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FasterTraffic
01-29-2011, 8:08pm
I isn't going to has it for long."

Gilbert Arenas spends a lot of money to maintain his sharks

It's necessary to point out, before we start pointing fingers and laughing, that the court battle between Gilbert Arenas and his former girlfriend is nothing to cackle over. There are children in the middle, and Gilbert's ex is trying to wrangle a settlement that is in the best interests of those children.

That said, wow. That's a lot of money you've spent, there, Gilbert Arenas.

And even in the middle of a six-year, $111 million contract (that followed a six-year, nearly $64 million contract), there's absolutely no way Gilbert Arenas can keep up this lifestyle for much longer.

What lifestyle? According to court records obtained by the Washington Post, this lifestyle:
There's a lot about how Arenas spent his money, based on her understanding of the household finances: "he states he makes 1.5 million per month," read the notes. Arenas lavished plenty on their Great Falls home, dropping $100,000 on landscaping, $5,000 a month for housekeepers, $675 "per car" washing, and $1 million for his backyard pool and grotto. His sharks are expensive: $5,000 a month to feed them and $1,500 for a keeper to drive from Columbus to take care of them.
He was extravagant when it came to toys for the children -- ages 5, 4 and 2 -- buying a $60,000 train set and an $8,000 toy Mercedes-Benz electric car, and dropping between $30,000 and $40,000 during a shopping spree at FAO Schwartz. (Arenas also told this story on the blog, but didn't divulge the amount of money spent.)
"His sharks are expensive." Whoa, boy.

There is some debate as to whether or not Arenas, currently shooting under 40 percent from the field in Orlando while playing on a surgically reconstructed left knee, will even be able to play beyond his current contract, which expires in 2014. So this is just about it for him, and it's not a stretch to say that Arenas (though that contract is easily the league's worst) will be traded a few more times before the deal is done.
So please, Gilbert, let's refrain from building a shark-filled grotto in Orlando. And maybe look into goldfish futures, back in the District of Columbia.

Also, do right by the woman who is raising your kids. And say "hi" to the sharks for me.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Gilbert-Arenas-spends-a-lot-of-money-to-maintain?urn=nba-313303

What an idiot. :slap:

Stangkiller
01-29-2011, 8:17pm
You don't keep sharks in your backyard?!

DAB
01-29-2011, 8:23pm
when i lived in the DC area, we had a little 50 gal backyard pond, i'd get 6 goldfish each spring and put them in the pond. they cost 12 cents each, and i think i spent another $3.69 on enough food for the year.....

G8rDMD
01-29-2011, 8:27pm
You don't keep sharks in your backyard?!

Only if they have frickin' laser beams attached to their heads :yesnod: Otherwise, they're useless :D

VITE1
01-29-2011, 8:59pm
In a couple of more years he will be sweeping floors someplace.

FasterTraffic
01-29-2011, 10:16pm
You don't keep sharks in your backyard?!

My little postage stamp barely has enough room for the dogs. Sharks are out, at least until I can upgrade to a bigger homestead.

In a couple of more years he will be sweeping floors someplace.

:iagree:

Five thousand dollars per month on housekeepers? The housekeepers better be Victoria's Secret angels for that coin.

I really do hope they check in with Mr. Arenas in about five years. You'd think with all the athletes and entertainers (M.C. Hammer, Mike Tyson, Michael Jackson... The list goes on and on.) who have gone down that road before, some of these clowns would know better.