I have an owie

[DAB]

Out patient surgery set for Monday morning.

If you have space, adding me to your prayer list would be appreciated.

:DAB:

[Sea Six]

Another penis reduction surgery?














j/k

:sadangel:

[Barn Babe]

:sadangel: I hope everyting's okay.

[DAB]

Another penis reduction surgery?













j/k

:sadangel:

#5!!

:slap:

[VITE1]

:angel:

[Grey Ghost]

Done. Best of luck for a speedy recovery.

[snide]

:angel:

[DukeAllen]

Done.

[simpleman68]

Damn Doug, feel better my man :angel:
Scott

[onedef92]

Dear Lord, grant DAB confidence in the surgery that awaits him, and let it be the relief and cure he seeks. Make skilled the work of the surgeon and his team for it is their knowledge and skill he submits to for healing. I pray O Lord, that this procedure will be without complication, and that DAB's recovery will be speedy and complete. Amen! :angel:

[Sea Six]

#5!!

:slap:

I've had twelve. :wow:



Thirteenth's a charm, I've heard.

[Fastguy]

Hard to follow that OD!

[DAB]

I've had twelve. :wow:



Thirteenth's a charm, I've heard.

you need a better surgeon, that one's milking you....:leaving:

[DropTheTop]

What OD said, Amen! :angel:

[DAB]

What OD said, Amen! :angel:

:iagree::iagree:

man's got a way with words!!

[island14]

#5!!

:slap:

#4!!

#3!!!

#2!!!!

#1!!!!!


:leaving:

[Rob]

:seasix: You got it Doug

[DAB]

:sadangel: I hope everyting's okay.

i'm going to guess that Mrs. DAB would take a dim view of me asking you to kiss it and make it better.

very dim view. :yesnod::ironchef:

[CertInsaneC5]

Get better man. Prayers sent. :angel:

[Truck Guy]

Break a leg, wait, no.. Good luck!

Speedy recovery :yesnod:

[Chuck A]

sending good thoughts and prayers

[Milton Fox]

Did you bang your thumb? :waiting:

[DAB]

Did you bang your thumb? :waiting:

nope.

no blood drawn, internal injury.

[Barn Babe]

i'm going to guess that Mrs. DAB would take a dim view of me asking you to kiss it and make it better.

very dim view. :yesnod::ironchef:

Gotcha. :seasix: I hope everything goes well.

[86RAG]

Another penis reduction surgery?
















Lucky bastard, I had to have the addadicktome :sadangel:


Good luck with the surgery Doug :seasix:

[wwomanC6]

What OD said, Amen! :angel:

:iagree: Make that a double! Amen! Good luck tomorrow!


Don't forget to swing by the post office for your package when your done!:seasix:

[Norm]

Will put some good words in for you to the Big Guy, all the best bud......:seasix:

[dwjz06]

Good luck sir. Prayers for a speedy recovery.

[DAB]

No food or drink Monday morning. 10:30 surgery. I'll be grumpy.

No morning coffee?! Boo.

[Shrike6]

I will send a prayer up for your recovery.
Hope all goes well!

[carlton_fritz]

Fun way to start a weekend. Good luck.

[DAB]

Fun way to start a weekend. Good luck.

Surgery is Monday.

[Ol Timer]

Prayers sent

[JRD77VET]

I'll say a prayer ( ok, quite a few prayers ) for you, your darling wife and the entire surgical team for the best results possible. :angel:

No food or drink Monday morning. 10:30 surgery. I'll be grumpy.

No morning coffee?! Boo.

No coffee was an "unreasonable" request and told the prep nurses that before both my surgeries on my shoulder.

My wife works at the local hospital and gets to hear all kinds of good stories.

#1 Dude comes in for his surgery reeking of weed. When asked about it, he said he was a little nervous so he "burnt a doobie"
Surgery rescheduled for a later date

#2 Woman comes in for her surgery and when they are asking the standard questions, she mentions she had breakfast at the local diner. She was reminded that she was told not eat before surgery.

She says " You said not to eat anything at home so we ate at the diner instead" :slap:

Surgery rescheduled for a later date

[DAB]

I'm gonna guess they both shop at walmart. :rolleyes:

[LATB]

I pray Mondays ordeal is quick and as painless as possible. Hernia?

[JRD77VET]

I'm gonna guess they both shop at walmart. :rolleyes:

Or when they were handing out brains, they thought they trains and replied No Thanks, I'll walk :rofl:

:leaving:

[DAB]

I pray Mondays ordeal is quick and as painless as possible. Hernia?

Very perceptive.

Not too bad now. Caught it early. Damn rocks are heavy.

[LATB]

Very perceptive.



I've often been told.

Good luck friend.

[Skia]

You got this Doug. Nothing but good thoughts sent you way ManG. :seasix:

[DAB]

Estimate for the surgeons bill: $1482.

Does not include operating room charge nor the anathesiologists bill.

Glad I have insurance.

[DAB]

That's before insurance? That's damn cheap!

Although I suspect the anesthesiologist will offset that quite a bit. :lol:


Good luck Monday! :cert:

My payment today was $75 and change. That's my share of his bill.

[73sbVert]

I had my hernia surgery a couple of years ago (thanks Wendy for all the help and support! :kiss: ) and have been almost pain free ever since. My total bill was $25 to me... Thanks TriCare!

Good luck and enjoy the happy pills...

:D

[DAB]

So far I'm out 15+50+75 (doc visit, surgeon consult, surgery payment). No doubt more to come.

Kids, this is why you save money when you have a job and invest it wisely.

So when you are old and grumpy, you don't have to sell your guns to pay your bills.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Prayer for you,
:angel:

[Black94lt1]

Prayers sent for a speedy recovery!

[DAB]

Math problem: my 30% of the hospital charge is $2504. How much is the total charge? They take Discover over the phone.

[Sea Six]

Math problem: my 30% of the hospital charge is $2504. How much is the total charge? They take Discover over the phone.

Using Obamacare math, the answer is 3000%.

[DAB]

Leaving shortly to get fixed up. Will check in later.

[Sneaks]

Math problem: my 30% of the hospital charge is $2504. How much is the total charge? They take Discover over the phone.

$8346 and change. :seasix:

[Y2Kvert4me]

Leaving shortly to get fixed up. Will check in later.Good luck Sparkles, heal up soon!

:cert:

[DukeAllen]

Let us know how it feels to begin your new life as a woman! :seasix:

[Sea Six]

$8346 and change. :seasix:

No.

The answer is 3,000%.

:toetap:

[DAB]

Checked in.

[MrPeabody]

Checked in.

I hope you are scheduled to be the first surgery for the day. That way you have the best shot at the doctor being sober.:seasix:

[Ol Timer]

Checked in.

You can check in anytime you like, but you can never....wait, that's only in California.

Get out well!

[DAB]

IV in. 3 tries.

Waiting.

[mrvette]

Outch man sorry to hear this, take care.....I had tummy surgery a year ago, spent 3 daze on woose pills I was outpatient also....

:seasix::cert:

[DukeAllen]

IV in. 3 tries.

Waiting.

3 tries? Junkie? :D
:leaving:

[island14]

Dixie would have had his web cam set up for a live feed you slacker...

[island14]

Probably just me but for some reason I have this mental picture of a doctor doing a video ad about now... holding a knife made by Blademaker as a commercial announcement..

I just hope he does not cut off more than he is supposed to while poor ole Doug is under..

[DAB]

back home. all is well. little sore. pain pills on the way.

thank you all.

[DAB]

so the anathesiologist is telling me some drug may taste like metal....next thing i know, i'm waking up in recovery, nice nurse holding my hand and telling me i did great.

i'm all orange down there.

yeah, um, no pics. :ack:

[DukeAllen]

"Nice" nurse as in she looks like a Mack truck? Or was she worth waking up for?

[DAB]

"Nice" nurse as in she looks like a Mack truck? Or was she worth waking up for?

she was kind and comforting.

[OddBall]

she was kind and comforting.

Did you take the: "I was out of it and didn't know what I was doing", free grope? :D

[DAB]

Did you take the: "I was out of it and didn't know what I was doing", free grope? :D

pretty sure Mrs. DAB would have frowned on that. just held her hand as i woke up.

[DukeAllen]

Did you take the: "I was out of it and didn't know what I was doing", free grope? :D

pretty sure Mrs. DAB would have frowned on that. just held her hand as i woke up.

I hate finding out a nice guy is whipped like that :funny:

[DAB]

:skep:

that is the best yogurt i've had in a long time. anything tastes good after not eating most of the day.

[DAB]

Hey!!!! They shaved.

[DAB]

Pain pills kicking in.

[Black94lt1]

she was kind and comforting.

Mack Truck it is :) Here's to a speedy recovery :seasix:

[stingraymyway]

Listen to your doctor. Get well soon.

[snide]

Hey!!!! They shaved.

[barn babe]Pics?[/barn babe]

:ack:

[DAB]

[barn babe]Pics?[/barn babe]

:ack:

:iagree:

She would go all :ironchef: on me. :nono:

[DAB]

One bummer: gauze over my belly button. Can't withdraw fuzz from it for a few days. No shower until Thursday. :gozar:

[OddBall]

One bummer: gauze over my belly button. Can't withdraw fuzz from it for a few days. No shower until Thursday. :gozar:

Do your posting from the shop, stinky. :Jeff '79:

[DAB]

Gained 6 lbs.

It'll come back off once my systems are back to normal.

[Y2Kvert4me]

One bummer: gauze over my belly button. Can't withdraw fuzz from it for a few days.Gained 6 lbs.
That's a lot of lint. :eek:

[DAB]

That's a lot of lint. :eek:

And it's not even sparkley

[DAB]

Hey!!!! They shaved.

not one of my better looks. three incisions, one just below the belly button, two more below that. Percoset - good stuff.

http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad214/brinkmancorvette/IMG_1500_zps72176c7c.jpg

[Barn Babe]

Awwww, poor thing!:sadangel:

[mrvette]

Looks like ME, a bit over a year ago, don't worry, the fur will return.....

:issues:

[Sea Six]

Looks like a face. Put another birth mark on the other side for an eye.

[Ol Timer]

Thanks for not sporting your tiger print thong in the pic.

[DAB]

Thanks for not sporting your tiger print thong in the pic.

at the cleaners.... :slap: