Retarded snake

[clutchdust]

I'm tired and I'm still up. Can't go to sleep yet. Why? Because I have to wait on my dumb-ass pet snake. Couple years ago we adopted a snake some friends couldn't (wouldn't) take care of anymore. Male ball python. Anyway, snakes are supposed to naturally know how to eat. They constrict, then generally eat their prey head first, but can often times eat ass first without a problem. At least that's how our other two snakes eat. Not this moron. Oh no! This idiot tries to eat from the ribcage first. I've been waiting on this same dipshit to eat a mouse now for an hour. Goddamned dumbass.
Not the problem child in question, but pic for shits and giggles (and to weird out all you anti-snake people)
http://i536.photobucket.com/albums/ff330/clutchdust/sneeky1.jpg?t=1296544530

[theriver]

CD, sit them all down an have the 2 non-retarded snakes show the slow learner how it's done. Teaching by ex. is best.

(yep, weirded out)

[Bill]

Look at the bright side. At least this snake probably won't be able to eat your remote control for the TV if he eats everything sideways.

[oahuyahoo]

Holy christ the guy's got a snake hobby, anything else we need to know about you? I also believe those suckers get rather large do they not? I think I read somewhere you'll one day have to forgo the mices and do rabbits.

Hey by the way how ya feelin'?

[J S Machine]

so did chow time come or are you still waiting

[Sneaks]

I hope it kept you up all night. Snakes are not meant to be pets. :leaving:

[MEC5LADY]

:popcorns:

[carlton_fritz]

Holy christ the guy's got a snake hobby, anything else we need to know about you? I also believe those suckers get rather large do they not? I think I read somewhere you'll one day have to forgo the mices and it'll do you.

Hey by the way how ya feelin'?
Fix't.

[Yerf Dog]

Snakes are cool. Seems like a boring pet though. :question:

[78SA]

Make a belt.

[Omega Man]

Anyone who would keep a snake as a pet is a F'king pervert.

[NEVRL8T]

I hope it kept you up all night. Snakes are not meant to be pets. :leaving:

I got one in my pants that begs to differ.

[clutchdust]

Holy christ the guy's got a snake hobby, anything else we need to know about you? I also believe those suckers get rather large do they not? I think I read somewhere you'll one day have to forgo the mices and do rabbits.

Hey by the way how ya feelin'?
Doing fine. One more infusion in this round and then I get a break.
Ball Pythons don't get that big. Our female is full grown and she's about four feet. This retard is a full grown male and he's right around three feet. Neither will get any bigger, they're done.
so did chow time come or are you still waiting
Finally finished about 11:30 last night. I've watched this moron do this countless times. I wish I could just take the mouse out and start over but he's just a snake so his "brain" is just a wide spot on his spinal cord.
Snakes are cool. Seems like a boring pet though. :question:
Kind of are, but they are also low maintenance.
Anyone who would keep a snake as a pet is a F'king pervert.He may be a retard, but he's a rescue. :slap: I'd prefer that people not commit to taking care of an animal they have no intention of keeping. My house is full of animals other people throw out like trash.

[w!ngnut]

Anyone who would keep a snake as a pet is a F'king pervert.

A pervert ? WTF ? :rofl: That doesn't even make sense. :lolsmile:

[G8rDMD]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s60/g8rdmd/owlretards.jpg

(the snake, not teh OP :leaving:)

[oahuyahoo]

My house is full of animals other people throw out like trash.

Good on ya man, you'll be rewarded for this.

[Omega Man]

A pervert ? WTF ? :rofl: That doesn't even make sense. :lolsmile:

Since when has that ever been a requirement for me? :skep:

[repo]

Anyone who would keep a snake as a pet is a F'king pervert.

:kick:

[CP]

If he gets hungry enough he'll eat it any which way and it won't matter. It's all poop in the end.

[OddBall]

Teach him to Sit.

[Mirroredshades]

If he gets hungry enough he'll eat it any which way and it won't matter. It's all poop in the end.



Does he poop sideways too?

:o_o:

[w!ngnut]

Since when has that ever been a requirement for me? :skep:

:hi:
Teach him to Sit.

Sit Jake...Jake I said SIT !! Jake get your azz back in there...I'm not kidding Jake !!!! :rofl::rofl:



http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/z06boy/IMG_0342.jpg

[Bucwheat]

You have to stay up and watch him eat?:leaving: Who's the tard here.

[Barn Babe]

Anyone who would keep a snake as a pet is a F'king pervert.
F'king pervert checking in!:dance:

Why are you waiting? If the mouse is still there in the morning, just throw it out and try again next week.

[Sea Six]

F'king pervert checking in!



:rofl:

:seeya: BB!

[w!ngnut]

:rofl:

:seeya: BB!

:rofl:

We have a few of these living out in the bushes and flower gardens...good for eating grubs and stuff around the house...they usually show up in the spring time...outside pets. :lolsmile:

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/z06boy/IMG_0098.jpg

[clutchdust]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/z06boy/IMG_0342.jpg

Your snake? Pretty markings. Is that a king snake wrapped on that log in the background?

I'm not going to let the snake sit in his feeding tank overnight. My fault though, I know he's a retard and I should have started feeding him earlier in the evening.

[w!ngnut]

Yes...another little Ball Python...close to 4 feet now. Another rescue. I had one when I was younger but that was a long time ago. A neighbor of a friend of mine had him and he and his wife were expecting their first child last year and he was looking to get rid of it so I took it off his hands. I've had him for a little over a year and so far...so good. He's very tame and docile. :thumbs:

Oh no...in the background is just some fake vine stuff I bought at Petsmart and wrapped around the wood. :rofl:

[VITE1]

Cook the dumb one. It will taste like chicken.