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lspencer534
05-29-2014, 10:52am
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Lonnie J. Hutton, 49, of Old Lascassas Pike [Tennessee] was charged with public intoxication around 9:30 Friday night following an incident at The Boro Bar & Grille, Officer Michael Rickard reported.

"Mr. Hutton entered the bar and walked to the ATM. Once at the ATM, Mr. Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals, Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM," Rickard said.

The suspect then walked around the bar wearing no pants while he thrust his hips in the air, witnesses told the officer.

Bar staff then escorted Hutton outside, Rickard said.

"Once outside Mr. Hutton again exposed himself and (attempted to) engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table," Rickard said.

The officer said Hutton appeared intoxicated and smelled of alcohol.

StaticCling
05-29-2014, 10:57am
Not exactly a glory hole...

Rob
05-29-2014, 10:57am
These words stand out...

"Lascassas"

and

"The Boro"


...That gives me enough idea of why this crap happened. Strange little world when you get down over there.

Mike Mercury
05-29-2014, 11:02am
"Mr. Hutton entered the bar and walked to the ATM. Once at the ATM, Mr. Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals, Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM," Rickard said.



pfft; had Knooger done that, the ATM would start spitting out $100 bills.

Bill
05-29-2014, 11:30am
He just wanted his f'ing money so he could get some f'ing food cause he was f'ing hungry.

He was tired of getting screwed with ATM fees and wanted a little payback. Seems reasonable. Now, going after the picnic table? That's just sick.


:dance:

island14
05-30-2014, 3:49am
But you got to admit....

He would prolly be fun to party with! :datawiz:

jaxgator
05-30-2014, 7:03am
But you got to admit....

He would prolly be fun to party with! :datawiz:

Oh, I don't know about that Tim. He seems pretty Knoogerish to me. I guess he could be fun to party with. Just don't pass out around him though.

Chuck A
05-30-2014, 8:09am
WTF is wrong with people
very insane, indeed