Pickle slicers

[DukeAllen]

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.

A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?"

"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill -- I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, um, she got fired, too."

[simpleman68]

:Jeff '79:

[Barn Babe]

:rofl:

[Kerrmudgeon]

It's been a while since I've seen that one.:yesnod:
It always reminds me of my first job at a burger joint when I was 15.....slicing pickles! Those things are dangerous. Cut my fingers once on the darn thing, but never had an urge to put anything else in it! :rofl:

[DukeAllen]

It's been a while since I've seen that one.:yesnod:
It always reminds me of my first job at a burger joint when I was 15.....slicing pickles! Those things are dangerous. Cut my fingers once on the darn thing, but never had an urge to put anything else in it! :rofl:

Who got the burger with the bloody pickles? :puke:

['77Babe]

:funnier:

[lspencer534]

It's been a while since I've seen that one.:yesnod:
It always reminds me of my first job at a burger joint when I was 15.....slicing pickles! Those things are dangerous. Cut my fingers once on the darn thing, but never had an urge to put anything else in it! :rofl:

Waffle House wants to know if you'll come and work for them....

[Kerrmudgeon]

Who got the burger with the bloody pickles? :puke:
:bilmem:.....extra protein, no charge!
Waffle House wants to know if you'll come and work for them....
:toetap:...No dang Waffle houses up here.....dumbass! :rofl:

[CertInsaneC5]

:funnier:

[DukeAllen]

No dang Waffle houses up here.....dumbass! :rofl:

Where do your thugs, pimps and drug dealers eat after midnight? :willy:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Where do your thugs, pimps and drug dealers eat after midnight? :willy:

What thugs, pimps and drug dealers?:canada:


:roll:

[DukeAllen]

What thugs, pimps and drug dealers?:canada:


:roll:

That's right. You make them think they can sing or act and send them down here. :slap:

[Barn Babe]

That's right. You make them think they can sing or act and send them down here. :slap:

:lol:

[99 pewtercoupe]

Where do your thugs, pimps and drug dealers eat after midnight? :willy:

Seriously ...I was at a Christmas party over the weekend and the name Waffle House name came up. Some 20 something gal asked "WTF is a Waffle House."
These kids these days....Jeez :lol: