Which one of you was this?

[snide]

Masturbator Forces Virgin America Flight To Land In Nebraska (http://flightclub.jalopnik.com/masturbator-forces-virgin-america-flight-to-land-in-neb-1638464089)

[Ol Timer]

I've heard that landing in Nebraska will stop the mood for just about anyone.

[OddBall]

The U.S. Attorney's Office in Omaha said that rather than being arrested upon landing, Adams was taken to a hospital for observation.


Why? They wanted to watch him rub one out? Those perverted bastards.

[Milton Fox]

Dayum cornhuskers. :toetap:

[RED-85-Z51]

#Milehighclub #solo #thisismyexitletmeoff

[DukeAllen]

#Milehighclub #solo #thisismyexitletmeoff

I KNEW it was you! :funny:

[99 pewtercoupe]

Somewhere in the "mastibator on a Virgin flight" there is a joke waiting to be presented

[Aerovette]

I guess it's not a Virgin plane anymore.

Or

Wonder if he'll call the airline the next day?

Or

Did they change the tail to say "slut"