Buy Your Jorts NOW

[loiq]

Mrs. loiq is a clothing catalog buyer and she says the textile industry is facing a cotton shortage. Stuff like jeans (which would include jorts and dockers I assume) are going up like crazy.

Don't say I didn't warn you.:slap:

:leaving:

[Munch]

The cotton harvest here was messed up the last 2 years.

[atomic punk]

everything is going up. look at the price of deisil. gotta burn that to pick cotton. not like the good ol days....

[Montehall]

:rolleyes:
we had a friend email and text us at 11pm last night, with a traditional "the sky is falling" concern.
She also freaked out when she went to Costco and the store only had one 50lb bag of rice "OMG, there's a food shortage in the US." that, or the delivery truck was late, and they only had one bag.
or the Swine flu... she locked her kids in the house, and refused to anwser the door, incase someone might be infected.

I don't get it... she's a smart lady.

I responded to text with "Yeah, I can't imagine the weather has anything to do with it"

Good thing I buy all my jeans at goodwill. (last pair I bought was 3 years ago)

[ptindall]

You're on the wrong forum for jorts wearers. Although LarryMJones is here sometimes.

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb128/01Z06guy/Dsc08415.jpg

[Entropy]

Somebody better let the gator nation know. They'll be devestated.

[repo]

You're on the wrong forum for jorts wearers. Although LarryMJones is here sometimes.

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb128/01Z06guy/Dsc08415.jpg

:rofl:

The N crowd.:beat:

[Will]

Somebody better let the gator nation know. They'll be devestated.

:lolsmile:


Fear not.

Tim Jesus 2.0 Tebow can turn water into jorts.

[Montehall]

JORTS!
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/realadam/jorts1.jpg

[Scissors]

Nothing says "loser" like jorts.

[Yerf Dog]

Nothing says "loser" like jorts.

:nono: Crocs.

[Thud]

That must be why it's getting harder to find 100% cotton shirts, and easier to find cotton/poly blends.

[Scissors]

:nono: Crocs.

No, crocs say "douchenozzle". You have to be an utterly castrated shell of a man to wear crocs.

[Yerf Dog]

No, crocs say "douchenozzle". You have to be an utterly castrated shell of a man to wear crocs.

Thanks for the clarification. :D

[Scissors]

Thanks for the clarification. :D

For the record, a grown ass man wearing crocs pretty much screams "child molester".

[Montehall]

For the record, a grown ass man wearing crocs pretty much screams "child molester".
hey....

I like my crocs.

[Chris Fowler]

hey....

I like my crocs.
I like my jorts...but you couldn't pay me to wear crocs. :lolsmile:

[Scissors]

hey....

I like my crocs.
...and, it would appear, children.

[Montehall]

I know... I can't wait until my daughter starts going to to school, so she can bring her friends home.

:leaving:

[Scissors]

:lol:

[Stangkiller]

You might want to forward your Jorts concern to the C4 general section of the forum.