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onedef92
06-24-2014, 7:12am
Deputies: Drunk Man Steals Beer at Gas Station

TAMPA, Fla. — Jun 23, 2014, 12:00 PM

A would-be thief ran in to some bad times — and the arms of the law — outside a Tampa convenience store.

Hillsborough County Sheriff's deputies say 28-year-old Emmanuel Camper ran out of the Citgo Quick Mart on Sunday night after taking a beer without paying.

As he ran out the door, several uniformed deputies who were there for another investigation heard the clerk yelling, "He was stealing that beer."

Deputies say Camper was already intoxicated and failed to see them or their patrol cars, which had the overhead lights on.

Camper was taken into custody, charged with petit theft. He remained in the Hillsborough County Jail on Monday morning. Jail records didn't indicate whether he has an attorney.

Bill
06-24-2014, 7:45am
Clearly beer should be made illegal again, because it causes crime.

Yerf Dog
06-24-2014, 9:42am
He stole 'a' beer? :skep:

Must have really needed that night cap.

Jobaka
06-24-2014, 11:25am
Deputies say Camper was already intoxicated and failed to see them or their patrol cars, which had the overhead lights on.

The guy must have been hammered to miss a thing like that. :datawiz:

simpleman68
06-24-2014, 12:29pm
... 28-year-old Emmanuel Camper ran out of the Citgo Quick Mart on Sunday night after taking a beer without paying.
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TxAg: So, I guess he's......... an unhappy Camper

*insert cheesy Caruso pic*

Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

island14
06-24-2014, 2:18pm
TxAg: So, I guess he's......... an unhappy Camper

*insert cheesy Caruso pic*

Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh


:rofl: