CFOT never ceases to amaze me

[lspencer534]

There's a thread titled, "What if you found out your GF uses a sexual device?". One of the relies is, "What is it with all the weird threads on OT lately?". And several people posted the "I agree" emoticon! And another poster griped about a lesbian thread. Some even wanted the thread moved to PR&C. Damn! Women, vibrators, and lesbians: What's not to like???

BTW, there are 60 posts in that thread and not locked. I wonder if CF is loosening up a bit in light of its competition. If so, way too little way too late.

[Rotorhead]

It was bad for a while. Even the one mod who was forced to axe me agreed.

[Datawiz]

Anyone who liked that shit is now here, thus a thread like that is like a fart at a funeral.

[lspencer534]

Anyone who liked that shit is now here, thus a thread like that is like a fart at a funeral.

A fart at a funeral is bad? Oh, shit...I've committed another l'il faux pas.

[Stangkiller]

Perhaps that other place got rid of the people they were intentionally trying to run out, and now they can breath a sigh of relief. Nobody's even trying to post tigglebitty Tuesdays or such?

I think their latest rash of condescending attacks on certain members was a planned move to purge the forum of those who they didn't like.

[DJ_Critterus]

A fart at a funeral is bad? Oh, shit...I've committed another l'il faux pas.

It's called a "social error"and it's only bad to commit if you wake up the dead or make the paint peel.

As far as CFOT goes, I dout they care about the competition. They have enough traffic to not care and it seems all the riff-raff they wanted gone is coming here. Tis kinda dull over there these days and a lot more fun over here. PR&C... it's still the same. BTW, how come RIMhasn't been issued some bannage for the "annoying directive" when it seems everybody else has?

[khblair]

Perhaps that other place got rid of the people they were intentionally trying to run out, and now they can breath a sigh of relief. Nobody's even trying to post tigglebitty Tuesdays or such?

I think their latest rash of condescending attacks on certain members was a planned move to purge the forum of those who they didn't like.

works for me. im much happier over here anyway. who cares whats going on over there

:above:

[Sleestak]

There are people who think their GF's don't use one? :lolsmile:

[MEC5LADY]

It never amazes me how some people can be so clueless.:lolsmile:

[lspencer534]

works for me. im much happier over here anyway. who cares whats going on over there

:above:

I'm with you. I don't give a rat's ass about what's going on over there either, just thought the thread was so prudish as to be comical. I feel like I've 'come home' over here. :hurray:

[BADRACR1]

There are people who see this as a problem?? Must be afraid of a little competitiion!:o_o:

[Iron Chef]

Perhaps that other place got rid of the people they were intentionally trying to run out, and now they can breath a sigh of relief. Nobody's even trying to post tigglebitty Tuesdays or such?

I think their latest rash of condescending attacks on certain members was a planned move to purge the forum of those who they didn't like.

Oh come on now...it's a nice little retirement community.

[lspencer534]

There are people who think their GF's don't use one? :lolsmile:

I thought (and I hope) every woman has a BOB. One of the best thing a man can do is to watch his SO pleasure herself, not just for the thrill of it but also to learn what she likes.

[LATB]

It's called a "social error"and it's only bad to commit if you wake up the dead or make the paint peel.

As far as CFOT goes, I dout they care about the competition. They have enough traffic to not care and it seems all the riff-raff they wanted gone is coming here. Tis kinda dull over there these days and a lot more fun over here. PR&C... it's still the same. BTW, how come RIMhasn't been issued some bannage for the "annoying directive" when it seems everybody else has?

because w/o RIM and Hegler...CFPR&C would be a conservative circle jerk. There needs to be opposition or political forums are boring...it's why Grumpy keeps those guys around. They are the forum pinata's.

