What did you just say??? :slap:

[Kerrmudgeon]

:roll:
https://sp3.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608000204901518579&pid=15.1&P=0

[Bucwheat]

If you are an old fart it's permisable.:lol:

[Mike Mercury]

What she says: "I want to watch you sleep."
What he's saying to himself: Hear that noise? She doesn't own a cuckoo clock. Those are the birds circling her head and warning you this chick is flightier than an airport on a holiday. Watching someone sleep is a step away from making dolls from their hair. Don't fall asleep. You may wake up bald or, worse, in a relationship with this head case.

What she says: "It's my first time."
What he's saying to himself: It's a common misconception that all men want to be the first to conquer a virgin. This is true up until the age of 18. After that age, men want a woman with a little more experience. A virgin in the sack means she will probably be both terrible at sex and emotional before, during, and after.

What she says: "Can't you just hold me?"
What he's saying to himself: It doesn't take much for men to get horny. A slight peek of cleavage, a quick rub of her thigh, even a stiff wind in a pair of comfy shorts can get the soldier at attention and ready to enter the war. When a guy is charged up and a woman just wants to cuddle, it's a huge ego and pocket rocket disarmer. Can't she cuddle with one of the hundred stuffed animals in her room?

[Mike Mercury]

she says: "We never just talk anymore."
If she says that when we're going to have sex, or right after sex, it feels like she's implying that I only want her for sex.

well... duh !!!

[OldSarge]

:rofl::rofl:

[DukeAllen]

Her: "Is it in?"

Him: "I don't know!"

:rofl: