Don't 'cha just HATE it...

[Fasglas]

when you must "brace yourself for the harsh bathroom light that stuns your sleepy eyes".

Oh, the agony.

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[JRD77VET]

WTF? :confused5: I can see well enough at night to use the facilities if needed.

[OddBall]

just aim by sound

[carlton_fritz]

What happened to just going out the window?

[ApexOversteer]

RicerLights® CEO: "Sales of our tacky undercar LED kits have fallen! What are we going to do!? I'm not letting this company just go down the shitter."

RicerLights® Engineer: "Wait a minute... you might be on to something there!"

[CertInsaneC5]

Like I want to see my midnight dump in blue light. Good God. At that time of night I might think I have been nuked and freak the fukc out. :shots:

[LATB]

just aim by sound

:seasix:

[DukeAllen]

just aim by sound

Nothing beats the sound of piss hitting the outside of the toilet at 3 AM...except the shriek of my lady, later when she sits in it :funnier:

[OddBall]

Nothing beats the sound of piss hitting the outside of the toilet at 3 AM...except the shriek of my lady, later when she sits in it :funnier:

:funnier:

[CP]

My bathroom lights are on a dimmer. Problem solved.

[StaticCling]

Is turning on a light REALLY that big a of a deal? :shrug:

Scientifically speaking, yes.

Millions of infinitesimal electrical impulses throughout the circuitous ethnologic that is our very existence, compounded by the actual procedural systematic implementation of formulating and manufacturing an apparatus capable of artificial luminescence.

If it was not for bipedal attributes, it is indeterminate that the latter would be in existence. It also allows the male gender to firmly clasp ones penis, necessary when urinating in an upright position.

[CertInsaneC5]

Scientifically speaking, yes.

Millions of infinitesimal electrical impulses throughout the circuitous ethnologic that is our very existence, compounded by the actual procedural systematic implementation of formulating and manufacturing an apparatus capable of artificial luminescence.

If it was not for bipedal attributes, it is indeterminate that the latter would be in existence. It also allows the male gender to firmly clasp ones penis, necessary when urinating in an upright position.

You put a lot of work into sitting down in the dark and pissing. :lol:

[StaticCling]

My dad told me an Army story years ago. I guess they bet a guy that he couldn't take a shit in his helmet without peeing at the same time. They got together a big pool. Well, evidently it's possible to shit in your helmet and not pee. :leaving:

[lspencer534]

It's dangerous not to turn on a light when you go to pee at night. You see, residual electricity gets stored in the electrical wires, and it must be regularly discharged. Just like an extension cord plugged into itself.

[NeedSpeed]

My cell is sufficient :leaving:

And yes, the light is too dam bright if it's dark. And if you can see in the dark, your room isn't dark enough :D

[RED-85-Z51]

Get up..stumble over shoes..kick shoes...go find shoes and put them back....

Trip over dog...yell at dog...go find dog and apologize...


Find bathroom....piss on lid...piss on rim, piss on floor....tub.........flush, turn on shower...turn around...is the door open..did I close it...reach for door...fall through open door..get up, damn cat must be bustinh his ass laughing at all this shit right now...

[Uncle Meat]

Been using one off these for years... seems to work pretty well.

U.M.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/12/night-light-500.jpg

[Sea Six]

Scientifically speaking, yes.

Millions of infinitesimal electrical impulses throughout the circuitous ethnologic that is our very existence, compounded by the actual procedural systematic implementation of formulating and manufacturing an apparatus capable of artificial luminescence.

If it was not for bipedal attributes, it is indeterminate that the latter would be in existence. It also allows the male gender to firmly clasp ones penis, necessary when urinating in an upright position.

*one's

[Craig]

Been using one off these for years... seems to work pretty well.

U.M.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/12/night-light-500.jpg

We have one that works off a motion sensor, every few seconds you have to wave your arms around to get it to come back on.