[Flatbush Harry]

It never amazes me how some people can be so clueless.:lolsmile:

You're just asking for heartbreak if you give your love to a device that runs on AA batteries and comes with a 90-day warranty.
:D

Hyarr

[Stangkiller]

There are people who see this as a problem?? Must be afraid of a little competitiion!:o_o:

Jjust imagine a fat and hairy <with balding head> guy driving a C4 <or similarly priced C3 or C5> with fake gold chains wearing a printed Hawaiian shirt getting pretty adamant about not claiming to need ANY 'help' in any department.

I mean that is the stereo type person who filled in OT's vacancy's right? :leaving:

[thkauffman]

because w/o RIM and Hegler...CFPR&C would be a conservative circle jerk. There needs to be opposition or political forums are boring...it's why Grumpy keeps those guys around. They are the forum pinata's.

As opposed to the lib circle jerk here in PR&C?

[Stangkiller]

You're just asking for heartbreak if you give your love to a device that runs on AA batteries and comes with a 90-day warranty.
:D

Hyarr

That's a longer warranty that most guys came with :leaving:

[Meeko87]

That place has become a snooze fest, the action and laughs are right here.

[LATB]

As opposed to the lib circle jerk here in PR&C?

perzactly :yesnod:

[lspencer534]

You're just asking for heartbreak if you give your love to a device that runs on AA batteries and comes with a 90-day warranty.
:D

Hyarr

:rofl: I don't view BOB as competition, though; he's just a helpful friend.

[Flatbush Harry]

That's a longer warranty that most guys came with :leaving:

They don't call 'em minute men for nuthin'.

:lolsmile:

yrHra

[Flatbush Harry]

:rofl: I don't view BOB as competition, though; he's just a helpful friend.

'Tis better to give than to leceive.

-Egg Foo Yung, ancient Asian Philosopher, from pre-battery days

"Light"

-Wun Hung Lo, more recent Asian Philosopher

lHaly

[MEC5LADY]

You're just asking for heartbreak if you give your love to a device that runs on AA batteries and comes with a 90-day warranty.
:D

Hyarr

So, if a woman shouldn't have a toy does that mean a man should be prevented from using his hands on himself? :popcorns:
(why do I get the sudden vision of scissors for some reason?:lolsmile:)

[Flatbush Harry]

So, if a woman shouldn't have a toy does that mean a man should be prevented from using his hands on himself? :popcorns:
(why do I get the sudden vision of scissors for some reason?:lolsmile:)

In the words of that distinguished homicide dick, er, defec, no, er, detective, er, referee, Cleme of Sum Yung Guy, "Irregar Use of Hands 10 yds, lepeat 2nd down".
:leaving:

allHy

[MEC5LADY]

In the words of that distinguished homicide dick, er, defec, no, er, detective, er, referee, Cleme of Sum Yung Guy, "Irregar Use of Hands 10 yds, lepeat 2nd down".
:leaving:

allHy

:lolsmile::lolsmile:

[mrvette]

Catch my post there, and I just a olde phardt....

anyone enjoy muff diving like I do??

I got a well educated tongue.....makes Gene Simmons seem mild....

:lolsmile::lolsmile::o_o::o_o::o_o::o_o::o_o::o_o::o_o::o_o::o_o::o_o::o_o::o_o::above::above::above::above:

[Flatbush Harry]

Remember the lyric, "One toke over the line...".

That's the line I think you might have just gone over.

:lolsmile:

Harry, founding member, PSDBMDC

[Mrs. Colleen]

There are people who think their GF's don't use one? :lolsmile:

:iagree: :rofl: Hell...I have a whole drawer full. :rofl:

[BADRACR1]

:iagree: :rofl: Hell...I have a whole drawer full. :rofl:

Ain't that one in your avatar??!!:above::hurray::dance:

[mrvette]

:iagree: :rofl: Hell...I have a whole drawer full. :rofl:

:above::above: PROVE IT!!!!



:dance::o_o::hurray::lolsmile:

(stepped in THAT mud puddle, eh kid??)......:rofl:

[theriver]

So, if a woman shouldn't have a toy does that mean a man should be prevented from using his hands, carved out room temperature roast beef, wheel bearing grease tube, fleshlight, pocket vag etc. on himself? :popcorns:
(why do I get the sudden vision of scissors for some reason?:lolsmile:)

fix'd :D

[carlton_fritz]

I thought (and I hope) every woman has a BOB. One of the best thing a man can do is to watch his SO pleasure herself, not just for the thrill of it but also to learn what she likes.
:skep: Guys aren't equipped to do that.:leaving:

[carlton_fritz]

As opposed to the lib circle jerk here in PR&C?
:iagree:

[Mrs. Colleen]

Ain't that one in your avatar??!!:above::hurray::dance:
That one does not fit in the drawer. :lol:
:above::above: PROVE IT!!!!



:dance::o_o::hurray::lolsmile:

(stepped in THAT mud puddle, eh kid??)......:rofl:

I have pictures from when I used to sell them...not sure this is the appropriate forum to post them in though. :rofl:

I am surprised to see that Photobucket never deleted them. :lol:

[Flatbush Harry]

fix'd :D

Actually, based on my experience, I'd much rather do it with a woman than a carved out roast beef, laden with wheel bearing grease and congealed suet and a flashlight. That's the trouble with us old guys, limited envag, er, imagination.

That, said, my friend, Hedwig, of the angry inch did tell me of an unfortunate incident with an electric knife...but I digress...

:D

Hyrra

[theriver]

Actually, based on my experience, I'd much rather do it with a woman than a carved out roast beef, laden with wheel bearing grease and congealed suet and a flashlight. That's the trouble with us old guys, limited envag, er, imagination.

That, said, my friend, Hedwig, of the angry inch did tell me of an unfortunate incident with an electric knife...but I digress...

:D

Hyrra

:) necessity is the mother of all invention

[MEC5LADY]

Ain't that one in your avatar??!!:above::hurray::dance:

Ohhhh a very large one at that.:above:

Actually, based on my experience, I'd much rather do it with a woman than a carved out roast beef, laden with wheel bearing grease and congealed suet and a flashlight. That's the trouble with us old guys, limited envag, er, imagination.

That, said, my friend, Hedwig, of the angry inch did tell me of an unfortunate incident with an electric knife...but I digress...

:D

Hyrra
:o_o:

:) necessity is the mother of all invention

Sometimes you gotta do whatcha gotta do.:above::dance:

[theriver]

Ohhhh a very large one at that.:above:


:o_o:



Sometimes you gotta do whatcha gotta do.:above::dance:

honesty is so refreshing...and it sheds the guilt :)

[MEC5LADY]

honesty is so refreshing...and it sheds the guilt :)

Why not be honest? Are we all not adults with normal adult wants, needs, desires?

[xXBUDXx]

40 posts? 40 ****ING POSTS and not one of you bastards has asked for pics of the wife/GF using th marital aid?


You people make me sick.



Now. anyone got pics? :toetap:

[theriver]

Why not be honest? Are we all not adults with normal adult wants, needs, desires?

some freakier and deakier than the run of the mill white bread :D
40 posts? 40 ****ING POSTS and not one of you bastards has asked for pics of the wife/GF using th marital aid?


You people make me sick.



Now. anyone got pics? :toetap:

good point. slippin. what he said

[Mirroredshades]

I have pictures from when I used to sell them...not sure this is the appropriate forum to post them in though. :rofl:

I am surprised to see that Photobucket never deleted them. :lol:



PM links or I call BS.

:bs:

[MEC5LADY]

some freakier and deakier than the run of the mill white bread :D
:popcorns:

[lspencer534]

40 posts? 40 ****ING POSTS and not one of you bastards has asked for pics of the wife/GF using th marital aid?


You people make me sick.



Now. anyone got pics? :toetap:

When you're right, you're right. I hate that....

[Entropy]

I have pictures from when I used to sell them...not sure this is the appropriate forum to post them in though. :rofl:

I am surprised to see that Photobucket never deleted them. :lol:

I hate to ask, but my curiosity is getting the better of me... they were unused right? Right?

[xXBUDXx]

When you're right, you're right. I hate that....

It doesn't happen very often, but when it does, it's GOLDEN!

[Mrs. Colleen]

PM links or I call BS.

:bs:

Here...I "cleaned up" the photo a bit.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/PPToys2.jpg

:rofl:

[Mrs. Colleen]

I hate to ask, but my curiosity is getting the better of me... they were unused right? Right?

The ones I sold?! Of course!!! :willy: :rofl:

[Entropy]

The ones I sold?! Of course!!! :willy: :rofl:
There are some crazy people in the world.

[MEC5LADY]

Here...I "cleaned up" the photo a bit.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/PPToys2.jpg

:rofl:

Ya gotta love all the fashionable colors that they use.... perfect for any outfit or not.:lolsmile::lolsmile:

[theriver]

some look like a spinoff from medieval torture devices :banana1:

[lspencer534]

Here...I "cleaned up" the photo a bit.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/PPToys2.jpg

:rofl:

What's the little red heart thingie?

[mrvette]

they are never outta season.....

[Mrs. Colleen]

There are some crazy people in the world.
:willy: :nono: :willy: :nono:
Ya gotta love all the fashionable colors that they use.... perfect for any outfit or not.:lolsmile::lolsmile:
The bumpy cover for the larger of the two bullets glows too. :rofl:
What's the little red heart thingie?

A c-ring (can I say the c word here? :rofl:) that also gives extra pleasure for the lady involved.

[lspencer534]

Anyone have one of these?



http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/BlackSybianAttachments-1.jpg

[Entropy]

:willy: :nono: :willy: :nono:



:withstupid:

:ack:

I saw some crazy crap when I was in Japan.

[lspencer534]

:willy: :nono: :willy: :nono:

The bumpy cover for the larger of the two bullets glows too. :rofl:


A c-ring (can I say the c word here? :rofl:) that also gives extra pleasure for the lady involved.

Ahhh...I should have recognized that, just now noticed the hole in it. But that one doesn't vibrate, does it?

[Blademaker]

Here...I "cleaned up" the photo a bit.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/PPToys2.jpg

:rofl:

Hmmmmmmm.........I'll throw that pic up over there and see how things go.

brb

[NEVRL8T]

There are people who think their GF's don't use one? :lolsmile:

Or their wives. :leaving:

[MEC5LADY]

Hmmmmmmm.........I'll throw that pic up over there and see how things go.

brb

:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile: Enjoy your vacation...... On second thought I doubt anyone would know what they were unless you told them.

[American Made]

:iagree: :rofl: Hell...I have a whole drawer full. :rofl:

Here...I "cleaned up" the photo a bit.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/PPToys2.jpg

:rofl:

You!! Are Awesome! :cheers::lol:

[repo]

There are some crazy people in the world.

:skep:

[Blademaker]

:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile: Enjoy your vacation...... On second thought I doubt anyone would know what they were unless you told them.

We'll see.......its up.

But if I have to explain how to use them, there's gonna be some seriously fecked up people over there.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Ahhh...I should have recognized that, just now noticed the hole in it. But that one doesn't vibrate, does it?

No. :ack:

[repo]

We'll see.......its up.

But if I have to explain how to use them, there's gonna be some seriously fecked up people over there.

Gonna be?:skep:

[Mrs. Colleen]

We'll see.......its up.

But if I have to explain how to use them, there's gonna be some seriously fecked up people over there.

:lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile: Awesome. :lolsmile:

[MEC5LADY]

We'll see.......its up.

But if I have to explain how to use them, there's gonna be some seriously fecked up people over there.

Well you probably should start making copies of any manuals cause I am sure there are a lot of guys over there scratching their heads trying to figure out what they are and how they are used.:lolsmile:
BTW, you're my new hero :cheers:

[repo]

Ttt

[MEC5LADY]

We'll see.......its up.

But if I have to explain how to use them, there's gonna be some seriously fecked up people over there.

Hmmm I think the thread disappeared. :lolsmile:

[Joecooool]

There are people who think their GF's don't use one? :lolsmile:

Hell, I've bought them for her.

[carlton_fritz]

Hmmm I think the thread disappeared. :lolsmile:
:yesnod:

[repo]

Hell, I've bought them for her.

You have a GF?:dance:

[lspencer534]

Hmmm I think the thread disappeared. :lolsmile:


Really? Took longer than I thought it would.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Hmmm I think the thread disappeared. :lolsmile:

Looks like it. :rofl: Anyone banned yet? :rofl:

[MEC5LADY]

Really? Took longer than I thought it would.

I guess once someone figured out what the thread was about from the picture that's when the plug was pulled so to speak.:lolsmile:

[Blademaker]

Hmmm I think the thread disappeared. :lolsmile:

Yup.
No nasty PM yet.......I've thrown some borderline shit up there before and got away with nothing more than double secret probation/warnings.

[MEC5LADY]

Yup.
No nasty PM yet.......I've thrown some borderline shit up there before and got away with nothing more than double secret probation/warnings.

Something tells me that you will be getting a nice PM sometime explaining how it isn't proper to post those types of disgusting barbaric instruments used by people of ill repute.:lolsmile:

[Blademaker]

Something tells me that you will be getting a nice PM sometime explaining how it isn't proper to post those types of disgusting barbaric instruments used by people of ill repute.:lolsmile:

Meh......When I do, I'll post it up.

[high desert]

I guess once someone figured out what the thread was about from the picture that's when the plug was pulled so to speak.:lolsmile:

:rofl:

[lspencer534]

Meh......When I do, I'll post it up.

Please do. :hurray:

[Blademaker]

I guess once someone figured out what the thread was about from the picture that's when the plug was pulled so to speak.:lolsmile:

:rofl:

[Truck Guy]

:( Damn, I missed it. Not spending much time over there now.

[Y2Kvert4me]

404, the ultimate boneyard :lol:

[LATB]

:( Damn, I missed it. Not spending much time over there now.

ditto

[Iron Chef]

So help me...the FIRST person to complain that we don't let you clowns have your fun on here gets their account blown to bits.

...or is that bytes...

[Truck Guy]

So help me...the FIRST person to complain that we don't let you clowns have your fun on here gets their account blown to bits.

...or is that bytes...:ohnoes: We'll be good Dad, we promise... :D

[LATB]

So help me...the FIRST person to complain that we don't let you clowns have your fun on here gets their account blown to bits.

...or is that bytes...

:above:

[Y2Kvert4me]

bits.

...or is that bytes...I forget what Apple calls them nowadays. :D

[MEC5LADY]

So help me...the FIRST person to complain that we don't let you clowns have your fun on here gets their account blown to bits.

...or is that bytes...

I would never do anything like that..... I'm a good girl and I have the halo to prove it.:cheers:

[carlton_fritz]

So help me...the FIRST person to complain that we don't let you clowns have your fun on here gets their account blown to bits.

...or is that bytes...
http://i53.tinypic.com/28hhrfa.gif

[Iron Chef]

I would never do anything like that..... I'm a good girl and I have the halo to prove it.:cheers:

That halo has more dents than the hooptie I drove when I was in high school.

[vetteman9368]

:ohnoes: We'll be good Dad, we promise... :D

yea, just like when the parents left town in "Weird Science"

[xXBUDXx]

yea, just like when the parents left town in "Weird Science"

You turds better call me when Kellie LeBrock shows up. :toetap:

[MEC5LADY]

That halo has more dents than the hooptie I drove when I was in high school.

Hey at least I have one.:above::above::above::above:

[carlton_fritz]

You turds better call me when Kellie LeBrock shows up. :toetap:
Better get young Kelly leBrock. Old one isn't that hot.

[DJ_Critterus]

Any bandage yet?

[Stangkiller]

Hey at least I have one.:above::above::above::above:
Something like this comes to mind
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SbmjaaFeB84/Swg4Ha7XhQI/AAAAAAAAAmM/F-WcNWt63Fg/s320/devil_with_halo.bmp

[MEC5LADY]

Something like this comes to mind
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SbmjaaFeB84/Swg4Ha7XhQI/AAAAAAAAAmM/F-WcNWt63Fg/s320/devil_with_halo.bmp

:lolsmile: Wait what?!! Me? :leaving:

[Blademaker]

Any bandage yet?

Nope.
Nothing.
Zilch.
Nada.

Buncha cowards.

[repo]

:above:

[Z06David]

:lolsmile: awesome thread

[repo]

:beat:

[kylebuck]

Here...I "cleaned up" the photo a bit.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/PPToys2.jpg

:rofl:
wtf ....

:beat:

:slap:

[repo]

wtf ....



:slap:

:kick:

[Sea Six]

:lol:

Great thread.

[VatorMan]

Here...I "cleaned up" the photo a bit.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/PPToys2.jpg

:rofl:

Bingo Fuel and Facade are never around when you need them. :toetap:

[kylebuck]

:kick:

:nono::chainsaw::)

[repo]

:willy:

[jaxgator]

A c-ring (can I say the c word here? :rofl:) that also gives extra pleasure for the lady involved.

So the guy wears that? That's an awful small hole in that thing. :skep:

Hell, I've bought them for her.

Same here. She's used it here and there but says she likes the real thing better. She only uses that in emergencies when I am not around. :D

[VatorMan]

Bingo Fuel and Facade are never around when you need them. :toetap:

:iagree:

[w!ngnut]

Well I almost skipped this thread and then read the first few post and thought WTF...but it did get better...funny thread !!

[Aflac]

A fart at a funeral is bad? Oh, shit...I've committed another l'il faux pas.


only if you try passing it off on the person in the box...:lolsmile:

[lspencer534]

only if you try passing it off on the person in the box...:lolsmile:


That's high humor down here in my neck of the woods. :above:

[Blademaker]

That's high humor down here in my neck of the woods. :above:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Cybercowboy]

So the guy wears that? That's an awful small hole in that thing. :skep:

The whole idea is a tight fit. It's stretchy I'm sure.

Amateurs... :D

[RetiredSFC 97]

This the second BS thread i've seen talking about other BS threads, and it's only the second OT thread I've looked at.

OT is OT no matter where you go.

[Mrs. Colleen]

So the guy wears that? That's an awful small hole in that thing. :skep:


The whole idea is a tight fit. It's stretchy I'm sure.

Amateurs... :D

:iagree: Tight fit makes the guy last longer...have you never heard of a c-ring? You need to get out more. :D

[Mrs. Colleen]

This is what "regular" c-rings (can I say c*ck? :rofl:) looks like...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/4006_lg.jpg

[DJ_Critterus]

This is what "regular" c-rings (can I say c*ck? :rofl:) looks like...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/4006_lg.jpg

They'd be more funner if they looked like a set of lips (don't care which set...you choose).

[jaxgator]

The whole idea is a tight fit. It's stretchy I'm sure.

Amateurs... :D

Tight fit? WTF? I don't think I could even pull my winkie through that when it was deflated.

Small fries... :D

:iagree: Tight fit makes the guy last longer...have you never heard of a c-ring? You need to get out more. :D

See above.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Tight fit? WTF? I don't think I could even pull my winkie through that when it was deflated.

Small fries... :D



See above.

They are very stretchy. :yesnod: Some guys even stretch them around their dong and berries. :yesnod: Although I have never seen it before in person. :rofl:

[jaxgator]

They are very stretchy. :yesnod: Some guys even stretch them around their dong and berries. :yesnod: Although I have never seen it before in person. :rofl:

Holy carp! It just looks painful.

[DJ_Critterus]

They are very stretchy. :yesnod: Some guys even stretch them around their dong and berries. :yesnod: Although I have never seen it before in person. :rofl:

I have trouble getting one around my dong. Going for the gold by slipping the berries through.... no fukcing way!!! I'd have blue nuggets for a months.

