Toilet seat action at YOUR house.......

[mrvette]

:dance::D


As a little kid who was not a good enough shot, my Mother strongly suggested I set down to pee, as she was tired of cleaning up my 'mess'.....

and so I did, I suppose Dad was a better shot being over twice my height.....


at any rate the habit has persisted at HOME.....even when living alone for years on and off, the habit has been retained.....but not the PEE.....

and I don't have to clean after me PEE, and neither has any wife.....

how goes it around your joint???:issues::rofl::cert::cert::cert:

[Bill]

I pee in the back yard. I'm working hard putting down a liquid edger on my fence line.








Edit: Just to be clear, I stand to pee. It's what separates us from the ani....um, from, well, it separates us, anyway.

[Jeff '79]

:wtf: Really?

[mrvette]

I pee in the back yard. I'm working hard putting down a liquid edger on my fence line.








Edit: Just to be clear, I stand to pee. It's what separates us from the ani....um, from, well, it separates us, anyway.

Problem with peeing in the back yard is getting my feet wet......it's FLORIDA, don't ask how I know this......:issues:

[DAB]

if your aim shall not be true
please be neat
and wipe the seat.

[island14]

:wtf: Really?

He just said it.... :yesnod:


Mr Vette Squats!


http://ct.iscute.com/ol/ic/sw/i40/2/7/22/ic_2d72ca4fa170ae9fadf8407227862bb5.jpg

http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/e/ec/Pretend-to-Look-Surprised-Step-2.jpg/670px-Pretend-to-Look-Surprised-Step-2.jpg

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/126/7/0/A_surprised_Look_by_KeyszerS.jpg

[island14]

During the day time I go inside so the neighbors wont see, but at night I always go outside to pee to save water.

I was at a jungle disco a few weeks ago and walked off into a field to get away from the crowd to take a leak, noticed my feet and legs got wet while standing in the tall grass when I realized I wasn't the first to stand there that night..

[Jeff '79]

He just said it.... :yesnod:


Mr Vette Squats!


http://ct.iscute.com/ol/ic/sw/i40/2/7/22/ic_2d72ca4fa170ae9fadf8407227862bb5.jpg

http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/e/ec/Pretend-to-Look-Surprised-Step-2.jpg/670px-Pretend-to-Look-Surprised-Step-2.jpg

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/126/7/0/A_surprised_Look_by_KeyszerS.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[mrvette]

During the day time I go inside so the neighbors wont see, but at night I always go outside to pee to save water.

I was at a jungle disco a few weeks ago and walked off into a field to get away from the crowd to take a leak, noticed my feet and legs got wet while standing in the tall grass when I realized I wasn't the first to stand there that night..

Should have stood under a CanOPee.......:rofl:

[DukeAllen]

I stand to do it like a str8 male. But it's all good, gender benders are welcome at the barn! :D

[DropTheTop]

I only sit when hung over, and afraid I might shart. :lol:

Otherwise, I stand and simply wipe off anything that made it's way onto the bowl rim - because I wasn't raised by wolves and it sure as hell isn't my GF's job to do.

[Kevin_73]

Problem with peeing in the back yard is getting my feet wet......it's FLORIDA, don't ask how I know this......:issues:

Do you sit down when you pee in the back yard too? :kick:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Lean on the back wall so you pee straight down. If you still miss you need a longer dick. :D

[mrvette]

Lean on the back wall so you pee straight down. If you still miss you need a longer dick. :D

At MY age my ball sack is longer than my dick.....what can I say???


:issues::rofl:

[Jeff '79]

Check please !

[Kerrmudgeon]

At MY age my ball sack is longer than my dick.....what can I say???


:issues::rofl:

:roll:

[mrvette]

:roll:

THE ENTIRE purpose of this thread, to get the old farts laughing.....

not to worry too much you young punks, your turn coming, and going too.....

:rofl::lol::cert:

[OddBall]

At MY age my ball sack is longer than my dick.....what can I say???


:issues::rofl:

:funniest: :funnier: :funniest: :funnier:

Just be sure to stand before you flush

[island14]

At MY age my ball sack is longer than my dick.....what can I say???


:issues::rofl:


Check please !


:funniest: :funnier: :funniest: :funnier:

Just be sure to stand before you flush

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm dying.......... Oh chit!

[Blademaker]

TM fukkin' I

[Burro (He/Haw)]

At MY age my ball sack is longer than my dick.....what can I say???
Good god. Enough.

Check please !
Amen. This thread is disturbing.

[Cybercowboy]

I'm a damn good aim and always have the seat up, and give the rim a courtesy wipe with a bit of TP before I wash my hands. If you have me over at your home, your toilet will be cleaner than it was when I got there.

[snide]

Seat up, stand to pee, and man, is that water cold!


















Deep too...

[Aerovette]

When drunk, hungover, and just beat down tired, I'll have a sit. Safer. It is a fear of paramedics having to rescue a naked old man that keeps me safe like this.

[Meh]

This thread explains so much.

[DukeAllen]

https://global3.memecdn.com/the-biggest-loser_o_99702.jpg

[onedef92]

*whew* I'm feelin' your avatar slim again, Kermudgeon. :hump:

[DukeAllen]

*whew* I'm feelin' your avatar slim again, Kermudgeon. :hump:

:iagree: I wish I were feeling that :D

[Kerrmudgeon]

*whew* I'm feelin' your avatar slim again, Kermudgeon. :hump:

:iagree: I wish I were feeling that :D

"Girls of Iceland"........it's on my bucket list of places I MUST visit. :drool:

http://oi57.tinypic.com/2vudf8x.jpg