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Bill
06-29-2014, 7:40pm
best of craigslist: be my spaceman, land on my moons - w4m (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/4509800098.html)

Originally Posted: 2014-06-07 8:32pm


be my spaceman, land on my moons - w4m




Looking for my Moon Man

I need someone to cross the inky blackness of space and crawl inside my craters. Real explorers only, please. An astronaut needs to hold his breath for 120 seconds -- hint, hint -- and subject themselves to rigourous training, both in theory and in practice. Orbit me. Orbit me for a month, or even just one night. It's been a while, so I'm looking for some groundbreaking missions. I need you to fall into my gravity well. I need you to make me scream "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind!" D/d free, you should be too. Althought I'm not opposed to orbiting at 420 feet.


post id: 4509800098

Stumpy
06-29-2014, 7:44pm
he has his own ad looking for men and tv's
female hookers won't even do him with a strapon anymore:sadangel:

Stumpy
06-29-2014, 7:55pm
You wished you had one as big as i do.

why? you're the hallway in hotdog down a hallway:kick:

Stumpy
06-29-2014, 7:59pm
Whatever that means. You drunk?

anyone care to explain this to the idiot ?:rofl:
think hot dog
think hallway
think your ass is the hallway

Mike Mercury
06-30-2014, 7:11am
he has his own ad looking for men and tv's
female hookers won't even do him with a strapon anymore:sadangel:


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