So, I'm living with a serial killer

['77Babe]

Came home today to find this in the cellar:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/Flapss/IMG_0213.jpg

WTF?! What is up with the grass? :willy:

Cats bring in their bounty all the time, but usually, if they want it inside, they will bring it up into the house. Wasn't there 2 days ago and the victims look fresh to me. At least these were brought in dead...

[Shrike6]

Good kitty!
Bringing you presents, sign of love.

[simpleman68]

WTF?! What is up with the grass? :willy:

Well, I'd say your cats have some sense of presentation for their dinner plate. :dance:
Scott

['77Babe]

Good kitty!
Bringing you presents, sign of love.
I don't need no presents! Plus, those are usually brought upstairs for us.

Well, I'd say your cats have some sense of presentation for their dinner plate. :dance:
Scott

That's one way to look at it. I'm pretty sure this is the work of a single culprit.

[simpleman68]

That's one way to look at it. I'm pretty sure this is the work of a single culprit.

Zagat cat? :Jeff '79:
Scott

[onedef92]

They are all crazy!

[island14]

Wendy isn't going to like this one bit :toetap:

[Chuck A]

very cool, indeed
freaking rodents suck

[Sea Six]

The grass is a garnishment.

After all, as even cats know, we eat first with our eyes.

[lspencer534]

The grass is a garnishment.

After all, as even cats know, we eat first with our eyes.

A "garnishment"? A garnishment is a legal prceeding to have money withheld from an employee's wages. Do you mean "garnish"?

[mrvette]

The head of a rat/mouse was left in our back yard....I found it before wife did, as was the Cardinal/redbird on the back room floor...it WAS alive and lost many feathers in the room from the fight.....still warm....damnit......

and some time previously we/I found a dead rat, but it was not all chopped up, just dead....

:issues::sadangel:

[Cybercowboy]

Yeah, I got two serial killers living in my house. Squirrels, rabbits, mice, voles, lizards, chipmunks (they are all gone now), and of course birds. Lots of birds.

[Sea Six]

A "garnishment"? A garnishment is a legal prceeding to have money withheld from an employee's wages. Do you mean "garnish"?

If you use the 2nd definition, yes.

If you use the 1st definition, my usage of the term stands correct. :seasix:


gar·nish·ment
ˈgärniSHmənt/Submit
noun
1. a decoration or embellishment.
2. LAW
a court order directing that money or property of a third party (usually wages paid by an employer) be seized to satisfy a debt owed by a debtor to a plaintiff creditor.

[Y2Kvert4me]

Wendy isn't going to like this one bit :toetap:Fear not, we can distract her with a math problem. :Entropy:





ps: No one alert her to this thread and/or especially this post

[wwomanC6]

Wendy isn't going to like this one bit :toetap:

Fear not, we can distract her with a math problem. :Entropy:





ps: No one alert her to this thread and/or especially this post

Too Late!

Poor squirrel. It was not fast enough. Damn kitty, another sport hunter. I can see if he was going to eat his prize catch. But no, he brings it to show off to you. And leaves it to spoil, along with mole and mouse. Waste!




:D :squirrel:

[78SA]

Get worried when he moves up to little kids. :lol:

[Bill]

OP probably has a chupacabra on her hands. Good luck with that.

[carlton_fritz]

One of our cats killed a rabbit and left the head under the car.

[Bill]

One of our cats killed a rabbit and left the head under the car.

You cat will NOT be ignored!

[NCC-1701]

Cats are the dry land sharks...:seasix:

[DAB]

Is it time for today's math quiz for Wendy?

Within one order of magnitude and we'll call it correct. :dance:

:slap:

I was told there would be no math.

['77Babe]

Zagat cat? :Jeff '79:
Scott
If it is who I think it is, she is quite sassy. :lol:
Wendy isn't going to like this one bit :toetap:

Too Late!

Poor squirrel. It was not fast enough. Damn kitty, another sport hunter. I can see if he was going to eat his prize catch. But no, he brings it to show off to you. And leaves it to spoil, along with mole and mouse. Waste!




