DaveK88
12-06-2014, 3:25pm
9 - Death is the #1 killer in the world.
8 - Life is sexually transmitted..
7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.
5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital, dying of nothing.
3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather.. It pays no attention to criticism.
2 - In the Sixties people took drugs to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird, and people take anti-depressants to make it normal.
1 - Life is like a jar of chilli chutney. What you enjoy today might burn your arse tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long!"
:cert:
8 - Life is sexually transmitted..
7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.
5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital, dying of nothing.
3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather.. It pays no attention to criticism.
2 - In the Sixties people took drugs to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird, and people take anti-depressants to make it normal.
1 - Life is like a jar of chilli chutney. What you enjoy today might burn your arse tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long!"
:cert: