View Full Version : School me on smoking POT......
mrvette
10-29-2014, 5:30pm
.......:rofl::cert:
OldSarge
10-29-2014, 5:50pm
Trick question ???????
NeedSpeed
10-29-2014, 5:53pm
Blunts?
Bowls?
Joints?
Bongs?
Toilet paper roll & foil?
:leaving:
Sea Six
10-29-2014, 5:53pm
Blunts?
Bowls?
Joints?
Bongs?
Toilet paper roll & foil?
:leaving:
You left out apple.
Millenium Vette
10-29-2014, 5:58pm
You left out apple.
Just can't let that iPad 2 shit go, can you
SnikPlosskin
10-29-2014, 6:00pm
1. Buy pot
2. Buy bong.
3. Light pot.
4. Inhale deeply.
5. Watch Spongebob
Blademaker
10-29-2014, 6:12pm
Blunts?
Bowls?
Joints?
Bongs?
Toilet paper roll & foil?
All of the above?
:leaving:
Fixt :seasix:
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But these are the best, from what I hear.......
mrvette
10-29-2014, 6:15pm
You left out apple.
Eh, MSFT here....
:rofl:
ApexOversteer
10-29-2014, 6:22pm
Whatever the delivery method, it goes "inhale, hold, hold, exhale, cough"... won't get off, if ya don't cough...
simpleman68
10-29-2014, 6:25pm
Back in the day I recall a home made rig that was crafted using an empty bleach bottle, a small electronics fan and a car battery.
When you let go of the carb it was like hearing the first 3 seconds of sweet leaf looped. :Jeff '79:
Scott
1. Buy pot
2. Buy bong.
3. Light pot.
4. Inhale deeply.
5. Watch Spongebob
6. Eat all the food in the house.
Millenium Vette
10-29-2014, 6:30pm
Back in the day I recall a home made rig that was crafted using an empty bleach bottle, a small electronics fan and a car battery.
When you let go of the carb it was like hearing the first 3 seconds of sweet leaf looped. :Jeff '79:
Scott
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o72/tom5518/CFOT/0_zps4d12ba8e.jpg~original
Jeff '79
10-29-2014, 6:33pm
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This movie was hilarious...
DukeAllen
10-29-2014, 6:41pm
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You left out apple.
You left out beer can.
And lamp parts pipe from Ace Hardware. :D
CertInsaneC5
10-29-2014, 7:37pm
You left out potatoes too. :Jeff '79:
Blademaker
10-29-2014, 8:09pm
Buncha heads......:funniest:
JRD77VET
10-29-2014, 8:12pm
Buncha heads......:funniest:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/funnies/WTF/epic-win-photos-steampunk-vader-win.jpg~original
:leaving:
Sea Six is putting ALL you reprobates on double secret probation. CO and WA residents excepted, of course.
Sea Six
10-29-2014, 8:24pm
*accepted
DukeAllen
10-29-2014, 8:29pm
*accessories
SnikPlosskin
10-29-2014, 8:57pm
Damn, 22 posts on this thread but nothin' on smoking ribs.
Beer can for the win.
It is amazing how pot heads can make a pipe out of anything. :hurray:
Sea Six
10-29-2014, 9:00pm
Damn, 22 posts on this thread but nothin' on smoking ribs.
Beer can for the win.
It is amazing how pot heads can make a pipe out of anything. :hurray:
*accessorize
Forgot gravity bongs also.
3 liter bottles were the best
Forgot gravity bongs also.
3 liter bottles were the best
[Sea Six] You just made the list, buddy. [Sea Six]
[Sea Six] You just made the list, buddy. [Sea Six]
I'm pretty sure I have been in the list for a long ass time
ApexOversteer
10-29-2014, 9:31pm
Forgot gravity bongs also.
3 liter bottles were the best
Worst thing about a gravity bong is how easy it is to drop the vessel and lose the smoke. Buddy of mine had a one of those big plastic Coca Cola bottle change banks, and we had two corks, one with the bowl, and the other with a baby's milk bottle nipple which kept most of the smoke in, if someone dropped the bottle. Also let three of us get a hit from one draw...
Sea Six
10-29-2014, 9:54pm
:slap:
Rif
Read between the lines
:bslap:
:hurray:
MrPeabody
10-29-2014, 10:49pm
Call me traditional, I'm rolling a joint to celebrate the Giants winning the world series. :yesnod::seasix:
BADRACR1
10-29-2014, 10:57pm
Sneak-A-Toke. Perfect. Load it, drop it in your pocket, and when the urge hits you fire it up. Small hits, hold it a loooong time, and damn near no smoke or odor. At least that's what I'm told.:BADRACR1:
NeedSpeed
10-29-2014, 11:02pm
Damn, 22 posts on this thread but nothin' on smoking ribs.
Beer can for the win.
It is amazing how pot heads can make a pipe out of anything. :hurray:
Take this as a learning experience, you don't need special equipment to smoke ribs. :dance:
island14
10-30-2014, 5:44am
Red is taking notes on ya'll
Chase the dragon. :D
SnakeRiders
69camfrk
10-30-2014, 5:52am
Damn, 22 posts on this thread but nothin' on smoking ribs.
Beer can for the win.
It is amazing how pot heads can make a pipe out of anything. :hurray:
I was surprised that it took that many posts for the old beer can bowl came up. You people are slippin'!!!!:dance:
ApexOversteer
10-30-2014, 6:33am
I was surprised that it took that many posts for the old beer can bowl came up. You people are slippin'!!!!:dance:
The beer can is desperation. You have to be woefully unprepared and want to get high pretty bad to sink that low...
Jeff '79
10-30-2014, 6:44am
The beer can is desperation. You have to be woefully unprepared and want to get high pretty bad to sink that low...
I disagree.
If you need to destroy the evidence for a one time use, it perfect. :seasix:
A quality, hand crafted can is a work of art... :D
I disagree. If you need to destroy the evidence for a one time use, it perfect. :seasix: A quality, hand crafted can is a work of art... :D
I always hated the beer can method.
I was surprised that it took that many posts for the old beer can bowl came up. You people are slippin'!!!!:dance:
Um...
Post #16.
12 hours ago.
You are welcome. :seasix:
I disagree.
If you need to destroy the evidence for a one time use, it perfect. :seasix:
A quality, hand crafted can is a work of art... :D
Incorrect.
A joint is the best one time use. And there is zero evidence.
Plus, a joint makes the best traveler. :seasix:
ApexOversteer
10-30-2014, 10:54am
Incorrect.
A joint is the best one time use. And there is zero evidence.
Plus, a joint makes the best traveler. :seasix:
Indeed. Best travel method, best for quick disposal should the need arise, easiest to "hide in plain sight" (like a cigarette between fore/middle fingers not pinch between thumb/firefinger) and easiest to share, as it can be tossed, if your fellow heads aren't bumbling morons.
But they're slippery mothers...
I was 16 and had a game of frisbee football going in the park, with 8 friends and we had taken a break and we were standing in the middle of the playing field with three joints going around the circle. With two down and the last one getting short, I got my last hit and as I was exhaling, I noticed my buddy across the circle's eyes had gotten real big and he was trying to direct our attention without saying anything. Suddenly, at my right shoulder is Boothbay Harbor chief of police, Bob Lee.
I tossed the roach at my feet and prayed for it to just go out.
Bob steps into the circle and starts talking about frisbee football. "What was that game you guys were playing?" Someone explained the game and he commented it was nice to see us out there having fun and getting some exercise... but...
He then reaches UP TO MY FACE and plucks the roach off my lip, where it had been stuck the entire conversation. He gave it a good look and said "but this shit has to stop. There are families with little kids nearby and tourists and this ain't the place for it." He then points towards the treeline and says "if you need a smoke break, in there is nice though."
He gave me a pat on the shoulder, and walked away. My new nickname was Lips and I've never trusted a joint since.
Jeff '79
10-30-2014, 5:34pm
Incorrect.
A joint is the best one time use. And there is zero evidence.
Plus, a joint makes the best traveler. :seasix:
Ya, well if you have no papes you're gonna use the tin... The less baggage, the less hassle.
Sure it's not the preferred delivery vehicle, but it sure works in a pinch.
Jeff '79
10-30-2014, 5:36pm
He gave me a pat on the shoulder, and walked away. My new nickname was Lips and I've never trusted a joint since.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Cybercowboy
10-30-2014, 5:43pm
In college we had a bong named Paul. It was infamous. At about five feet long, you couldn't use Paul by yourself. No, Paul required tending at the far end, and the thing about Paul was once the bowl was lifted out (that's how you carbed it) there was just pretty much an exact huge lung-full of smoke in the tube. So you'd work with Paul until he was full of smoke, exhale, and then signal your trigger-man for the bowl pull. I saw really accomplished smokers get put on their knees in massive snot-flying coughing fits by Paul. He was magnificent.
Jeff '79
10-30-2014, 5:44pm
In college we had a bong named Paul. It was infamous. At about five feet long, you couldn't use Paul by yourself. No, Paul required tending at the far end, and the thing about Paul was once the bowl was lifted out (that's how you carbed it) there was just pretty much an exact huge lung-full of smoke in the tube. So you'd work with Paul until he was full of smoke, exhale, and then signal your trigger-man for the bowl pull. I saw really accomplished smokers get put on their knees in massive snot-flying coughing fits by Paul. He was magnificent.
:rofl: Awesome:lol:
simpleman68
10-30-2014, 5:48pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:iagree: Had my wife wondering wtf I was laughing at. :Jeff '79:
BTW, you're posting more than anyone else in this thread I think. :leaving:
Scott
We had a bong called "The Tower"
4 foot tall. And I remember taking it to the Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin concerts. :D
NeedSpeed
10-30-2014, 5:59pm
http://33.media.tumblr.com/c3f44d1d625ab940d254769ce38a5a3f/tumblr_ne4p0fnlcp1qewacoo1_500.jpg
As far as "traveler" joints go...
I used to keep one or 2 in my shirt pocket. Once I was in a store, I think a lumber or hardware, may have been a boat ships store, and I bent over and 2 doobies fell out. The guy working there said "hey man, you need both of those"...
I kinda was committed to giving one up. :Jeff '79:
The_Dude
10-30-2014, 6:56pm
I don't know if my universal translator could handle mrvette after he used Paul.
simpleman68
10-30-2014, 7:02pm
I don't know if my universal translator could handle mrvette after he used Paul.
I don't know man. A couple good pulls might just straighten him out and turn him into the most cogent, abbreviated guy we've ever heard.
A buddy of mine had a very bad stammering problem and his mom always knew when he was stoned because he never stuttered. :Jeff '79:
Scott
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