30,000 year old Dildo

[Petew1971]

Cave women used to diddle themselves with this sucker

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/Petew1971/Image5-1.jpg

:beer:

[Sea Six]

That's probably where the expression "hard as a rock" came from.

[Petew1971]

That's probably where the expression "hard as a rock" came from.

If they made them out of bone, it could have been where "boner" stemmed from

a good educational thread here

[Mrs. Colleen]

That looks...uncomfortable. :willy:

[Petew1971]

That looks...uncomfortable. :willy:

why? I see no reason why it wouldnt just slide right in a well lubed cooter..they should have carved some knobs on it for extra pleasure

[DJ_Critterus]

why? I see no reason why it wouldnt just slide right in a well lubed cooter..they should have carved some knobs on it for extra pleasure

I bet they were stabbed with a them things freezing cold as punishment :lolsmile:

I wonder if the peeps who found it sniffed it?

Colleen, are you sure you don't have anything like that in your arsenal?

[MrPeabody]

[Kramer] I'm out! [Kramer]

[thkauffman]

That looks...uncomfortable. :willy:

Hey, just because you're the queen of the stash...



:D

[Munch]

they should have carved some knobs on it for extra pleasure

It probably had some but they were worn off. :leaving:

[Petew1971]

I bet they were stabbed with a them things freezing cold as punishment :lolsmile:

I wonder if the peeps who found it sniffed it?

Colleen, are you sure you don't have anything like that in your arsenal?

I would have licked it to see what cave woman poon tasted like

[ChasC5]

Hard as a Rock. :above:

[Sea Six]

It probably had some but they were worn off. :leaving:

:dance:

[jda67gta]

Model# WF63I 1722

[Sea Six]

Made in Japan?

[MrPeabody]

No batteries required.

[Petew1971]

Made in Japan?

I wonder if Wilma ever used it on Betty

[Mrs. Colleen]

why? I see no reason why it wouldnt just slide right in a well lubed cooter..they should have carved some knobs on it for extra pleasure

Would you like that stuck in you?! :willy: Things used for that kind of "diddling" should have soft exteriors...or at least have a little give to them. :willy:

[Mrs. Colleen]

Hey, just because you're the queen of the stash...



:D
:rofl:
I wonder if Wilma ever used it on Betty

There is probably video of that somewhere on the internet. :rofl:

[Petew1971]

Would you like that stuck in you?! :willy: Things used for that kind of "diddling" should have soft exteriors...or at least have a little give to them. :willy:

I watched a show where they made glass dildos for women and they showed the chix trying them out...they were all for it :beer:

Are you saying Mark has a softy?

[Entropy]

:rofl:


There is probably video of that somewhere on the internet. :rofl:
Rule 34.

[Mrs. Colleen]

I watched a show where they made glass dildos for women and they showed the chix trying them out...they were all for it :beer:

Are you saying Mark has a softy?

I've seen glass ones too...no thanks! :willy:

You really want to have a conversation about Mark's junk? Let's just say...I have never had ANY concerns or complains in that department. :dance:

[lspencer534]

I watched a show where they made glass dildos for women and they showed the chix trying them out...they were all for it :beer:

Are you saying Mark has a softy?

You mean like this?

http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/glass.jpg

[Truck Guy]

That's probably where the expression "hard as a rock" came from.:lol:

[Sea Six]

I wonder if Wilma ever used it on Betty

I'd watch that

[lspencer534]

I'd watch that

Waitaminnit! Waitaminnit! You'd watch two cartoon characters diddling with a dildo?

[Bingo Fuel]

Rule 34.

Yep. :lol:

[Petew1971]

Yep. :lol:

Oh shit its Bingo Fuel..:beer:

[thkauffman]

Waitaminnit! Waitaminnit! You'd watch two cartoon characters diddling with a dildo?

Meh, beats watching anything about Joisey.

[Petew1971]

I've seen glass ones too...no thanks! :willy:

You really want to have a conversation about Mark's junk? Let's just say...I have never had ANY concerns or complains in that department. :dance:

Lets discuss Mark's penis, how would you describe it in shape and size

[Entropy]

Lets discuss Mark's penis, how would you describe it in shape and size
Damn ese, that's NNIAL8R mustache gay. :ack:

[Uncle Pervey]

I would have licked it to see what cave woman poon tasted like

What if it had been used by Fred on Barney? I know a guy that used to run a pr0n shop, he said ghey guys bought a hellova lot more dildos that women did. :lolsmile:

[Petew1971]

Damn ese, that's NNIAL8R mustache gay. :ack:

What if it had been used by Fred on Barney? I know a guy that used to run a pr0n shop, he said ghey guys bought a hellova lot more dildos that women did. :lolsmile:

are these two post related?

[lspencer534]

Damn ese, that's NNIAL8R mustache gay. :ack:

:iagree: Besides, I imagine his junk got rotted years ago from sticking it up the Captain's ass.

[Petew1971]

:iagree: Besides, I imagine his junk got rotted years ago from sticking it up the Captain's ass.

damn :beer:

[lspencer534]

What if it had been used by Fred on Barney? I know a guy that used to run a pr0n shop, he said ghey guys bought a hellova lot more dildos that women did. :lolsmile:

I did not hear that, K? I have enough bad images stored in my brain already. Just damn, Pervey! I'll take your name at face value--you have nothing to prove to me. :stop:

[DJ_Critterus]

I would have licked it to see what cave woman poon tasted like

Mold?

[C5SilverBullet]

Guess that's what they mean when they say, "she got her rocks off."

