Pretzel Logic: Dog Poops on Plane, Plane Makes Emergency Landing

[Bill]

A dog pooping twice on a US Airways flight caused it to make an emergency landing - UPI.com (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/05/30/US-Airways-flight-makes-emergency-landing-after-dog-poops-in-the-aisle-twice/6561401463699/)



You know, I wonder, if they had just taken a straight up vote of the passengers, I bet most would have just said, "get us to our destination" vs. "Hell yes, let's make a big deal about some dog crap and inconvenience the whole friggen' plane."

[Y2Kvert4me]

A+ on the title. :funnier:

[Bill]

For the younger generation:

Steely Dan - Pretzel Logic (Full Album) 1974 - YouTube

[Ruffy]

Really? I don't know why anything surprises me anymore

[DukeAllen]

Just throw a paper towel over it until you land...

[99 pewtercoupe]

Same airline that had to make emergency landings on flights from Europe last month because crew members got sick.

When I lived in PA and had to fly every week I spent a lot of time on US Scare. Now I avoid them like the plague

[LATB]

For the younger generation:

Steely Dan - Pretzel Logic (Full Album) 1974 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0f5nQO5Qbc)

Most excellent :seasix:

[LisaJohn]

Someone couldn't just pick it up with toilet paper and flush it.

[ZipZap]

I thought club soda was the solution for spot.