[themonk]

I have trouble getting one around my dong. Going for the gold by slipping the berries through.... no fukcing way!!! I'd have blue nuggets for a months.

You have trouble getting it up, what are you talking about.

[lspencer534]

They are very stretchy. :yesnod: Some guys even stretch them around their dong and berries. :yesnod: Although I have never seen it before in person. :rofl:

What is very stretchy?

[Cybercowboy]

What is very stretchy?

Let's say the inner diameter of the ring is 1/2". It could easily be stretched to 4". Like a small rubber band.

I seriously doubt there's anybody on this forum with a 4" diameter wang. If so, send a picture to one of our female members for third-party verification.

[Mrs. Colleen]

What is very stretchy?
These...
This is what "regular" c-rings (can I say c*ck? :rofl:) looks like...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/4006_lg.jpg

[Mrs. Colleen]

What is very stretchy?

Let's say the inner diameter of the ring is 1/2". It could easily be stretched to 4". Like a small rubber band.

I seriously doubt there's anybody on this forum with a 4" diameter wang. If so, send a picture to one of our female members for third-party verification.

Oh...haha...is that what he meant. Do you guys need more visuals. :rofl:

[lspencer534]

Oh...haha...is that what he meant. Do you guys need more visuals. :rofl:

I think I slipped another by y'all. :D

[carlton_fritz]

:iagree: Tight fit makes the guy last longer...have you never heard of a c-ring? You need to get out more. :D
Wait, you mean it's possible to go a full 15 seconds?:willy:

[carlton_fritz]

I have trouble getting one around my dong. Going for the gold by slipping the berries through.... no fukcing way!!! I'd have blue nuggets for a months.
Tmi.:willy:

[Mrs. Colleen]

Wait, you mean it's possible to go a full 15 seconds?:willy:

18 even! :hurray:

[lspencer534]

18 even! :hurray:

Pfffft! I made it 30 seconds once.

[LATB]

18 even! :hurray:

bronco fuk

[wesmigletz]

There are people who think their GF's don't use one? :lolsmile:

OMG, I had no idea this sort of thing went on. I've been away in the military, and have only spent a few weeks with the wife, out of the last 18 months.

Should I be concerned that she may use of one of these devices? Are there any "Green Energy" alternatives available?

[carlton_fritz]

18 even! :hurray:
http://i53.tinypic.com/2vim81y.gif

[lspencer534]

OMG, I had no idea this sort of thing went on. I've been away in the military, and have only spent a few weeks with the wife, out of the last 18 months.

Should I be concerned that she may use of one of these devices? Are there any "Green Energy" alternatives available?

Yes, Virginia..there is sex when you are not around. And it's the wild, uninhibited, screaming kind that you can only dream of. Your 'proper' little wife has been challenging herself to take in all that monster toy. Sorry, no Green Energy alternatives available--they prefer the 'rolling brownout' kind of toys that cause the neighbors down the street to light up a cigarette. :above:

[Iron Chef]

:skep:

[lspencer534]

:skep:

Ruh-roh! Flush the dope!

[carlton_fritz]

Ruh-roh! Flush the dope!
:lolsmile:

[ZipZap]

Let's say the inner diameter of the ring is 1/2". It could easily be stretched to 4". Like a small rubber band.

I seriously doubt there's anybody on this forum with a 4" diameter wang. If so, send a picture to one of our female members for third-party verification.

4 inch radius? Are you kidding? Wait, diameter? Never mind...:leaving:

[BADRACR1]

Yes, Virginia..there is sex when you are not around. And it's the wild, uninhibited, screaming kind that you can only dream of. Your 'proper' little wife has been challenging herself to take in all that monster toy. Sorry, no Green Energy alternatives available--they prefer the 'rolling brownout' kind of toys that cause the neighbors down the street to light up a cigarette. :above:

Whoa Nelly!!:dance:

[LATB]

Ruh-roh! Flush the dope!

noooooooooo

[here, give it to me...I'll slip out the back]