Man eats free food for a year on first-class ticket...

[lspencer534]

A passenger of China Eastern Airlines used one single first class airplane ticket to eat food for free for an entire year, reports News.co.au.

But, but…how did he pull off such an incredible ploy?

Let us explain. When you have a first class airplane ticket, you can walk right into the VIP airport lounge and grab whatever you want because anything and everything you want—including food—is free.

The man booked a first class ticket on China Eastern Airlines and went to the VIP airport lounge at the Xi’an airport in Shaanxi, China and ate a full meal before his flight. Everything seems normal up to this point, right?

Except, the man never takes the flight. After he finishes eating, the man changes his flight’s departure to the next day and goes back home. Armed with a brand new first class ticket for a new day, he comes back to the airport lounge, and eats another fancy VIP free meal.

He then pushes his flight back again and, once again, eats for free.

Eat. Reschedule flight. Repeat.

The man pretty much got a year’s worth of free meals, seeing that ”he changed his flight itinerary more than 300 times within the year so he could enjoy the facilities at the Xi’an Airport in Shaanxi, China.” Pure freaking genius.

Now for the best part: When China Eastern Airlines started investigating this brave man for changing his flights too many times, he simply canceled his airplane ticket and got a full refund.

How a Genius Man Used One First Class Airplane Ticket to Eat Free for a Year | FirstWeFeast.com (http://firstwefeast.com/eat/genius-man-used-one-first-class-airplane-ticket-eat-free-year/)

[C5SilverBullet]

:lol::lol::lol:

[DAB]

:sneaks:

[CertInsaneC5]

:rofl:

[island14]

I read this story about a year ago and still believe it to be true..

Chinese I have known are truly that cheap.. :yesnod:

Now I really do not mean to offend any Chinese peoples reading this...

And as I have said here before.. just go to a Chinese restaurant and ask for extra napkins, just to see the look on their face.. :lol:

[lspencer534]

I read this story about a year ago and still believe it to be true..

Chinese I have known are truly that cheap.. :yesnod:

Now I really do not mean to offend any Chinese peoples reading this...

And as I have said here before.. just go to a Chinese restaurant and ask for extra napkins, just to see the look on their face.. :lol:

I Chinese. You know jui jitsu or karate, or any other Asian fighting? No? Then I kill you sorry azz.... :D

[DropTheTop]

^^ Being cheap, and being a downright thief are two different things, IMHO.

. . . but my gut tells me this story is fake. :lol:

[Sea Six]

There used to be a 75¢ toll bridge in this area for years.

Once per week, I crossed that bridge to play beach volleyball on a league.

At some point I figured out that if someone comes across with a bill too large, rather than count out a lot of change, the toll booth operator will often just waive you on through. This is most likely due to policy than laziness; they really don't carry all that much money for change because they usually don't need it... plus, it would increase their risk of getting targeted for a robbery.

I always kept a $100 bill in my wallet for just this occasion. It actually got broken for change about twice per year. They always asked me "do you have anything smaller?" And I'd just say, "this is what I've got." They'd give me that "you doofus-head" look and very casually waive me on through.

Hey, it's not my fault they didn't want my money. And it's not my fault they waived me on. :dunno:

[Bill]

There used to be a 75¢ toll bridge in this area for years.

Once per week, I crossed that bridge to play beach volleyball on a league.

At some point I figured out that if someone comes across with a bill too large, rather than count out a lot of change, the toll booth operator will often just waive you on through. This is most likely due to policy than laziness; they really don't carry all that much money for change because they usually don't need it... plus, it would increase their risk of getting targeted for a robbery.

I always kept a $100 bill in my wallet for just this occasion. It actually got broken for change about twice per year. They always asked me "do you have anything smaller?" And I'd just say, "this is what I've got." They'd give me that "you doofus-head" look and very casually waive me on through.

Hey, it's not my fault they didn't want my money. And it's not my fault they waived me on. :dunno:



If you had come through my toll booth, I'd have given you $ 99.25 in change.....in quarters. Of course, I would have been happy to sell you a few bags......

[island14]

If that's true

Of course it's true, it's on the internet..

then all I can say is well played

:iagree:

sir.

Who you calling sir? :island14:

Well played.

So you condone a robber type mentality huh? :island14:



Sorry Chris.. I just always wanted to do that... :Jeff '79:

:cert:

[lspencer534]

There used to be a 75¢ toll bridge in this area for years.

Once per week, I crossed that bridge to play beach volleyball on a league.

At some point I figured out that if someone comes across with a bill too large, rather than count out a lot of change, the toll booth operator will often just waive you on through. This is most likely due to policy than laziness; they really don't carry all that much money for change because they usually don't need it... plus, it would increase their risk of getting targeted for a robbery.

I always kept a $100 bill in my wallet for just this occasion. It actually got broken for change about twice per year. They always asked me "do you have anything smaller?" And I'd just say, "this is what I've got." They'd give me that "you doofus-head" look and very casually waive me on through.

Hey, it's not my fault they didn't want my money. And it's not my fault they waived me on. :dunno:

*waved

[island14]

I Chinese. You know jui jitsu or karate, or any other Asian fighting? No? Then I kill you sorry azz.... :D
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Wa bushi wang ta!.....

[lspencer534]

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

U Chinese U Sue..........


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Wa bushi wang ta!.....

Mrs. Wang is not a teacher?

[island14]

My weak attempt to speak Chinese.

I was actually married to one years ago, my first and only wife before I moved to Asia.

beautiful girl.. ugly heart.

[lspencer534]

My weak attempt to speak Chinese.

I was actually married to one years ago, my first and only wife before I moved to Asia.

beautiful girl.. ugly heart.

Not important. How was the slanted puzzy?

[99 pewtercoupe]

My weak attempt to speak Chinese.

I was actually married to one years ago, my first and only wife before I moved to Asia.

beautiful girl.. ugly heart.

I hate to say this but I believe I am becoming xenophobic as far as Chinese. I not only dislike dealing with our Chinese customers, I really don't trust our own Chinese employees to deliver accurate factual info about what is going on over there. It seems like they are always trying to change the deal in their favor.

[island14]

Not important. How was the slanted puzzy?

It no get on your Chin when you eat it. :datawiz:

[lspencer534]

I hate to say this but I believe I am becoming xenophobic as far as Chinese. I not only dislike dealing with our Chinese customers, I really don't trust our own Chinese employees to deliver accurate factual info about what is going on over there. It seems like they are always trying to change the deal in their favor.

Huh? You probably even think that the Chinese Government would lie....

[99 pewtercoupe]

Huh? You probably even think that the Chinese Government would lie....

Like a fecking rug!

[lspencer534]

It no get on your Chin when you eat it. :datawiz:

So they kiss you afterwards before you wipe it on the sheets, eh?

[Sea Six]

It no get on your Chin when you eat it. :datawiz:

Slanted pus sy is G E W D pu ssy



:hurray:




:drool:

[GTRain]

I have been to that airport...you can keep the food.

:puke:

[Blademaker]

There used to be a 75¢ toll bridge in this area for years.

Once per week, I crossed that bridge to play beach volleyball on a league.

At some point I figured out that if someone comes across with a bill too large, rather than count out a lot of change, the toll booth operator will often just waive you on through. This is most likely due to policy than laziness; they really don't carry all that much money for change because they usually don't need it... plus, it would increase their risk of getting targeted for a robbery.

I always kept a $100 bill in my wallet for just this occasion. It actually got broken for change about twice per year. They always asked me "do you have anything smaller?" And I'd just say, "this is what I've got." They'd give me that "you doofus-head" look and very casually waive me on through.

Hey, it's not my fault they didn't want my money. And it's not my fault they waived me on. :dunno:

*wave

You were waved through.

One may waive their rights..........

[lspencer534]

I have been to that airport...you can keep the food.

:puke:

Even the VIP lounge?

[DAB]

well, it was chinese food. he'd go home everyday, and still be hungry...

[Sea Six]

*wave

You were waved through.

One may waive their rights..........

Well, they did waive the toll.

:D

[onedef92]

It's a wonder he didn't get Hung Chow (Chinese food constipation) on more than one occasion, though. :flush:

[VITE1]

I have been to that airport...you can keep the food.

:puke:

:iagree:

VIP in most China airports means the bathrooms are cleaned at least once a month.