The Barn Song - Need Help [Archive]

Sweet 90

01-26-2011, 12:32pm

Sung to Toby Keith's - I Love This Bar or Sammy Hagar's but the lyrics are a bit different. Got the chorus done and bit more but that's the limit of my skill.
Friz step in:D

We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted nOObs and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their C4 cars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn

[Chorus:]
I love this barn
It's my kind of place
Just clickin' on the icon
Puts a big smile on my face
We cause no harm, it has charm
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn
Yes I do

j-vette

01-26-2011, 1:11pm

Pui ?

socalman

01-26-2011, 1:14pm

I don't know country songs so I'm no help

WW7

01-26-2011, 1:20pm

Damn, things must really be slow up there in the frozen north..I can't think of ever being so bored that I would write country songs..WW

I leave the songwriting to the experts like...John Denver...:lolsmile:.....WW

Sweet 90

01-26-2011, 1:31pm

WW7

01-26-2011, 1:36pm

:Touche:D

:bilmem:[

Ch@0s

01-26-2011, 1:41pm

It's missing the part where the dog dies and the wife leaves after he looses his job to a yuppie. But it's ok otherwise. :D
Oh yeah, and someone has to get run over by an 18 wheeler and or train.

five-oh

01-26-2011, 1:49pm

It's missing the part where the dog dies and the wife leaves after he looses his job to a yuppie. But it's ok otherwise. :D
Oh yeah, and someone has to get run over by an 18 wheeler and or train.

We were forbidden by a certain individual in Texas to write anything involving a dog dying. He threatened to unsheath the doggy cone on our wheels if we did.:lolsmile:

Sweet 90

01-26-2011, 1:56pm

We were forbidden by a certain individual in Texas to write anything involving a dog dying. He threatened to unsheath the doggy cone on our wheels if we did.:lolsmile:

:lolsmile::lolsmile:

RedLS1GTO

01-26-2011, 2:46pm

All of you non-country fans consider yourselves banned for life. ... If I can just figure out how this thing works. :leaving:

...and in the meantime. A little piece of country girl heaven.

http://www.torontoticketbrokers.com/images/carrie-underwood-toronto.jpg

ottawabarber

01-26-2011, 3:08pm

Poor Sweetsie watching too many re-runs of Trailer Park Boys or Reefer Madness ----- smoke getting into the mind hahahahaha

socalman

01-26-2011, 3:21pm

joesgulfstream

01-26-2011, 4:40pm

Where is " Grumpy " when we need him. :slap::beer:

socalman

01-26-2011, 4:46pm

Where is " Grumpy " when we need him. :slap::beer:

No 'Grumpy' here

We do have a 'Snarkey' though

NEVRL8T

01-26-2011, 4:50pm

Sung to Toby Keith's - I Love This Bar or Sammy Hagar's but the lyrics are a bit different. Got the chorus done and bit more but that's the limit of my skill.
Friz step in:D

We got winners, we got losers
Broken hearted noobs and suckers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn

We got RedLS1GTO and FrizzleFrak
Nevrl8t and Taurus talkin' smack
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their C4 cars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn

[Chorus:]
I love this barn
It's my kind of place
Just clickin' on the icon
Puts a big smile on my face
We cause no harm, it has charm
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn

I've seen Sweet 90, we got j-Vette
PLRX and rednecks
And we got socalman and WW7
And we like to give Hokie hell and talk transmissions
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn
Yes I do
:above:
I don't know. See what you think. I left a bunch out but I have to go. I will work on it some more later.

ottawabarber

01-26-2011, 4:56pm

Where is " Grumpy " when we need him. :slap::beer:

:slap: :lol: good one !!!!

PLRX

01-26-2011, 4:59pm

We need Leroy to help us composing a song. Likely it will be a rap or R&B song, normally rapers have rhythm.

RedLS1GTO

01-26-2011, 4:59pm

Where is " Grumpy " when we need him. :slap::beer:

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5936/hkmp5nof9.jpg

joesgulfstream

01-26-2011, 5:05pm

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5936/hkmp5nof9.jpg

Is that for Grumpy or Sweet90's song ? :above::lolsmile:

Taurus

01-26-2011, 5:11pm

No 'Grumpy' here

We do have a 'Snarkey' though

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/funny-dog-pictures-snarky-looks.jpg

j-vette

01-26-2011, 5:30pm

normally rapers have rhythm

str8 up dawg

:rofl:

Taurus

01-26-2011, 5:33pm

Likely it will be a rap or R&B song, normally rapers have rhythm.

And a Subaru WRX..................

PLRX

01-26-2011, 6:19pm

And a Subaru WRX..................

You guys know I have an answer for everything :)

YouTube - Subaru Russian hip-hop song - Relaxxx... Turbo fly staff from RS7 on get money beat. For real!

RedLS1GTO

01-26-2011, 6:29pm

Is that for Grumpy or Sweet90's song ? :above::lolsmile:

Grumpy's lock ain't got nothin' on my MP5. :beat:

NEVRL8T

01-26-2011, 6:34pm

We need Leroy to help us composing a song. Likely it will be a rap or R&B song, normally rapers have rhythm.

So do rappers. :lolsmile:

PLRX

01-26-2011, 7:32pm

So do rappers. :lolsmile:

Ok you and bran are harassing me on my spelling. I guess rapers do have rhythm as well.

what about if the raper is a rapper?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8pm14ZRyZirIMQAmNogjhfAB_SteMNY_v1ZjmrbEPcXUwyMMI&t=1

NEVRL8T

01-26-2011, 7:44pm

Ok you and bran are harassing me on my spelling. I guess rapers do have rhythm as well.

what about if the raper is a rapper?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8pm14ZRyZirIMQAmNogjhfAB_SteMNY_v1ZjmrbEPcXUwyMMI&t=1

All in good fun, my friend. :D

I could see a rapping raper:

OK, bitch! Take of your clothers,
I got wood, balls and no where to goes.
Imma take this stick and mouth phuck your skull,
you got the horns and the brass and you woke up the bull.........

Sweet 90

01-28-2011, 10:32am

:above:
I don't know. See what you think. I left a bunch out but I have to go. I will work on it some more later.

Awesome Lee:cheers:

WW7

01-28-2011, 1:03pm

All in good fun, my friend. :D

I could see a rapping raper:

OK, bitch! Take of your clothers,
I got wood, balls and no where to goes.
Imma take this stick and mouth phuck your skull,
you got the horns and the brass and you woke up the bull.........

Damn dude, when's your first album coming out??? I won't buy it, I just wanted to know when its coming out..:lolsmile:..WW

NEVRL8T

01-28-2011, 1:41pm

Damn dude, when's your first album coming out??? I won't buy it, I just wanted to know when its coming out..:lolsmile:..WW

As soon as I get out of prison.

Frizlefrak

01-28-2011, 1:59pm

All in good fun, my friend. :D

I could see a rapping raper:

OK, bitch! Take of your clothers,
I got wood, balls and no where to goes.
Imma take this stick and mouth phuck your skull,
you got the horns and the brass and you woke up the bull.........

:lolsmile: :lolsmile: I've been known to put pen to paper too....we need to collaborate in the future Lee :cheers:

Awesome Lee:cheers:

I've been busy Sweets....haven't had time to chime in on this one yet, but the lyric machine hasn't rusted yet. Stay tuned.....

PLRX

01-28-2011, 2:02pm

YouTube - Gibson Bros "The Barn Song" PIP 2009

PLRX

01-28-2011, 2:02pm

YouTube - The Barn Song

WW7

01-28-2011, 2:38pm

As soon as I get out of prison.

When you get out you need to pop a cap in someones azz to get you a rep...:o_o:

Sorry , thats all the jive talk I know, I live in the woods with a bunch of Rednecks so my jive exposure is limited.......WW

"John Denver's the man"

NEVRL8T

01-28-2011, 4:20pm

When you get out you need to pop a cap in someones azz to get you a rep...:o_o:

Sorry , thats all the jive talk I know, I live in the woods with a bunch of Rednecks so my jive exposure is limited.......WW

"John Denver's the man"

What ya know. I live in the hood with lots of rednecks. hell, I am one!

Sweet 90

01-28-2011, 4:45pm

I've been busy Sweets....haven't had time to chime in on this one yet, but the lyric machine hasn't rusted yet. Stay tuned.....

Well you are the Barns Poet Lariat:D

Sweet 90

01-28-2011, 4:54pm

I live in the woods with a bunch of Rednecks so my jive exposure is limited.......WW

YouTube - Deliverance - Banjo Duel

WW7

01-28-2011, 5:24pm

Hey Sweetsie, thats the West Virginia theme song..Then they take you hunting and tell you to squeal like a pig....:lolsmile:...WW

PS: but my favorite song is Country Roads by....Who?...,You guessed it......

"John Denver"

nutz4c4

01-28-2011, 5:38pm

YouTube - Deliverance - Banjo Duel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE&feature=player_detailpage)

Hey Sweetsie, thats the West Virginia theme song..Then they take you hunting and tell you to squeal like a pig a ....:lolsmile:...WW

PS: but my favorite song is Country Roads by....Who?...,You guessed it......

"John Denver"

Holy Shit...Paddle faster I hear banjos :willy:

Sweet 90

01-28-2011, 5:53pm

Holy Shit...Paddle faster I hear John Denver :willy:
Fixed:D

Sweet 90

01-28-2011, 5:54pm

nutz4c4

01-28-2011, 5:55pm

Fixed:D

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Although in my younger years I did see him in concert...he was a warm up act for the James Gang :lolsmile::lolsmile:

Sweet 90

01-28-2011, 5:59pm

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Although in my younger years I did see him in concert...he was a warm up act for the James Gang :lolsmile::lolsmile:

Sure you did. Probably had a young hottie who loved JD.
I hope Wendy isn't reading this thread:lolsmile:

nutz4c4

01-28-2011, 6:02pm

Sure you did. Probably had a young hottie who loved JD.
I hope Wendy isn't reading this thread:lolsmile:

:yesnod: No JD Some kind of Mexican Wacky Tabbacy :lolsmile:

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/mikemark/Funny%20stuff/shim.gif

Sweet 90

01-28-2011, 6:03pm

:yesnod: No JD Some kind of Mexican Wacky Tabbacy :lolsmile:
:lolsmile::lolsmile:
Oh I remember her. Was her name Acapulco Gold?:rofl:

nutz4c4

01-28-2011, 6:05pm

:lolsmile::lolsmile:
Oh I remember her. Was her name Acapulco Gold?:rofl:

Could be...:skep:

C4fan

01-28-2011, 6:07pm

Oh yeah, that hispanic honey did get passed around and around and around.

Sweet 90

01-28-2011, 6:09pm

Oh yeah, that hispanic honey did get passed around and around and around.
Yeah, and weren't you always really hungry after????:D

WW7

01-28-2011, 7:08pm

Now for a little John Denver trivia...Did you know that John Denver's first professional gig was as a member of the Chad Mitchell Trio...WW

Do you care??????

C4fan

01-28-2011, 7:26pm

Yeah, and weren't you always really hungry after????:D

Yeah, and come to think of it that's the only time I remember enjoying listening to John Denver

wwomanC6

01-28-2011, 7:27pm

Sure you did. Probably had a young hottie who loved JD.
I hope Wendy isn't reading this thread:lolsmile:

I make it over to the C4 Section from time to time, especially when I hear my name!:D

:squirrelrun:

a little rep for the Barn Song! :rep:

WW7

01-28-2011, 7:48pm

I make it over to the C4 Section from time to time, especially when I hear my name!:D

:squirrelrun:

:

You can really HEAR your name...????..WW

wwomanC6

01-28-2011, 7:53pm

You can really HEAR your name...????..WW

I HEARD you singing Country Road! :D :lolsmile:

:squirrelrun:

WW7

01-28-2011, 8:02pm

I HEARD you singing Country Road! :D :lolsmile:

:squirrelrun:

You are truly a Wonder Women..:clap:...WW

Sweet 90

01-28-2011, 8:05pm

Now for a little John Denver trivia...Did you know that John Denver's first professional gig was as a member of the Chad Mitchell Trio...WW

Do you care??????
No:D
I make it over to the C4 Section from time to time, especially when I hear my name!:D

:squirrelrun:

a little rep for the Barn Song! :rep:
Thanks Wendy:yesnod:
You are truly a Wonder Women..:clap:...WW
Suck up:rofl::leaving:

WW7

01-28-2011, 8:19pm

Suck up:rofl::leaving:

Don't you know it...:o_o:..WW

Sweet 90

01-28-2011, 8:35pm

Don't you know it...:o_o:..WW

Well admitting your problem is the first step in your rehab.:rofl:

WW7

01-28-2011, 8:47pm

Well admitting your problem is the first step in your rehab.:rofl:

There's rehab for Azz kissing?? Im amazed...:D..Sign me up!!!...WW

Frizlefrak

01-28-2011, 8:54pm

No:D

Thanks Wendy:yesnod:

Suck up:rofl::leaving:

Country Mods by Don Jenver

Almost Royal....Moderators.
Got the power, to ban the haters.
Life is easy, easier than pie
when you kiss the asses, of those up high

Country Mods, take me home
To the place, I belong
C4 open, in the Vette Barn
Country Mods, take me home

All my memories, gather round her.
A C6 mod who, no one can confound her
Dark and dusky, are the threads she locks
When she makes the call that, we are acting like....jocks

Country Mods, take me home
to the place, I belong.....
Kissing asses....getting rep points....
Take me home....country mods...

I hear her voice as she's posting all my accolades
Radio is playing a cheesy 70's song
Posting on the forum I get a feeling that I should have been more like the dog....
Like the dog......

Country mods, take me home
Give me strength, make me post....
pic attachments....buy a barn stall..
take me home...country mods..

WW7

01-28-2011, 9:02pm

wwomanC6

01-29-2011, 12:06am

Country Mods by Don Jenver

Almost Royal....Moderators.
Got the power, to ban the haters.
Life is easy, easier than pie
when you kiss the asses, of those up high

Country Mods, take me home
To the place, I belong
C4 open, in the Vette Barn
Country Mods, take me home

All my memories, gather round her.
A C6 mod who, no one can confound her
Dark and dusky, are the threads she locks
When she makes the call that, we are acting like....jocks

Country Mods, take me home
to the place, I belong.....
Kissing asses....getting rep points....
Take me home....country mods...

I hear her voice as she's posting all my accolades
Radio is playing a cheesy 70's song
Posting on the forum I get a feeling that I should have been more like the dog....
Like the dog......

Country mods, take me home
Give me strength, make me post....
pic attachments....buy a barn stall..
take me home...country mods..

:rofl: :rofl: You got talent too! :cheers:

Frizlefrak

01-29-2011, 12:13am

Wow...You may be the new replacement for John Denver...Im impressed...:above:..How long did it take to write this??.WW

It sounds like you also know the real words to the song ..Come on, your really a John Denver fan aren't you Friz..???

Yes, I'll cop to listening to ol' JD a couple of times. Time to write, approx 5 minutes. Any kid with an AM radio in the early 70's was inundated with John Denver. "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" sucked things best left to the imagination though. :lolsmile:

:rofl: :rofl: You got talent too! :cheers:

Why thanks....I'm flattered. :cheers:

Sweet 90

01-31-2011, 12:19pm

:rofl: :rofl: You got talent too! :cheers:

Damn Wendy, don't let his head get any bigger than it already is:rofl:

Frizlefrak

01-31-2011, 1:16pm

Damn Wendy, don't let his head get any bigger than it already is:rofl:

Who's reaching out to give me some rep points
Everyone knows it's Wendy.

:lolsmile:

Sweet 90

01-31-2011, 1:19pm

Who's reaching out to give me some rep points
Everyone knows it's Wendy.

:lolsmile:

You mean Windy (the song) you big suck up:D
You know, saying that in CF got you a vacation:yesnod:

Frizlefrak

01-31-2011, 1:54pm

You mean Windy (the song) you big suck up:D
You know, saying that in CF got you a vacation:yesnod:

No....it was Sheri that got me a vacation. Or, more precisely, my implication that she was of the male persuasion..:rofl:

Sweet 90

01-31-2011, 2:12pm

No....it was Sheri that got me a vacation. Or, more precisely, my implication that she was of the male persuasion..:rofl:
Just for you my brutha:leaving:
YouTube - The 4 Seasons - Sherry

Frizlefrak

01-31-2011, 2:33pm

Just for you my brutha:leaving:

You are beyond cruel, Kittah. :rofl:

WW7

01-31-2011, 2:44pm

You are beyond cruel, Kittah. :rofl:

There's got to be something not right with a guy that sings that high, :sissy: ....Know what I mean?..Johnny Mathis had the same problem.....WW

Ive been wondering when I would get a chance to use this little guy.. :sissy: