What's the oddest thing you've ever done for money?

[thkauffman]

Engage.

[jaxgator]

You first.

[pewter-FRC]

where are all the "ladies"?

[96LT4]

Engage.

Your sister. :above:

[thkauffman]

You first.

Pretty boring. Ate a Thai pepper.

[jaxgator]

Pretty boring. Ate a Thai pepper.

Same here. I've got nothing.

[Martini Girl]

I got a job... :willy::willy::willy:

[Montehall]

12 Peep bunnies, at once, all in my mouth.
$7.

[tuco]

Shave....Schick has testing program and pay you to shave and fill out a questionnaire after.....always thought it was good gas/lunch/beer $$ and hell I was do it anyway..i guess doing it for over 15 years made it even :o_o::o_o::o_o:
:beer::cheers:

and no it wasn't legs back or pubic you fectarts. haha

[Sea Six]

I told a friend's absolutely clueless 92 year old grandmother that I thought Dan Quayle would make a good President. :puke:

She was absolutely infatuated with him, and she was delusional, thinking that he was some modern day equivalent of John F. Kennedy. :ack:

My friend told me that when she came to visit she would ask me if I liked Dan Quayle. He knew me well enough to tell me that ahead of time, so I wouldn't upset her. :rofl:


He bought me a beer for that.




I felt dirty afterwards. :(

[Meeko87]

Killed a hooker...I wanted my money back

[MEC5LADY]

I filled out a questionaire at the mall on shampoo which scored me $20.

[Ms.Gem]

Someone bet me I didn't have a tramp stamp. I took the bet and then proved I didn't have one. :D: He is a awesome guy and a forum member here.:D:leaving:

[Sleestak]

Snorted a line of pepper. $50. Age something like 15.
It was a bad idea.

[Silverspeed]

I ate 52 mosquito hawks in college for $1 a piece on a bet. Ate a dung beetle as big around as a quarter for $20, and drank a glass full of beer filled with cigarette butts, crawfish heads, Tabasco sauce, ketchup and mustard for $10 bucks. All in college, all while intoxicated.

[thkauffman]

12 Peep bunnies, at once, all in my mouth.
$7.

:lolsmile: Awesome.

Snorted a line of pepper. $50. Age something like 15.
It was a bad idea.

Dayum.

I ate 52 mosquito hawks in college for $1 a piece on a bet. Ate a dung beetle as big around as a quarter for $20, and drank a glass full of beer filled with cigarette butts, crawfish heads, and Tabasco sauce, ketchup and mustard for $10 bucks. All in college, all while intoxicated.

Double damn.

[pewter-FRC]

drank a glass full of beer filled with cigarette butts, crawfish heads, and Tabasco sauce, ketchup and mustard for $10 bucks. All in college, all while intoxicated.

dayum! id a rather sucked some di


oh, wait what nevermind

[fartleker]

Engaged.

This. She's still supporting me to this day. :leaving:

[Mirroredshades]

Got a mowhalk for $50.

[Mirroredshades]

all while intoxicated.


Yeah, like we couldn't have guessed that.

:slap:

[Olustee bus]

I was asked by a relative to help out a friend. Since I was a CPA, my relative thought I could help this friend. The lady needed an accountant. Actually, all she wanted was for someone to reconcile her bank account monthly. I foolishly said I would look at it and see if I could help her.

I did this for about a year. I used an excuse about a new job to get out of it.

I never charged her and it was somewhat of a hassle.

She was kind of a wacky artist. She was a very good painter and well known in the town.

She gave me a painting. I don't know where it is but it was a pretty good painting I guess, an abstract.

[Olustee bus]

Pretty boring. Ate a Thai pepper.

Same here. I've got nothing.

12 Peep bunnies, at once, all in my mouth.
$7.

Snorted a line of pepper. $50. Age something like 15.
It was a bad idea.

I ate 52 mosquito hawks in college for $1 a piece on a bet. Ate a dung beetle as big around as a quarter for $20, and drank a glass full of beer filled with cigarette butts, crawfish heads, Tabasco sauce, ketchup and mustard for $10 bucks. All in college, all while intoxicated.

Got a mowhalk for $50.

No offense meant here. Really. We all have done some dumb things in our youth, but . . . . . . .

folks, we have some dumb motherfeckers around here!:willy:

[Silverspeed]

Yeah, like we couldn't have guessed that.

:slap:

You never know, got to spell shit out for some of you mofo's. :D

[Mirroredshades]

No offense meant here. Really. We all have done some dumb things in our youth, but . . . . . . .

folks, we have some dumb motherfeckers around here!:willy:



Says the guy who worked as an accountant for a year for free.

