Who remembers "Vouyer Dorm"?

[RED-85-Z51]

Back..ehh...99ish, when I got my first computer...I used it for like..school research, stuff like that. I was watching fox news and they had these girls on there, the topic was the website....and the subject matter was how vulger it was, and one of the questions was "do they film you having intercourse"....

They had my attention at that point.

Girls were like..well, yes and no, you can hear us, but its poorly lit, so you cant make out much, but there are shower cameras, and stuff like that, we do appear nude at times.

So...I ran t othe computer...checked out the site...meh, what is this..I have to pay? No...not an option, then I explored the emerging world of free internet porn, thumbnail sites...it was about 38 seconds later I found my first redirected thumbnail, then due to 56K modem...about 2 minutes later the popups stopped popping and the computer locked up...

It was then that I learned about reformatting the harddrive.

Soonthereafter, I decided it was safer to save found images to a 3.5" floppy...my best idea ever...fap whenever, no internet needed.

This worked wonderfully until I forgot one of them in the A: Drive....and my dad found it.

My best excuse..."Well, uhh...I have no idea, I guess Office Depot is preloading these things with porn now, we should call them"....

Didnt work...:lol:

I remember those screens that used to popup "Are you over the age of 21 YES NO"....Id be like..hovering over YES....get up, look out all the blinds for the FBI vans...go back, click YES...get porn. Instantly start deleting all the browser history, cached files, restart the computer to make sure there were no surprises (dont laugh, one time I did this and my wallpaper and screensaver was XXXX porn)...

Life in the 90's with internet...:rofl:

[NeedSpeed]

Shit, I had a 2400 baud modem in the late 80's. I'd dial up BBS's and start a download when I went to bed and see what I got in the morning.

1 Pic.

But at about 12 or so, it was worth it. :D

[RED-85-Z51]

I remmeber with 56K...if the picture was more than 1000X1000, you were in for a wait...

It would like, scan down the screen...and you would have like 3 colors...red, tan, black...then it would start to refine...more, and more....oh shit..thats a nipple...holy hell, thats a nipple...I think. 5 minutes later...ohhh man, thats a nipple, be waiting for the Goo....and its bush...FAIL...X out...cant fap to this, NEXT..

[NeedSpeed]

Yep lol

[ApexOversteer]

Anyone remember Persian Kitty, the porn site listing site? I remember scrolling down the endless list... and 5 second porn videos, I remember when finding a 2 minute video was like "clear my schedule, I'm going to be busy today and tomorrow!"

[RED-85-Z51]

I remember mybabes, bunnyteens?, there was one..it was neat, you picked a model, and clicked next..and it showed them fully clothed, and it had a long text to read...and you click next..and it would show the model doing something, like pulling up a skirt slightly..and more text..

Like 15 panels..and finally the last one you got full spread...Then you realize you just spend an hour doing this...and it wasnt exactly an epic cooch...but it was a cooch, so not total fail.

I wanna say it was amateurpages...? or something?

[RED-85-Z51]

It was months before I realized that "professional russian photographer Oliver Clozov" was just another porn site...

[lander]

Hold on now...You mean you can view pornography on the Internet? :dance:

[island14]

Ahhh the 1990's.... the good old days.. :lol:

I do remember a few times getting so many pop ups that you could not delete them all... so had to unplug the comp from the wall just to get it to stop before it went blue screen.. :Jeff '79:

[Barn Babe]

Hold on now...You mean you can view pornography on the Internet? :dance:

:lol:

Y'all are a bunch of horn dogs. :leaving:
That's what any self respecting girl is supposed to say, right?

[Uncle Meat]

The Hun's Yellow Pages are still active if you can believe that.

U.M.

[lander]

:lol:

Y'all are a bunch of horn dogs. :leaving:
That's what any self respecting girl is supposed to say, right?

I Googled "horn dog porn"...:above:

and yes, it is...so you can imagine our surprise when...oh, never mind...

[Grey Ghost]

Shit, I had a 2400 baud modem in the late 80's. I'd dial up BBS's and start a download when I went to bed and see what I got in the morning.

1 Pic.

But at about 12 or so, it was worth it. :D

:yesnod:

I started with Compuserve in the mid '80s. Don't remember porn on there. Then started dialing into BBB's. A friend had one he loaded up with hard core stuff. Not the playboy junk. Next came gif's that had motion vs. jpg :lol: Pervs today don't know how easy they have it :D

[Barn Babe]

I Googled "horn dog porn"...:above:

and yes, it is...so you can imagine our surprise when...oh, never mind...

:rofl:

[Loco Vette]

:lol:

Y'all are a bunch of horn dogs. :leaving:
That's what any self respecting girl is supposed to say, right?

Point being? :bigears:

[DukeAllen]

You guys are going to lose your minds when you first have sex with a live, human female :funny:

[Defib1961]

Shortly after my father passed back in '97, my little sister moved back in with my mother to help her out. Little sister buys a computer and strata teaching herself and dear old mom (who was 67 at the time) the wonders of the Internet.
Fast forward about 6 months, it is about 9:30 at night and my phone rings. Through the ear piece of my phone comes the panic stricken voice of a 67 year old woman that has just seen things she had never even heard of. Apparently some internet bug has infected the computer and would redirect every page to some of the most hardcore stuff around. Poor woman has yet to recover.

[Uncle Meat]

Even my 92-year old father looks at a bit of porn from time to time. I know because I check his browsing history when I work on his PC... :rofl:

U.M.

[HellCat]

Don't worry. Porn has been taken off the internet because it's illegal.

[Aerovette]

:lol:

Y'all are a bunch of horn dogs. :leaving:
That's what any self respecting girl is supposed to say, right?

I can accept that title. :seasix:

Do we get any certificates or is it just a general observation without reward?

[Barn Babe]

Even my 92-year old father looks at a bit of porn from time to time. I know because I check his browsing history when I work on his PC... :rofl:

U.M.

Bless his heart.:yesnod:

I can accept that title. :seasix:

Do we get any certificates or is it just a general observation without reward?

Just the general observation, isn't the porn reward enough?

[Aerovette]

Bless his heart.:yesnod:



Just the general observation, isn't the porn reward enough?

True, it is a task with it's own reward. :D

Always pay it forward...paying it any other direction can cause internal damage.

[Barn Babe]

True, it is a task with it's own reward. :D

Always pay it forward...paying it any other direction can cause internal damage.

Not always...

:leaving:

[Aerovette]

Not always...

:leaving:

Always. That is why it is NEVER called "Injaculate". :D

[DukeAllen]

Always. That is why it is NEVER called "Injaculate". :D

I think she's referring to what it does for the catcher :yesnod:

Of course one can always pay lip service...

[Barn Babe]

I think she's referring to what it does for the catcher :yesnod:

Of course one can always pay lip service...

I see what you did there...

[wicked_c6]

Hold on now...You mean you can view pornography on the Internet? :dance:

I'm very convinced that were it not for internet porn...the interweb would have faded into obscurity soon after its start.

[Aerovette]

I'm very convinced that were it not for internet porn...the interweb would have faded into obscurity soon after its start.

Maybe. On the other hand, I am a Google addict.

Maybe I should say "In" the other hand considering the thread subject matter.

[RED-85-Z51]

Not always...

:leaving:

kinky

[DukeAllen]

Maybe. On the other hand, I am a Google addict.

Maybe I should say "In" the other hand considering the thread subject matter.

Don't bite your nails.

[Aerovette]

Don't bite your nails.
Duly noted :seasix: