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onedef92
10-15-2014, 9:23am
Police: Drunken Santa Zombie Enters St. Paul Home

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Oct 14, 2014, 10:11 AM ET

Police have cited a 21-year-old man they say entered a St. Paul home drunk and dressed as a Santa Claus zombie, terrifying a 16-year-old girl who locked herself in a bathroom.

St. Paul police said Monday the University of St. Thomas student was cited for trespassing and taken to a detoxification center Saturday. Police found him asleep in the house hours after a Zombie Pub Crawl in Minneapolis.

Neighbor and Ramsey County Judge Margaret Marrinan tells the St. Paul Pioneer Press a 14-year-old boy fled from the house and called for help when he discovered the intruder. She says his 16-year-old sister locked herself in a bathroom to call their parents.

The teens' father said that no one in his family "will ever think of Santa the same way."

RedLS1GTO
10-15-2014, 9:32am
Mofo is lucky as shit that he didn't find out what being dead actually feels like...

Idiot.

island14
10-15-2014, 10:40am
Why would anyone be afraid of Santa? :island14:

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mrvette
10-15-2014, 12:47pm
Poor kid, standard issue one each upon the typical Santa encounter.....those guys doing the Santa gig have to be ready for combat or most anything.....but lay a hand on the little bastards, and they be DEAD.....


:issues: Can't imagine a more thankless job.....humor or not.....


:sadangel:

Barn Babe
10-15-2014, 1:53pm
At 14 and sixteen, I think they've already had the Santa thing spoiled for them.

island14
11-23-2015, 11:40pm
Why would anyone be afraid of Santa? :island14:

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Picture-337.jpg


:lol:

Burro (He/Haw)
11-23-2015, 11:43pm
Necro- thread alert!

Incidentally, St Thomas College is private. It's costs a whole lotta cash to send your future burger flipper there.