:D :squirrel:

If it's any consolidation to you, that is a dormouse. We had a squirrel here last year before we brought the cats over that would come up to our terrace which is on top of the garage. Climbed up the house wall and waited for us to provide it with nuts. Which I would find hidden in various planters. :D It didn't stick around when the cats arrived.

Yeah, I got two serial killers living in my house. Squirrels, rabbits, mice, voles, lizards, chipmunks (they are all gone now), and of course birds. Lots of birds.
Yep, nature comes to you when you have a cat. We have lizards without legs here called blindworms. F'kers are damn good at playing dead.

Get worried when he moves up to little kids. :lol:
She's terrified of kids. :funnier:

OP probably has a chupacabra on her hands. Good luck with that.
Our chupacabra acts like a little princess in the house. I'd get a pic, but she is off to prey on unsuspecting victims again.:lol:
Is it time for today's math quiz for Wendy?

Within one order of magnitude and we'll call it correct. :dance:

:slap:

I was told there would be no math.
Who needs math?!

[wwomanC6]

If it's any consolidation to you, that is a dormouse. We had a squirrel here last year before we brought the cats over that would come up to our terrace which is on top of the garage. Climbed up the house wall and waited for us to provide it with nuts. Which I would find hidden in various planters. :D It didn't stick around when the cats arrived.




Who needs math?!

:Jeff '79: :seasix:

[Bucwheat]

Hey,cats says he has an alibi,you got problems.:lol:

[Jeff '79]

Good kitty!!!
My two have cleaned up this old farm house and barn with the quickness.
It's rare that we see little critters venture into the cats realm anymore.
When they do though, they end up as little presents by the door, just like yours..:seasix:

[Barn Babe]

Is that a real mole? I've never seen one in real life. Looks just like the ones I've seen in books! :seasix:

[GS Ragtop]

Kewl! I didn't know cats went after moles. Gotta get a cat for my house in Ohio -- it would be a feast for Fluffy!!

:issues::rofl::issues::rofl::issues:

[carlton_fritz]

A mother cat and 3 kittens showed up next door. The mother killed at least 3 of the moles that the dog could never get.

['77Babe]

Hey,cats says he has an alibi,you got problems.:lol:
What alibi? Sleeping or eating?:funnier:
Good kitty!!!
My two have cleaned up this old farm house and barn with the quickness.
It's rare that we see little critters venture into the cats realm anymore.
When they do though, they end up as little presents by the door, just like yours..:seasix:
We don't have a barn, we have nature. No need for them to clean up nature. :D
Is that a real mole? I've never seen one in real life. Looks just like the ones I've seen in books! :seasix:
Sure is.

Kewl! I didn't know cats went after moles. Gotta get a cat for my house in Ohio -- it would be a feast for Fluffy!!

:issues::rofl::issues::rofl::issues:
When we had a ferret and let him roam the backyard, moles stayed clear too. They enjoyed tearing up the neighbors'.:D

A mother cat and 3 kittens showed up next door. The mother killed at least 3 of the moles that the dog could never get.

Wait till the kittens start hunting.

[NCC-1701]

One day you will come home and find this in your cellar....:D






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAF8gMN9c0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBNYwxDZ_pA

[8Up]

Did they bring home any fingers by chance?
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/69761-he-airborn.html

['77Babe]

One day you will come home and find this in your cellar....:D






Pet Cat Saves Boy from Two Vicious GATORS -Cat vs Gator (original) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAF8gMN9c0)


Jaguar Attacks Crocodile (EXCLUSIVE VIDEO) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBNYwxDZ_pA)

Fine line between brave and stupid. :willy:

That would never fit through their cat door. :lol:

['77Babe]

Did they bring home any fingers by chance?
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/69761-he-airborn.html

Damn!

No, but their mother was a kleptocat. Brought home all kinds of stuff. One time it was someone's key. :leaving: