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onedef92
08-22-2014, 7:05am
German Man Evicted for Squeaky Swing Set Sex Prop

BERLIN — Aug 22, 2014, 6:00 AM ET

A German court says a landlady was within her rights to evict a man for persistently using a squeaky swing set in his apartment late at night as a sex prop.

The court in Munich said Friday the unidentified man installed the "very old" chain swing set in his apartment in 2012 and regularly disturbed his neighbors with "sexual, athletic and squeaking noises" late into the night, causing multiple complaints.

It noted his rental agreement included a clause to be quiet between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m.

In upholding the landlady's decision to evict him, the court focused on the tenant's use of the swing set, saying its use late at night "would no longer correspond to normal rental use, and must therefore not be tolerated as socially acceptable

mrvette
08-22-2014, 7:15am
I have 4 Erector sets for sale.......:dance::lol:

serious.....

Barn Babe
08-22-2014, 7:18am
Okay, call me naive, how do you have sex with a swing? :confused5:

Kerrmudgeon
08-22-2014, 7:25am
Okay, call me naive, how do you have sex with a swing? :confused5:

Really?.......you have led a sheltered life haven't you. :rofl:

Legs up in the stirrups!......:D
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e160/satji/loveswingpurple.jpg

Barn Babe
08-22-2014, 7:31am
Really?.......you have led a sheltered life haven't you. :rofl:

Legs up in the stirrups!......:D
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e160/satji/loveswingpurple.jpg

Yes, evidently I have. :leaving:

Don't you need a woman it make that work? The article never mentions a woman. :skep:

DukeAllen
08-22-2014, 9:24am
Yes, evidently I have. :leaving:

Don't you need a woman it make that work? The article never mentions a woman. :skep:

He was having sex with the only friend he has
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i171/thedailynow/drool_jackoff.gif

Kerrmudgeon
08-22-2014, 10:48am
Don't you need a woman it make that work? The article never mentions a woman. :skep:

:doh:....yes, that would be advisable, :rofl:

Those swings remind me of what we used to say about sex on a waterbed. Push once, coast twice......:hump:

Black94lt1
08-23-2014, 3:04am
:doh:....yes, that would be advisable, :rofl:

Those swings remind me of what we used to say about sex on a waterbed. Push once, coast twice......:hump:

Ahh yes, the waterbed, ride the wave! :)

Sea Six
08-24-2014, 3:33pm
This thread should be moved to the Behind The Barn subforum.

CertInsaneC5
08-24-2014, 3:33pm
This thread should be moved to the Behind The Barn subforum.

:shutup: