The Pants.......

[Kerrmudgeon]

The Pants

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here-try these on.'
She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied, "Exactly". I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
'Here-try these on.'
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.

She said,
'Here-you try on mine.'
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants".
Karen said, "Exactly, and if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will"!!!



:jester:

[wwomanC6]

:rofl:

[Bill]

These seem to be discussions best had BEFORE getting married, not after.

[The_Dude]

:lol:

[OldSarge]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::lol:

[CertInsaneC5]

:funnier:

[Barn Babe]

:rofl:

[Mike Mercury]

Karen said, "Exactly, and if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will"!!!



:rofl:

good thing she tried making that point early on in the marriage; because in a few short years........ this:










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