The First Baptist Bar and Grill

[DJ_Critterus]

Think about it....


What better way exists to reach out to sinners and get the tight wads to lighten up a bit?

(and yes, I'm southern Baptist... just not very good at it).

[atomic punk]

i'll drink to that.....

[DJ_Critterus]

i'll drink to that.....

Here, have a scoop of casserole, too. :cheers::beer:

[Datawiz]

Someone already thought about it:

YouTube - Bob & Tom Show: Tim Wilson and The First Baptist Bar & Grill

[DJ_Critterus]

Someone already thought about it:

YouTube - Bob & Tom Show: Tim Wilson and The First Baptist Bar & Grill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YliBqsV3YMc)

That's where I got the idea :D

[atomic punk]

Here, have a scoop of casserole, too. :cheers::beer:

:thumbs:

[kylebuck]

Think about it....


What better way exists to reach out to sinners and get the tight wads to lighten up a bit?

(and yes, I'm southern Baptist... just not very good at it).

:iagree:

[Datawiz]

That's where I got the idea :D

:cheers:

[thkauffman]

That's where I got the idea :D

So plagiarizing is your strong suit?

[DJ_Critterus]

So plagiarizing is your strong suit?

Yeah... I learned it from the members of both OT sections. :yesnod:

[longhorn341]

I would up the ante a bit - Call it --
First Baptist Bar and Grill - A Gentlemen's Club
just think of the possibilities with that
:above:

[DJ_Critterus]

I would up the ante a bit - Call it --
First Baptist Bar and Grill - A Gentlemen's Club
just think of the possibilities with that
:above:

Nah... you'd have to make it Catholic for that kinda action.

[C5SilverBullet]

Nah... you'd have to make it Catholic for that kinda action.

:lolsmile::lolsmile:

[Joecooool]

How come there are no second and third baptist churches? Hell, you would think a big southern city like Atlanta would be up to like the 14th and 15th baptist church.

[kylebuck]

Drinking behind the bush

[onedef92]

Gotta meet people where they're at!

[DJ_Critterus]

How come there are no second and third baptist churches? Hell, you would think a big southern city like Atlanta would be up to like the 14th and 15th baptist church.

No guns allowed in church there???

[Stangkiller]

Think about it....


What better way exists to reach out to sinners and get the tight wads to lighten up a bit?

(and yes, I'm southern Baptist... just not very good at it).

:iagree:

It's always a little awkard seeing your church's pastor at the local titty bar witnessing to those poor girls.

[Stangkiller]

When I retire i'm going to start a church:
Chris' church of Token, Smoken, & Gamblin.

Confessions wil be made to trained 'confessionists' you can rent a confession room by the 15 minute block -- funny thing is most of the girls also work at local strip clubs.

Tithing will be made as the House cut on the poker table.

And of course other implied activities will be a big part of my church -- and the cool thing is all donations will be tax deductible!

And if money ever gets tight, I will start a uhh bible distribution company with a sea port & airport somewhere in Central America with weekly flights reaching deep into Columbia.

[DAB]

Amen.

Jello?

[longhorn341]

Amen.

Jello?

Jello shots? jello body shots? AMEN!

[Ms.Gem]

Jello shots? AMEN!

:iagree::above:

[MEC5LADY]

When I retire i'm going to start a church:
Chris' church of Token, Smoken, & Gamblin.

Confessions wil be made to trained 'confessionists' you can rent a confession room by the 15 minute block -- funny thing is most of the girls also work at local strip clubs.

Tithing will be made as the House cut on the poker table.

And of course other implied activities will be a big part of my church -- and the cool thing is all donations will be tax deductible!

And if money ever gets tight, I will start a uhh bible distribution company with a sea port & airport somewhere in Central America with weekly flights reaching deep into Columbia.

It's obvious you've given this some thought.

[Stangkiller]

It's obvious you've given this some thought.

I spent my first year out of college auditing the finances of Churches. Honestly this idea of mine is probably more honest, open, and straight forward than the finances of most Churches.

[C5SilverBullet]

When I retire i'm going to start a church:
Chris' church of Token, Smoken, & Gamblin.

Confessions wil be made to trained 'confessionists' you can rent a confession room by the 15 minute block -- funny thing is most of the girls also work at local strip clubs.

Tithing will be made as the House cut on the poker table.

And of course other implied activities will be a big part of my church -- and the cool thing is all donations will be tax deductible!

And if money ever gets tight, I will start a uhh bible distribution company with a sea port & airport somewhere in Central America with weekly flights reaching deep into Columbia.Need a partner? :lolsmile:

[oyealiz]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3090/3165780206_5297b2f85b.jpg

[Kevin_73]

And if money ever gets tight, I will start a uhh bible distribution company with a sea port & airport somewhere in Central America with weekly flights reaching deep into Columbia.

I might consider attending, but if I see one bucket of Koolaide I'm running away as fast as I can. :willy:

[Sea Six]

No guns allowed in church there???

Hell, the Baptists are the ones who have "bring your gun to church" Sundays.

At least, I'm pretty sure it's the Baptists.

:yesnod:

[The_Dude]

Are Walmart receipt checkers welcome?

[LATB]

actually...if this place is going to be a business...

synagogue is probably your best bet.

[Sea Six]

actually...if this place is going to be a business...

synagogue is probably your best bet.

Ha!

[DJ_Critterus]

Are Walmart receipt checkers welcome?

No, because it has been determined that they are actual hell spawn.

[lspencer534]

How come there are no second and third baptist churches? Hell, you would think a big southern city like Atlanta would be up to like the 14th and 15th baptist church.

Good point. There is a Fifth Third Bank, after all.