Who are the bad asses in here?

[HellCat]

Still new to this forum. Educate me on who the bad asses are so I can know where they are coming from. :slap::issues:

[RedLS1GTO]

I'm a badass. A couple of clicks and you disappear. :thehandle:

[DAB]

that's a super secret, check back in 2 years.



Oh... and that GTO guy is the most badass of all. He's like a ninja with a flame thrower riding into battle on a Velociraptor.

[Sea Six]

Still new to this forum. Educate me on who the bad asses are so I can know where they are coming from. :slap::issues:

You still trying to stick around and get access to Behind the Barn?

I would have thought you would have given up by now.

[DropTheTop]

You'd get a much longer list if you asked who the dumb asses were . . . ^ is #1

[bsmith]

Apparently I am.
All the shit that has been flying at CFOT for the last year, and I just got a warning PM.




...and of course that GTO guy. Yea. He's definitely a badass. :D

[Sea Six]

You'd get a much longer list if you asked who the dumb asses were . . . ^ is #1

I just do the best I can with what I've got.

:dance:

[DAB]

:skep:

[RedLS1GTO]

:skep:

:kimblair:

[StaticCling]

:shrug:

[DropTheTop]

I just do the best I can with what I've got.

:dance:

:thumbs: Just messing around . . . I don't want you pullin' a DaNn on us.

[DropTheTop]

Apparently I am.
All the shit that has been flying at CFOT for the last year, and I just got a warning PM.




...and of course that GTO guy. Yea. He's definitely a badass. :D

Are you shitting me? You're the fecking voice of reason compared with some of those asshats over the last week! :confused5:

[Meh]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xlzwgc5Z1qlq05h.gif

[Admiral Blue]

I hurt somebody's feelings once.

[Ol Timer]

I has a big ass.....wait, what was the question? :confused5:

[DAB]

:kimblair:

:kimblair::kimblair:

pro tip: don't piss off the mods. :nono:

you'll end up eating cheesy-poofs on the couch watching oprah. not good.

[DAB]

I hurt somebody's feeling once.

i once told my dog "no". she didn't like that for about 30 seconds.

[bsmith]

Are you shitting me? You're the fecking voice of reason compared with some of those asshats over the last week! :confused5:

Nope.

[DropTheTop]

Nope.

And how does that make you feel? Please share.

http://www.funnymemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/funny-memes-and-how-does-that-make-you-feel.jpg

[bsmith]

And how does that make you feel? Please share.

[IMG]

Like I am about to be banned...again :rofl:

[DAB]

Like I am about to be banned...again :rofl:

awww....you can hang out here with all the kids from the short bus.

[DropTheTop]

^^ I still can't believe you got shit for your avatar :crazy:

[DAB]

please note: nice thread, studiously avoiding the original question.

[NeedSpeed]

I've got a lot of hair on my ass. Many would consider that bad.

So, um, yeah.

[DukeAllen]

Are we ranking based on smell?

[DAB]

Are we ranking based on smell?

if so: winner: :gozar:

[DukeAllen]

:puke: :clap:

[Fastguy]

Please clarify bad ass. I am more smart ass.

[DAB]

Nox would be a badass.

[Blademaker]

Nox would be a badass.

Nox is a helluva nice guy that knows his shit when it comes to knives. :seasix:

I'm not a badass,.......

Asshole, yes.
Badass, no.

:D

[Low12s]

Apparently I am.
All the shit that has been flying at CFOT for the last year, and I just got a warning PM.




...and of course that GTO guy. Yea. He's definitely a badass. :D

Was it the soap opera thread?

[bsmith]

Was it the soap opera thread?

The thread about NN's murder/suicide, yes.
I wasn't being hostile, I was giving him another chance. :lol:

[Aerovette]

I hereby declare that I am not a badass.

I am both humble, modest. In fact I am the absolute world's greatest, bar none, humble and modest person ever and anyone claiming they are more modest or humble is full of shit. It is ME, I am the ONLY modest and HUMBLE member at my level and all others claiming modesty or humility should bow at my feet or suffer my wrath.

[Ol Timer]

Nox is a helluva nice guy that knows his shit when it comes to knives. :seasix:

I'm not a badass,.......

Asshole, yes.
Badass, no.

:D

You, sir, are a sandal less bad ass.

[Meh]

I hereby declare that I am not a badass.

I am both humble, modest. In fact I am the absolute world's greatest, bar none, humble and modest person ever and anyone claiming they are more modest or humble is full of shit. It is ME, I am the ONLY modest and HUMBLE member at my level and all others claiming modesty or humility should bow at my feet or suffer my wrath.

NNobody is as humble and modest as you.

[Aerovette]

NNobody is as humble and modest as you.

There was that one guy, but he's dead NNow.

[dwjz06]

Apparently I am.
All the shit that has been flying at CFOT for the last year, and I just got a warning PM.




...and of course that GTO guy. Yea. He's definitely a badass. :DWhat was the warning? you posting too much in the DANNN threads:lol:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I'll beat your ****ing ass like a baby seal OP.

:lol:

[NCC-1701]

I'll beat your ****ing ass like a baby seal OP.

:lol:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DukeAllen]

I'll beat your ****ing ass like a baby seal OP.

:lol:

You'd sound more bad ass if you didn't stutter :D

[island14]

I'll beat your ****ing ass like a baby seal OP.

:lol:

I was thinking like a pinata

:rofl:

[island14]

I've got a lot of hair on my ass. Many would consider that bad.

So, um, yeah.

I just lost interest.. :(

[bsmith]

What was the warning? you posting too much in the DANNN threads:lol:

Hostility

[Silverspeed]

Hostility

I assume directed at 96 CE? Perfectly understandable.

[dwjz06]

HostilityHmm? Not what I expected.:D:lol:

[bsmith]

I assume directed at 96 CE? Perfectly understandable.

yes
The warning is understandable?

Sure seemed like a free-for-all lately to me. :shrug:
I've seen worse.

[Silverspeed]

yes
The warning is understandable?

Sure seemed like a free-for-all lately to me. :shrug:
I've seen worse.

:lol: No, the hostility is understandable.

[bsmith]

:lol: No, the hostility is understandable.

:rofl:

[Mirroredshades]

:lol: No, the hostility is understandable.

96 CE is a frickin instigator and boring thread perpetuator.

:meh:

[CP]

https://img0.etsystatic.com/012/0/7462961/il_570xN.455080150_6126.jpg

No Bad, though.

[wicked_c6]

I've got a lot of hair on my ass. Many would consider that bad.

So, um, yeah.

I laugh at your hairy ass...

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000099977/polls_hairy_hairy_man1_1757_696804_poll_xlarge.jpeg

[Burro (He/Haw)]

<--- Posting bad azz. :D

This will go unchallenged. :D

[69camfrk]

You big dummy - YouTube

[LATB]

I'm no badass
never was a fighter
only been in 2 physical fights in my life
One as a kid One as an adult
Happily, I was the victor in each case
The adult episode cost me med expenses to the other party
It won't happen again

[island14]

WTF really is a badass? :island14:

Anyone wanna challenge me to a couple three gallons of Rhum? :toetap:

Win or loose.... it will be fun either way... :Jeff '79:

:cert:

[LATB]

WTF really is a badass? :island14:

Anyone wanna challenge me to a couple three gallons of Rhum? :toetap:

Win or loose.... it will be fun either way... :Jeff '79:

:cert:

Id lose in the 1st round
Now
Wanna throw down with bong hits...
I probably could stand toe-to-toe with y'all :Jeff '79:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I'm no badass
never was a fighter
only been in 2 physical fights in my life
One as a kid One as an adult
Happily, I was the victor in each case
The adult episode cost me med expenses to the other party
It won't happen again

My last throw down was shortly after my divorce in '97. I stopped over to my mom and dad's house the day after. My dad made some comment like; 'Jesus kid, I thought this shit was all behind you?.' As bad as that was, the look of disgust and disappointment he gave me will be forever seared in my memory.

[lspencer534]

I'm dead serious about this: Yes, I'm easy to get along with, and I think I have a good sense of humor. I never go looking for a fight or to start trouble. But if you or anyone wants a verbal or a physical fight, I guarantee I will beat you senseless. As in scorched earth, total and wanton destruction of you, no-hold-barred anniliation of you. Like my Grandfather said, "If someone hits you, hit them back so hard that they'll think twice about ever getting up."

I don't call that being a badass though, but others might. I'm not mean to anyone and I'm not a hothead, I just know how to defend myself, and I will hurt you doing so. BTW, if anyone considers this bragging, so be it, but it ain't bragging if you can do it.

You asked, I answered. :cert:

[LATB]

My last throw down was shortly after my divorce in '97. I stopped over to my mom and dad's house the day after. My dad made some comment like; 'Jesus kid, I thought this shit was all behind you?.' As bad as that was, the look of disgust and disappointment he gave me will be forever seared in my memory.

Man
Sorry to hear that

[Sea Six]

I'm dead serious about this: Yes, I'm easy to get along with, and I think I have a good sense of humor. I never go looking for a fight or to start trouble. But if you or anyone wants a verbal or a physical fight, I guarantee I will beat you senseless. As in scorched earth, total and wanton destruction of you, no-hold-barred anniliation of you. Like my Grandfather said, "If someone hits you, hit them back so hard that they'll think twice about ever getting up."

I don't call that being a badass though, but others might. I'm not mean to anyone and I'm not a hothead, I just know how to defend myself, and I will hurt you doing so. BTW, if anyone considers this bragging, so be it, but it ain't bragging if you can do it.

You asked, I answered. :cert:

STFU, Nancy boy.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Man
Sorry to hear that

It was a long time ago. It almost feels different life at times. :yesnod:

[DukeAllen]

I'm dead serious about this: Yes, I'm easy to get along with, and I think I have a good sense of humor. I never go looking for a fight or to start trouble. But if you or anyone wants a verbal or a physical fight, I guarantee I will beat you senseless. As in scorched earth, total and wanton destruction of you, no-hold-barred anniliation of you. Like my Grandfather said, "If someone hits you, hit them back so hard that they'll think twice about ever getting up."

I don't call that being a badass though, but others might. I'm not mean to anyone and I'm not a hothead, I just know how to defend myself, and I will hurt you doing so. BTW, if anyone considers this bragging, so be it, but it ain't bragging if you can do it.

You asked, I answered. :cert:

So you beat Ken's ass before you ran off with Barbs?:D

[lspencer534]

So you beat Ken's ass before you ran off with Barbs?:D

That all depends on your definition of the word "beat"...:leaving:

[DukeAllen]

I usually avoid confrontation, on and offline. I'm a smart ass but a bit shy in real life, and I have a fuse so short it's a minus. And I prefer freedom from the pokey and lawsuits...I've avoided getting into many fights, but I never lost one.

My mom was/is a scrapper. She taught us "Never start a fight, but always finish it. And if you run I'll kick your ass myself." :rofl:

[island14]

Id lose in the 1st round
Now
Wanna throw down with bong hits...
I probably could stand toe-to-toe with y'all :Jeff '79:

No way I would challenge you... EVER! :seasix:

I'm a friggin light weight for some reason when it comes to the smoke.. :yesnod:

I guess I am not mentally stable enough to deal with it? :island14:

Talk about paranoid setting in...

Why did I say that? Why did I think that..

Damn this sux! I can't wait to come down.....

Reminds me of a bad acid trip, but not so intense, feck that!

:Jeff '79:



Pssst RED.. put me in your book of been there done that and don't like it anymore...


:cert:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

STFU, Nancy boy.

Pfft. I'd kick that lawyers ass from New VBF Member Intros to Behind the Barn - Off Topic. :lol:

[island14]

By the way..

I assume most all of you know this thread was a troll


But been fun anyways..


:cert:

[The Cripp]

Hostility

Really?

The mods over there... I don't know. :banghead:

[bsmith]

Really?

The mods over there... I don't know. :banghead:

whatever you do...don't question their consistency.


Maybe the relaxed moderation of the last year is being tightened up after morons claim that CFOT was a factor in NN's murder/suicide. :shrug:

[Jeff '79]

:ball:

[island14]

:ball:

I love that ball... :seasix: :datawiz:

[carlton_fritz]

http://i60.tinypic.com/2zxxffp.gif

[Aerovette]

I usually avoid confrontation, on and offline. I'm a smart ass but a bit shy in real life, and I have a fuse so short it's a minus. And I prefer freedom from the pokey and lawsuits...I've avoided getting into many fights, but I never lost one.
My mom was/is a scrapper. She taught us "Never start a fight, but always finish it. And if you run I'll kick your ass myself." :rofl:

I think we are related somehow :cert:

[lspencer534]

http://i60.tinypic.com/2zxxffp.gif

He knew how to wear a hat! :seasix:

[DukeAllen]

I think we are related somehow :cert:

I'm still not lending you cash :lol:

[carlton_fritz]

He knew how to wear a hat! :seasix:
And we don't know if he is really dead.

[DAB]

:ball:

:DAB:

[Jeff '79]

I love balls... :seasix: :datawiz:


:slap:

[...Whitepower...]

I'm not a badass.





Just a pretty chill guy, who likes rum and whiskey, hanging w/ my fam and friends, and driving like an asshole in that... l
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[Jeff '79]

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/pizzd_zps1b75e807.gif

[LATB]

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/pizzd_zps1b75e807.gif

:rofl:

[Will]

I'm your huckleberry.

[Aerovette]

I'm still not lending you cash :lol:

I have an unpleasant financial story that supports your position.

It will take me a couple years to recover from it.

This time my wife is in the dog house instead of me.

[Aerovette]

I'm your huckleberry.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/67/4a/ed/674aeddf6bd002e540f75474966e37b2.jpg


Or...


http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2011/03/val-kilmer-doc-holliday-tombstone.jpg


:lol:

[Cybercowboy]

I may be a bad ass. Made the same 15 foot putt 4 times in a row over the course of 20 minutes or so. Even I was doubting it on the 4th attempt. Putting contest thing. Then I punched a guy. Ok just a bit. More like a donkey punch.

[Blademaker]

Wanna throw down with bong hits...
I probably could stand toe-to-toe with y'all :Jeff '79:

Challenge accepted :D

I'll bring the pizza.

[dwjz06]

Challenge accepted :D

I'll bring the pizza.:rofl::cert:

[island14]

Challenge accepted :D

I'll bring the pizza.


I ain't sitting between you guys....

I hate passing back and forth all night.

Got plenty of ice? or do I need to pick some up on the way for my Rhum? :datawiz:

[HellCat]

yes
The warning is understandable?

Sure seemed like a free-for-all lately to me. :shrug:
I've seen worse.

They just deleted most of my posts, but no warning.:issues:

[bsmith]

They just deleted most of my posts, but no warning.:issues:

I'm no badass...I just like to point out hypocrites and liars.

[Rob]

Challenge accepted :D I'll bring the pizza.

I'm in on this game
you cane shakers won't make it one hour

[Sneaks]

If you have to ask....it isn't you. :slap: