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onedef92
07-15-2014, 9:03am
Connecticut Man Arrested After Stabbing Watermelon

BANTAM, Conn. — Jul 15, 2014, 8:15 AM ET

A 49-year-old Connecticut man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

The Register Citizen of Torrington reports Carmine Cervellino of Thomaston was arraigned Monday on charges of threatening and disorderly conduct. He was released after posting a $500 bond.

Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino's tool box. He was not arrested.

They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.

No one answered a phone call Tuesday morning to the Cervellino home seeking comment

Stumpy
07-15-2014, 9:42am
odd , I wonder what the true story is?

DukeAllen
07-15-2014, 9:50am
Oh shit! I guess we better let our wives cut our food so we don't have any misunderstandings!

snide
07-15-2014, 11:21am
odd , I wonder what the true story is?

Woman was PMSing.

8Up
07-15-2014, 12:37pm
I bet 'stabbing' is code for 'yelled at' and 'watermelon' is code for 'stupid ass woman'. Fkn liberal reporters/

VITE1
07-15-2014, 12:41pm
The guy was a dope smoker. He was carving up the Watermelon for his munchies.

onedef92
07-16-2014, 11:33am
"It was a passive/aggressive masterpiece." - Harrison Ford, What Lies Beneath (2000)