:lurk:

[Silverspeed]

No offense meant here. Really. We all have done some dumb things in our youth, but . . . . . . .

folks, we have some dumb motherfeckers around here!:willy:

:iagree: What a bunch of idiots.

[Meeko87]

Says the guy who worked as an accountant for a year for free.

:lurk:

http://www.kyon.pl/static/img/remiq.net_16887.jpg

[Olustee bus]

Says the guy who worked as an accountant for a year for free.

:lurk:

Well yeah, but . . . . .ah, just nevermind!

[Datawiz]

Someone bet me I didn't have a tramp stamp. I took the bet and then proved I didn't have one. :D: He is a awesome guy and a forum member here.:D:leaving:

:lolsmile:

He must have been an idiot. :rofl:

[Ms.Gem]

:lolsmile:

He must have been an idiot. :rofl:

:lolsmile::lolsmile: Na, I think he just wanted to see my back or something.:lolsmile: ;)

[Sneaks]

:lolsmile:

He must have been an idiot. :rofl:

:lolsmile::lolsmile: Na, I think he just wanted to see my back or something.:lolsmile: ;)

Why did Data come to mind when I read the tramp stamp comment? :confused5:

I went on a date with a girl I hadn't seen since we were like 3 years old, for $50 bucks back in HS.
Me: What's she look like now?
Best bud: "She's smart, funny, and has a great personality."
Me: That means she's a fkn hound, no way!
Bud: begginggggggggggg
Me: Fine! $50 bucks and you pay for the entire double date!
Bud: Cool
She grew up to be the girl next door type. Pretty, but not overly, smart, funny, and she dug our kind of music. A pretty cool chick. Plus she was up for the backseat mambo. :o_o:
A damn fond memory. :D

[Broken Wind]

I ate 52 mosquito hawks in college for $1 a piece on a bet. Ate a dung beetle as big around as a quarter for $20, and drank a glass full of beer filled with cigarette butts, crawfish heads, Tabasco sauce, ketchup and mustard for $10 bucks. All in college, all while intoxicated.

I'm out.

[LATB]

What's the oddest thing you've ever done for money?


I sold condo's

[xXBUDXx]

Someone bet me I didn't have a tramp stamp. I took the bet and then proved I didn't have one. :D: He is a awesome guy and a forum member here.:D:leaving:

He talked you into showing him your ass. Who really won? :D

[nypearson]

I dressed up as barney the dinosaur and did children's birthday parties one summer.

[Fastguy]

We used to swim in the quarries when we were younger. One day we're walking down the path and there is a guy our age laying face down on a rock wearing nothing but a speedo slapping himself on the ass.
He says,"hey, are you guys into spanking?" as we walk by.
We were pretty freaked out and said, "uh,...no thanks dude" and kept walking.
A few weeks later, the same guy comes up to a group of us hanging out at the corner store and says, "I'll give you $20 to beat up my twin brother, but don't really beat him up, just like, give him a big wedgie and slap his ass a lot, he'll be by in an hour, looks just like me but without glasses".
So we took his $20 and found one of our buddies to buy us beer.

So, not spanking some weird gay fetish guy is the strangest thing I have done for money.

[Rapid Roger]

Back in the "Day"......My parents had a summer place on Conesus lake here in upstate NY.Naturally I had a boat(A PenYan swift)which I used when I wasn't working one of the three jobs I had to pay for the boat and motor.

One day a lady from about 4 or 5 cottages down came by and asked if I would take her dog for a boat ride as she was afraid of water and did not have a boat anyway.

It was one of those tiny furry little rat dogs and I would see her carrying it around a lot.Anyway I said OK and let the boat down,put the little rat on the seat and putted around for around 15 mins.

I came back,gave her the dog and she gave me 5 bucks(This was about 1955 and 5 bucks would fill my 6 gal fuel tank)and says would I mind doing it every day I was around for 5 bucks.

At the time my highest paying job paid $1.25 an hour.So pretty much every day I took that little dog for a boat ride and it seemed to really enjoy it and would come running down the dock whenever I came to pick it up.

Anyway it was a great suppliment to my other income as it was 30-35 dollars a week.

Notice.......You can avoid these boring posts by transfering barn bucks to me........:)

[Silverspeed]

one day we're walking down the path and there is a guy our age laying face down on a rock wearing nothing but a speedo slapping himself on the ass.
He says,"hey, are you guys into spanking?" as we walk by

wtf?

[Fastguy]

wtf?

It was probably 25 years ago, but I remember he looked just like the kid who played Arnie in "Christine".
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn107/martianleader1/christineArnie_1.jpg

[Entropy]

Damn Fastguy. :lolsmile:

I haven't done anything crazy for money (I usually do it for free) but I did pitch in for a total pool of $20 for a guy to chug a bottle of worcestershire sauce. The look on his face still makes me laugh.

[thkauffman]

I sold condo's

You poor soul.

We used to swim in the quarries when we were younger. One day we're walking down the path and there is a guy our age laying face down on a rock wearing nothing but a speedo slapping himself on the ass.
He says,"hey, are you guys into spanking?" as we walk by.
We were pretty freaked out and said, "uh,...no thanks dude" and kept walking.
A few weeks later, the same guy comes up to a group of us hanging out at the corner store and says, "I'll give you $20 to beat up my twin brother, but don't really beat him up, just like, give him a big wedgie and slap his ass a lot, he'll be by in an hour, looks just like me but without glasses".
So we took his $20 and found one of our buddies to buy us beer.

So, not spanking some weird gay fetish guy is the strangest thing I have done for money.

Winnah.

[Mrs. K]

I have removed random things that were stuck in a strangers' asses. I have done this on more than one occasion (more than I can remember :(). I wish random strangers would stop shoving random things up their ass and asking me to take them out.

Oh and one time I had to cut a penis ring off a guys penis after it had migrated so that his testicles were stuck through the ring too. After 3 days, the entire penis and scrotum was way to swollen to just lube it up and remove it....:slap:

:leaving:

[Allan]

I sold condo's

Gas station machine on restroom wall price was .50 How much were yours? :D

[pewter-FRC]

I have removed random things that were stuck in a strangers' asses. I have done this on more than one occasion (more than I can remember :(). I wish random strangers would stop shoving random things up their ass and asking me to take them out.



:leaving:

fecking knooger

[Mrs. K]

knooger?

He does not have money to pay for it,... So NO! That is something I definitely bill for!

[Ms.Gem]

Why did Data come to mind when I read the tramp stamp comment? :confused5:

I went on a date with a girl I hadn't seen since we were like 3 years old, for $50 bucks back in HS.
Me: What's she look like now?
Best bud: "She's smart, funny, and has a great personality."
Me: That means she's a fkn hound, no way!
Bud: begginggggggggggg
Me: Fine! $50 bucks and you pay for the entire double date!
Bud: Cool
She grew up to be the girl next door type. Pretty, but not overly, smart, funny, and she dug our kind of music. A pretty cool chick. Plus she was up for the backseat mambo. :o_o:
A damn fond memory. :D
I dunno why did he come to mind??:rofl:

nice............:lolsmile: memories are good sometimes. ;)
He talked you into showing him your ass. Who really won? :D:willy: I didn't even think about that! :willy::lolsmile::lolsmile::leaving:

[Uncle Pervey]

I have removed random things that were stuck in a strangers' asses. I have done this on more than one occasion (more than I can remember :(). I wish random strangers would stop shoving random things up their ass and asking me to take them out.

Oh and one time I had to cut a penis ring off a guys penis after it had migrated so that his testicles were stuck through the ring too. After 3 days, the entire penis and scrotum was way to swollen to just lube it up and remove it....:slap:

:leaving:

I have a buddy that's a doc, he told me that once when he was a resident he had to remove a dead parakeet from a woman's cooter. He asked her just exactly how did it get there and he said she just looked at him like he was crazy. :lolsmile:

Strangest thing I ever got offered money for was when I was about 13, I was setting the stands after a pony league game, watching another game and a strange old man asked me if I'd take $20 to throw peeled tangerines at his ass. I told him sorry, I got a sore shoulder and got on my bicycle and rode home. Fast!

[Fastguy]

Strangest thing I ever got offered money for was when I was about 13, I was setting the stands after a pony league game, watching another game and a strange old man asked me if I'd take $20 to throw peeled tangerines at his ass. I told him sorry, I got a sore shoulder and got on my bicycle and rode home. Fast!

You didn't learn anything from my post did you? When an actual Uncle Pervey offers you money to do something to his ass, you take the money and buy beer.

[Petew1971]

why do things for money when you can do them for free..someone has to sacrifice themselves for entertainment might as well be me

[Mrs. K]

why do things for money when you can do them for free..someone has to sacrifice themselves for entertainment might as well be me

Sadly, the things I mentioned are part of my job..... It was not entertaining me me :(

[thkauffman]

Sadly, the things I mentioned are part of my job..... It was not entertaining me me :(

Hey, you have to put up with Knooger. You win by default.