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...Whitepower...
07-12-2014, 9:48pm
:D

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snide
07-12-2014, 10:18pm
:funnier:

...Whitepower...
07-12-2014, 11:10pm
I'd title that one arrogant elevator thug. But that's just me. :D

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/kanyesmile.gif?w=472&h=360

OddBall
07-13-2014, 12:08am
Every 45 seconds ...Whitepower... veils another racist post.

...Whitepower...
07-13-2014, 12:58am
Every 45 seconds ...Whitepower... veils another racist post.

:waiting:

Sea Six
07-13-2014, 3:39am
Dear Black Guys In Elevators:

In this situation, sometimes women do this when white guys enter the elevator too. It's not just you people (yes, I went there).

It's a normal defensive reaction when a woman feels cornered and perhaps a tad vulnerable when a man she doesn't know enters a small space she occupies, from which there is no immediate escape. It really doesn't have anything to do with the color of the skin of the man entering that space.

Instead of getting mad and imagining yourself commencing to crush her skull for what is merely a normal (and just perhaps, dare I say it? non-racist reaction), how about doing what some of us white guys do in such a situation: recognize it for what it is, and do something that may decrease her level of apprehension; make eye contact, smile, say a polite comment about something innocuous like, I don't know, the weather or some shit) and give her some freaking space by walking over to the other side of the elevator.

Standing within striking distance of her, at the very edge of (if not actually intruding upon) her personal space, while blocking her path to the only way out with your body as you angrily cross your arms and imagine yourself going full retard against her "racist white woman ass" in your mind is probably about the worst thing you can do. In fact your body language just might cause her to get even a tad more on the defensive because frankly she has no idea what your intentions are... and, you've certainly given her no reason to see you as a non threat.

Seriously. We wish you would stop looking for white on black racism everywhere. We know it exists on some level, just like black on white racism exists on some level. It just doesn't exist quite on the level you seem to always be expecting it to.

Sincerely, White Guys In Elevators

Jeff '79
07-13-2014, 6:50am
:rofl::rofl:

LATB
07-13-2014, 7:21am
Some "dumb bitches" carry :D

Burro (He/Haw)
07-13-2014, 7:29am
Some "dumb bitches" carry :D

Against a black man in an elevator? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Smell that Larry? I do. That's your fear. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Jeff '79
07-13-2014, 7:30am
Smell that Larry? I do. That's your fear. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Funny... I thought the same thing after reading his post...

Freakin' wussy...:D

LATB
07-13-2014, 7:34am
If a black man enters an elevator every 45 seconds...

There are a lot of upwardly mobile black men.

Someone alert the media. :D

Burro (He/Haw)
07-13-2014, 7:34am
Funny... I thought the same thing after reading his post...

Freakin' wussy...:D

I think guys like Larry like to TALK about carrying rather than just simply carrying quietly because they're afraid of EVERYTHING right down to kittens.

Jeff '79
07-13-2014, 7:35am
If a black man enters an elevator every 45 seconds...

There are a lot of upwardly mobile black men.

Someone alert the media. :D

You are clearly racist.... :sadangel:

...Whitepower...
07-13-2014, 8:23am
Dear Black Guys In Elevators:

In this situation, sometimes women do this when white guys enter the elevator too. It's not just you people (yes, I went there).

It's a normal defensive reaction when a woman feels cornered and perhaps a tad vulnerable when a man she doesn't know enters a small space she occupies, from which there is no immediate escape. It really doesn't have anything to do with the color of the skin of the man entering that space.

Instead of getting mad and imagining yourself commencing to crush her skull for what is merely a normal (and just perhaps, dare I say it? non-racist reaction), how about doing what some of us white guys do in such a situation: recognize it for what it is, and do something that may decrease her level of apprehension; make eye contact, smile, say a polite comment about something innocuous like, I don't know, the weather or some shit) and give her some freaking space by walking over to the other side of the elevator.

Standing within striking distance of her, at the very edge of (if not actually intruding upon) her personal space, while blocking her path to the only way out with your body as you angrily cross your arms and imagine yourself going full retard against her "racist white woman ass" in your mind is probably about the worst thing you can do. In fact your body language just might cause her to get even a tad more on the defensive because frankly she has no idea what your intentions are... and, you've certainly given her no reason to see you as a non threat.

Seriously. We wish you would stop looking for white on black racism everywhere. We know it exists on some level, just like black on white racism exists on some level. It just doesn't exist quite on the level you seem to always be expecting it to.

Sincerely, White Guys In Elevators


It was a joke. It was something that I came across on FB and cross posted it.

But OK, I'll stop.

Burro (He/Haw)
07-13-2014, 8:39am
It was a joke.
Not allowed per Sea's directive. :nutkick:

Jeff '79
07-13-2014, 8:41am
1) It was funny.
2) Sea-Six's retort was very well written
3) Personally, I found no malice in the joke

This being said, I'm pretty comfortable with all races.
If you can't poke fun at each other, there is no understanding or relationship.
If you want or need to be politically safe, you miss out on a lot from other cultures imo.
I just say what I would normally say to other Caucasians. The problem comes in when you say things to hurt someone else. You just don't do that unless the person is an azzhole and mean it.
Simple.
It's the golden rule.

Burro (He/Haw)
07-13-2014, 8:44am
1) It was funny. Because it was.
2) Sea-Six's retort was very well written. But unnecessary since nobody elected him the forums diversity director.
3) Personally, I found no malice in the joke. It was joke. End.

:bslap:

OldSarge
07-13-2014, 8:53am
That shit was hilarious.......:rofl:

Burro (He/Haw)
07-13-2014, 8:54am
That shit was hilarious.......:rofl:

Racist.

Jeff '79
07-13-2014, 8:57am
That shit was hilarious.......:rofl:

Racist.

:rofl::rofl:

Blademaker
07-13-2014, 9:05am
I was cheering for the black dude because that bitch looked exactly like my ex SIL.
And she is as crazy as a shithouse rat.
And from Alabama to boot......:leaving:

Chuck A
07-13-2014, 9:14am
Lock Your Door!
Lock Your Door!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdX0D8ALizc
hopefully this will work

Bill
07-13-2014, 10:16am
It was a joke. It was something that I came across on FB and cross posted it.

But OK, I'll stop.

I thought it was funny. Keep posting stuff that's funny. Not a directive, more of a friendly request.

:cert:

Millenium Vette
07-13-2014, 10:21am
Seriously. We wish you would stop looking for white on black racism everywhere. We know it exists on some level, just like black on white racism exists on some level. It just doesn't exist quite on the level you seem to always be expecting it to.

What's this We shit?

It was a joke. It was something that I came across on FB and cross posted it.

But OK, I'll stop.

There is no need to stop posting funny stuff you come across Mark, whether it deals with racism or not.

:cert:

Burro (He/Haw)
07-13-2014, 10:32am
What's this We shit?
:rofl:
Fukin A.
:rofl:

Sea Six
07-13-2014, 10:38am
I'm giving every single person in this thread a demerit.


And your all racists (sic).



:yesnod:




:smash:

Chuck A
07-13-2014, 10:52am
what i thought Wanda Sykes skit was
very funny, indeed

Bill
07-13-2014, 10:59am
http://i.imgur.com/plpNb8x.jpg

Jeff '79
07-13-2014, 11:35am
http://i.imgur.com/plpNb8x.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

78SA
07-13-2014, 11:59am
Against a black man in an elevator? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Smell that Larry? I do. That's your fear. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Why the attack on Larry?

Jeff '79
07-13-2014, 12:01pm
Why the attack on Larry?

He's in the mood....


He wanked Sea-Six earlier too...

I was pissed. :D

Chuck A
07-13-2014, 12:15pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fNLRbv1mdk

Sea Six
07-13-2014, 12:40pm
This being said, I'm pretty comfortable with all races.

I'm pretty comfortable will all races. Except for the Uzbekistanis.

I never met a Uzbekistani I liked. I never met a Uzbekistani. But I still dont like them.

:seasix:

78SA
07-13-2014, 12:41pm
He's in the mood....


He wanked Sea-Six earlier too...

I was pissed. :D

Just his hatred for him, huh?

American Made
07-13-2014, 3:28pm
:rofl: This happens to me when I get in an elevator with one woman inside too; I'm not black though. :D

Burro (He/Haw)
07-13-2014, 4:54pm
Why the attack on Larry?

That was no more of an attack than his Obama needling is. :cert:

78SA
07-13-2014, 5:39pm
That was no more of an attack than his Obama needling is. :cert:

He didn't even mention Obama.

Burro (He/Haw)
07-13-2014, 5:41pm
He didn't even mention Obama.

Not in this thread, but there's others. Lots and lots of others. :lol:

snide
07-13-2014, 6:14pm
Every 45 seconds ...Whitepower... veils another racist post.

It's OK to for everyone to be racist, except for caucasian males. :(

78SA
07-13-2014, 6:18pm
Not in this thread, but there's others. Lots and lots of others. :lol:

And you get offended when someone talks bad about Obama? :lol:

Burro (He/Haw)
07-13-2014, 6:37pm
And you get offended when someone talks bad about Obama? :lol:

Not in the least. :cert:

JRD77VET
07-13-2014, 7:56pm
It was a joke. It was something that I came across on FB and cross posted it.

But OK, I'll stop.

It was HUMOR, don't stop.


I will admit I laughed out loud when he went BOO :rofl:

Bill
07-13-2014, 8:12pm
It was HUMOR, don't stop.


I will admit I laughed out loud when he went BOO :rofl:

:iagree:

Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough - YouTube

DukeAllen
07-13-2014, 9:33pm
I liked it. But I'm comfortable around all races too. Except carnies...

Hoog
07-14-2014, 7:25am
The most racially sensitive person(s) in this thread...ain't the black guy.

Bill
07-14-2014, 7:29am
And I'd title that one racist POS waste of carbon. :D

Ima let you finish in a minute, but I just haf ta say that Duke Allen have the best post in the whole thread.

Burro (He/Haw)
07-14-2014, 7:30am
Says the guy who's scared of one hair being out of place. :funny:

Says the guy who's bald, ugly AND short. :funny:

LATB
07-14-2014, 7:46am
All I posted was: Some "dumb bitches" carry In response go the OP.
And the takeaway is this: ???
vvv

Against a black man in an elevator? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Smell that Larry? I do. That's your fear. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think guys like Larry like to TALK about carrying rather than just simply carrying quietly because they're afraid of EVERYTHING right down to kittens.

:island14:

onedef92
07-14-2014, 7:53am
Short lil' bastard, ain't he? The close-up on the slim poppin' her eyes was funnier'n a mofo, too.

LATB
07-14-2014, 8:23am
Because butthurt. :yesnod:

"Outlaw Biker" :Jeff '79:

69camfrk
07-14-2014, 8:26am
:rofl::rofl:

Bill
07-14-2014, 8:44am
Says the guy who's bald, ugly AND short. :funny:

We don't know that. I've met a few VB peeps from Houston but never met TxAg. Could be a bot.....or maybe SeaFive moved from FL.....

C5SilverBullet
07-14-2014, 9:34am
Short lil' bastard, ain't he? The close-up on the slim poppin' her eyes was funnier'n a mofo, too.

That was my first thought, why is this lady scared of a midget? :lol:

VITE1
07-14-2014, 10:05am
So When I do it whenever ANYONE comes into an elevator with me am I a Dumb bastard? It's called situational awareness. Any stranger gets into a confided space with me I make sure I move to a area where I can be aware of where they are and I have the ability to defend myself.

snide
07-14-2014, 10:33am
I just want to be as far away as possible in case they cut a nasty smelling fart.

You just discovered Vite1's defense mechanism.

VITE1
07-14-2014, 10:42am
You just discovered Vite1's defense mechanism.

:skunk::withstupid:

Bill
07-14-2014, 10:49am
I just want to be as far away as possible in case they cut a nasty smelling fart.

Death wish, huh? Smelling farts saves lives.

LATB
07-14-2014, 11:39am
So When I do it whenever ANYONE comes into an elevator with me am I a Dumb bastard? It's called situational awareness. Any stranger gets into a confided space with me I make sure I move to a area where I can be aware of where they are and I have the ability to defend myself.

That's profiling and not PC.

Fear, that's all. Fear. :D

snide
07-14-2014, 12:00pm
That's profiling and not PC.

Fear, that's all. Fear. :D

Oooooh, Vite1 just got called a scaredy cat.

Sea Six
07-14-2014, 12:41pm
Oooooh, Vite1 just got called a scaredy cat.

*'fraidy-

VITE1
07-14-2014, 1:20pm
That's profiling and not PC.

Fear, that's all. Fear. :D

Oooooh, Vite1 just got called a scaredy cat.

Damn right I am.

Fastguy
07-15-2014, 7:52am
I believe Living Color addressed this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zSqc0dpTEM

Sea Six
07-15-2014, 8:59am
Somebody pull my finger!