My retirement business...

[lspencer534]

I ordered some business cards last night from Staples. Here's a prview of them:

http://print.staples.com/vp/ns/studio3.aspx?template=1036490_B73_023&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fprint.staples.com%2Fgallery%2FMMkCAAABAAMAAAA%3D%2Fpremium-business-cards%2Flotus.aspx%3Ffilter%3D4%3A10003%7C%7C1%2C90%3A10546%7C%7C1%26xnav%3Dsearch&ag=True&uei=661681&filter=90%3A10546%7C%7C1%2C9%3A10013%7C%7C1%2C4%3A10003%7C%7C1%2C3%3A10518%7C%7C1&xnav=previews&xnid=button_161&rd=1&alt_doc_id=N1WRK-X2A07-7G8

Yep, I'm going to hand out cards to female joggers I see along my road and at the various parks around town, On the back I will write "FREE!" and initial it. Whadda ya think?

[VITE1]

You're going to need a good lawyer.

[Bill]

You're going to need a good lawyer.

Why do you think he posts here? He's bolstering his future "insanity" defense for any future criminal conduct.

Smart. :bill_daniels:

[Allan]

Why do you think he posts here? He's bolstering his future "insanity" defense for any future criminal conduct.

Smart. :bill_daniels:

Culpable mental state = Diminished Capacity

[The Cripp]

Funnnnie. :dance:

[lspencer534]

You're going to need a good lawyer.

The "client" called and made an appointment. I had the massage table ready, all clean with a sheepskin cover and a towel to drape herself, lights were dimmed, candles burning, soft music playing. Massages are by nature sensual...she got excited, and I relieved her tensions. What could go wrong?

[Blademaker]

The "client" called and made an appointment. I had the massage table ready, all clean with a sheepskin cover and a towel to drape herself, lights were dimmed, candles burning, soft music playing. Massages are by nature sensual...she got excited, and I relieved her tensions. What could go wrong?

An Indictment maybe?

Just sayin'..........:D

[Jeff '79]

Will this be a franchise?
Can I have the NE Territory?

[Milton Fox]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b3/12/7c/b3127cdd1b835cfebcf983f4d25759c5.jpg

[DAB]

Will this be a franchise?
Can I have the NE Territory?

Sure. First client: Mrs. Clinton. :rofl:

[Jeff '79]

Sure. First client: Mrs. Clinton. :rofl:

Yummy!! I bet she has huge lips... :drool:

You know... The motor boatin' kind...

[Norm]

The "client" called and made an appointment. I had the massage table ready, all clean with a sheepskin cover and a towel to drape herself, lights were dimmed, candles burning, soft music playing. Massages are by nature sensual...she got excited, and I relieved her tensions. What could go wrong?

Keep dreamin'. :D

[DukeAllen]

You're going to need a good lawyer.

Shame none of us know one :D

[VITE1]

The "client" called and made an appointment. I had the massage table ready, all clean with a sheepskin cover and a towel to drape herself, lights were dimmed, candles burning, soft music playing. Massages are by nature sensual...she got excited, and I relieved her tensions. What could go wrong?

Assault with a Dead weapon? Failure to consummate the business agreement due to premature spending?

[HellCat]

How do you massage her tantric ?

[Sea Six]

How do you massage her tantric ?

Little circles at a consistent medium-fast pace works pretty well.

[VITE1]

How do you massage her tantric ?

Little circles at a consistent medium-fast pace works pretty well.

Or surprise Butt Sex.

[Bucwheat]

First client......