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Mike Mercury
10-23-2014, 12:29pm
http://www.tim-yvonne.com/ff/TECHSUP.JPG

Tech support - that doesn't offer a solution, but ends in a sales pitch for a service upgrade.


:lol:

Aerovette
10-23-2014, 12:39pm
Customer: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
◦Tech Support: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
◦Customer: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
◦Tech Support: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
◦Customer: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
◦Tech Support: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
◦Customer: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotion. It just has '4X' on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CDROM drive as a cup holder and snapped it off the drive.

Madmikeee
10-23-2014, 12:56pm
I have done Tech Support in the past. Had many calls that made me want to slam my head into a wall but the worst one was.

"Hello, this is Mike how can I help you?"
"It's broke, you fix."
"Uhh, what's broken sir?"
"Is Broke, you fix."

I just hung up

Mike Mercury
10-23-2014, 6:30pm
pic link fixt.