[DJ_Critterus]

[Wilma & Betty] Yabba Dabba Do Me![/The WB]

[Petew1971]

Mold?

ive eaten that before

[oahuyahoo]

Guess that's what they mean when they say, "she got her rocks off."

:rofl:

[oahuyahoo]

ive eaten that before

I'd bet you've eaten many things even VB wouldn't touch, well maybe with the exception of Pervey.

[high desert]

Hmmm, double ended. It appears cavewomen were into lezbo sex. :banana:

[Bingo Fuel]

Oh shit its Bingo Fuel..:beer:

:seeya: Pete! :o_o: :beer::beer:

[Petew1971]

:seeya: Pete! :o_o: :beer::beer:

:D :seeya: :beer:

[FasterTraffic]

That looks...uncomfortable. :willy:

That rock didn't come out of the ground that smooth. Just imagine the poor cavewoman who had to break it in.

[DJ_Critterus]

That rock didn't come out of the ground that smooth. Just imagine the poor cavewoman who had to break it in.

There's a song we Hash House Harriers sing called " The S&M Man.". You should check out the cheese grader verse.

[Rotorhead]

I would have licked it to see what cave woman poon tasted like

Meglalodon

[Sea Six]

There's a song we Hash House Harriers sing called " The S&M Man.". You should check out the cheese grader verse.

Baby Asshole here. :cheers:


What's your given name?

[DJ_Critterus]

Meglalodon

I was going to guess mud and dirt.

[DJ_Critterus]

Baby Asshole here. :cheers:


What's your given name?

Barnacle Bill the Failure .... On-on brother hasher. :cheers:

[LATB]

I wonder if Wilma ever used it on Betty

naa...they were into fisting

[Sea Six]

Barnacle Bill the Failure .... On-on brother hashed. :cheers:

:rofl:

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on-on

[bsmith]

I'd bet you've eaten many things even VB wouldn't touch, well maybe with the exception of Pervey.

The Brazillian hooker comes to mind.

[DJ_Critterus]

:rofl:

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:rofl:

on-on

Fck that. I always get called out for zen hashing and auto-wanking :rofl:

Never do competitive running because ya get labeled a "race-ist."

We also have a member about 70 years old named D'Dildo and part of his outfit he always has an old dildo he found in a gutter somewhere in Okinawa.

[Uncle Pervey]

Here's another one... this one is pretty small only 12cm long. :lolsmile:

http://scienceblogs.com/aardvarchaeology/upload/2010/07/stone_age_dildo_found_in_swede/verkstadsvagen.gif


And another one..

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/stone-phallus-101210-02%5B1%5D.grid-6x2.jpg

[DJ_Critterus]

Here's another one... this one is pretty small only 12cm long. :lolsmile:

http://scienceblogs.com/aardvarchaeology/upload/2010/07/stone_age_dildo_found_in_swede/verkstadsvagen.gif

Shouldn't it be bigger since it's black? Looks like the myth is busted :rofl:

[Aerovette]

Cave women used to diddle themselves with this sucker

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/Petew1971/Image5-1.jpg

:beer:


And they know this how?

[Uncle Pervey]

And they know this how?

Scissors sniffed it! :yesnod:

[Z06PDQ]

That looks...uncomfortable. :willy:

maybe you just need a little more wine. :cheers:

[Z06PDQ]

Here's another one... this one is pretty small only 12cm long. :lolsmile:

http://scienceblogs.com/aardvarchaeology/upload/2010/07/stone_age_dildo_found_in_swede/verkstadsvagen.gif


And another one..

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/stone-phallus-101210-02%5B1%5D.grid-6x2.jpg

looks similar to what I dropped in the toilet this morning. that oatmeal sure makes a turd.:yesnod:

[Petew1971]

looks similar to what I dropped in the toilet this morning. that oatmeal sure makes a turd.:yesnod:

What was in your butt the night before made a good mold for the next day

[Mrs. Colleen]

Lets discuss Mark's penis, how would you describe it in shape and size
No.
That rock didn't come out of the ground that smooth. Just imagine the poor cavewoman who had to break it in.

And no.

[Kerrmudgeon]

....looks like a prehistoric billy club to me. I think ya'll have vivid imaginations....!:thumbs:

and it's way too small to be a dildo, isn't it?

[high desert]

What was in your butt the night before made a good mold for the next day

zing

[joecaver]

you guys know that the entire story has to be untrue since the earth is only 6000 years old.


:D:D

[Sea Six]

This whole dildo idea is fun, and all... but there were a lot of cultures that worshipped the penis as a symbol of life.

How do we know these aren't religious artifacts of some sort? How do we know they were actually used as dildos?

Serious question.

BTW, how do we know some TVB type of person didn't scribe that scratch around the end to form the appearance of a penis head back in 1100 AD?

[Sleestak]

Hopefully it didn't have those cracks in it. Get some skin piched in them and :willy:. I get yelled at if my fingernails aren't trimmed nice enough.

[Sea Six]

Hopefully it didn't have those cracks in it. Get some skin piched in them and :willy:. I get yelled at if my fingernails aren't trimmed nice enough.

WTF yells at you if your fingernails aren't trimmed nicely enough?

[wicked_c6]

Its probably cold (being stone)...so its probably where the term cold **** came from. :)

[jaxgator]

WTF yells at you if your fingernails aren't trimmed nicely enough?

His boyfriend?
















:jester:

[Z06David]

looks similar to what I dropped in the toilet this morning. that oatmeal sure makes a turd.:yesnod:

:iagree::lolsmile: