Fart vs. Sneeze

[NeedSpeed]

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:dance:

[Datawiz]

:lol:

[Mike Mercury]

http://d2ws0xxnnorfdo.cloudfront.net/meme/101327

[Stangkiller]

http://d2ws0xxnnorfdo.cloudfront.net/meme/101327

F'k the story of my life. :leaving:

[LATB]

my pop pop used to say "better out than in" :D

[DJ_Critterus]

It's not so innocent if Gozar does it, though.

[OldSarge]

You ever fart and sneeze at the same time ?

[Kerrmudgeon]

You ever shart and sneeze at the same time ?
FIFY.....:flush:

:rofl:

[Stumpy]

You ever fart and sneeze at the same time ?
:seasix:

[RED-85-Z51]

Back when I worked at a call center, we were having a busy day...I had tacos for lunch. I had dropped some serious heat before my shift..but it was just a precursor to a ton of gas...

So im on the production floor...not on a call...and I feel that tension rising...I lean over a little...thinking, ill let it out slow and easy..no one will know it was me. huunh....pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff....(thinking to self..aww shit...time to pinch this and end it...)....pfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet....

Im thinking....im sure no one heard that. I look over my shoulder and the dude next to me is standing up,,,mouth hung open, the people down from him are staring at me...dude on a live call...laughing...staring at me. Fkers on the other side of the cubicle barracades are standing up looking at me.

God damn it...

The shift clown says loudly from 1 row over.....over the chatter of the live phone calls.."Tommy did you shit yourself"....

[Stumpy]

Farting is fun
Sharting is not

[LATB]

A hateful scenario:

Walk in the office restroom to use urnial
Someone's in the stall duecing
While peeing, he flush, wash and leaves. And leaves a bomb of colon odor
I'm done and washing up
Someone else walks in
Of course, thinks the crap perfume is mine :banghead:

:rofl:

[HellCat]

Better to fart and bear the shame,
than not to fart and bear the pain.

[DaveK88]

Farts are Funny

:cert:

[NeedSpeed]

Back when I worked at a call center, we were having a busy day...I had tacos for lunch. I had dropped some serious heat before my shift..but it was just a precursor to a ton of gas...

So im on the production floor...not on a call...and I feel that tension rising...I lean over a little...thinking, ill let it out slow and easy..no one will know it was me. huunh....pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff....(thinking to self..aww shit...time to pinch this and end it...)....pfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet....

Im thinking....im sure no one heard that. I look over my shoulder and the dude next to me is standing up,,,mouth hung open, the people down from him are staring at me...dude on a live call...laughing...staring at me. Fkers on the other side of the cubicle barracades are standing up looking at me.

God damn it...

The shift clown says loudly from 1 row over.....over the chatter of the live phone calls.."Tommy did you shit yourself"....

:lol:

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[DukeAllen]

The shift clown says loudly from 1 row over.....over the chatter of the live phone calls.."Tommy did you shit yourself"....

So...did you? :rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

Never hold your farts in. They'll travel up your spine then into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.