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DAB
08-26-2014, 5:15pm
now you may ask, what the hell is an alternator on a forum?

yeah, you can find them under hoods, charging batteries, but that's not the function here.

an alternator is like an assistant moderator. some days you contribute gems and wisdom to the forum, other days you post nothing but crap and random spam. and you'll never know until that day. it's a crap shoot. and the quality of the product is also suspect.

some days you'll get charts and links proving some worthless point ad nauseum, others you only get pithy sayings vadered off FB or from random google searches.

kinda like Will on LSD. :ohnoes:

no banning powers, no smilie creation powers, just the power to be annoying.....

oh wait, that role is already filled.....

nevermind. :slap:

Sea Six
08-26-2014, 5:27pm
Sounds like my concussed self.

DAB
08-26-2014, 5:28pm
Sounds like my concussed self.

uh oh. it has become self aware......:ohnoes:

CertInsaneC5
08-26-2014, 5:50pm
I was going to say we have two of those. Are you planning on having a concussion to qualify for this position? :skia:

DAB
08-26-2014, 6:21pm
I was going to say we have two of those. Are you planning on having a concussion to qualify for this position? :skia:

In that case. Forgetaboutit.