his own people. I'm already imagining a hacking of the official NK website: every time you click on KJU's picture, there's a CG rendition of the 3 Stooges collectively dressing him down: "Wise guy, eh? <Boink! hammer to the head> Woob, woob, woob, woob! Think you can peek at our secrets, huh? <two-finger poke to the eyes> Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk"
That opens the door for all sorts of creative mischief to be inflicted on Kim Jong-un.
We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons. That could take years and cost millions of lives. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done.
And I know just the crew who can suggest such...
If there's one thing that little man couldn't stand, it would be to be laughed at by his own people. I'm already imagining a hacking of the official NK website: every time you click on KJU's picture, there's a CG rendition of the 3 Stooges collectively dressing him down: "Wise guy, eh? <Boink! hammer to the head> Woob, woob, woob, woob! Think you can peek at our secrets, huh? <two-finger poke to the eyes> Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk"