So, we get a call for a patient who has fallen.

[Defib1961]

We get on scene and find that our patient has broken both arms. Right arm is broken at the mid-humerus and the radius. Left arm has a fractured radius. All I can think of is, "How is this poor person going to wipe heir butt? :confused5::confused5:

[RED-85-Z51]

Jesus....how do you break that bad from a fall? This is coming form a guy that fell on crutches and broke both his femurs...mind you.

[DJ_Critterus]

Yer gonna have to give him a hand

[Defib1961]

Yer gonna have to give him a hand

:nonod::nonod: We just haul them to the ER.

[Defib1961]

Jesus....how do you break that bad from a fall? This is coming form a guy that fell on crutches and broke both his femurs...mind you.

Waiting to hear "The Rest of The Story" There is always more than meets the ear.

[RED-85-Z51]

Mine was because of Osteogenesis Imperfecta. Cracked a femur.....dr put me on crutches...tripped on the crutches, went down hard and broke both femurs.

Body cast for 8 weeks....

[Defib1961]

Mine was because of Osteogenesis Imperfecta. Cracked a femur.....dr put me on crutches...tripped on the crutches, went down hard and broke both femurs.

Body cast for 8 weeks....

Last time I broke my left arm I was in a cast for 7 weeks. I can't imagine what hell a body cast for 8 weeks was like.

[wwomanC6]

We get on scene and find that our patient has broken both arms. Right arm is broken at the mid-humerus and the radius. Left arm has a fractured radius. All I can think of is, "How is this poor person going to wipe heir butt? :confused5::confused5:

:sadangel: But your thought on the situation...:rofl::rofl:

[Steve Austin]

I knew a guy that was on drywall stilts and fell. He claimed, his wife wiped his butt for 2 months. :monkeybutt:

[boracayjohnny]

This thread makes me say ouch! And needing to wipe ones butt with two broken arms is turrible....jus turrible. With that, dignity will have to take a back seat for a while.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Just buy one of them fully automatic butt rinsing, blow dry toilets! I'm guessing he'll be in the hospital for a while with both arms out of action. You kinda need them for most stuff.....:flush: :sneaks: :issues: :bathing: etc.

[Meh]

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