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That island14 posted about that was over there writing a book?
Looks like his new book is about to be released - he just posted the cover
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LBFM's ROCK :seasix::Sexy::shots:
island14
05-09-2014, 12:32pm
He warned me it was not gonna be good, And Opra would be pissed... :lol:
$ 13/book? He's gonna be rich, biatch!
island14
05-09-2014, 12:38pm
I would love to hear Opra interview him.. :D
will it have pop-ups and pictures, or just lots of words? :blabla:
island14
05-09-2014, 12:47pm
His Last book...
Killing Sheep: The Righteous Insurgent: Mark Blackard: 9781936956005: Amazon.com: Books@@AMEPARAM@@http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YjGSyA90L.@@AMEPARAM@@51YjGSyA90L
He came by the house and gave me a copy.. I'm half way through it and it is a great read so far!
:cert:
Shrike6
05-09-2014, 1:46pm
I predict this will not go well...
island14
05-09-2014, 1:53pm
I predict this will not go well...
:iagree:
And exactly why he will sell a lot of copys.. :yesnod:
island14
05-09-2014, 1:55pm
And by the way..
He double dog dares Opra to discuss it with him.. :D
And by the way..
He double dog dares Opra to discuss it with him.. :D
As you saw when I was there and heard some if the other guys talking about the women there, I politely walked away each time. You can see this happening all around you there if you go to the right places. But as you also see, those women also talk and can burn you real quick as well. :Jeff '79:
You know who I am talking about
island14
05-09-2014, 2:11pm
Not sure who you are talking about Rob, but do know a few were checking you out
island14
05-09-2014, 11:58pm
As you saw when I was there and heard some if the other guys talking about the women there, I politely walked away each time. You can see this happening all around you there if you go to the right places. But as you also see, those women also talk and can burn you real quick as well. :Jeff '79:
You know who I am talking about
Oh yeah... that guy.. :rofl:
He created his own problems....
I have no sympathy for him.
I was deep into the Rhum last night when posting so had planned to check my post history to see if I was here.. :datawiz:
When I got your email this morning I didn't know what you were talking about.
:D
island14
05-10-2014, 12:07am
The last time Mark was here he was with his editor trying to finish up his new book, and also had a girl with him so did not get to see him much.
He writes just like he talks, so I can almost hear him speaking when I read this.
It sounds like a good read.. :Jeff '79:
The King's Chronicles: how to escape the wrath of American women and live like a king (http://www.markblackard.com/kings-chronicles/)
PREFACE
and words of caution
Most of this book was written while I was under the influence of rum—plain and simple. Realize that up front. If it wasn’t rum, it was beer or occasionally Jack Daniel’s whiskey. The majority of the words were typed out on my laptop as I sat in some sleazy bar in the back alleys of Southeast Asia or the Philippines. With less than reputable women simultaneously rubbing my back and feeding me mangoes, it’s the perfect environment to be creative, I can assure you.
Therefore, some of the grammar and sentence structure might not be in line with what you would consider good literary prose. The tone is colloquial because that’s the only way I know how to write and talk. If you’re searching for pure literary genius, you’ve definitely got the wrong book. I suggest Hemingway, instead.
For my female friends in America: I realize you may disown me after reading this text. I am prepared for that. However, the culture has to be challenged. If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn’t, just enjoy the stories.
With those disclaimers out of the way, let me get to some more important information about this work of art. This book contains graphic and profane language, detailed references to sex, pornography, fornication, drunkenness, adultery, and what most conservatives consider overall bad behavior. Reader discretion is strongly advised. In other words, you don’t want your daughter reading this book. If you have a son, buy two copies and have him memorize the words.
CertInsaneC5
05-10-2014, 3:51am
The last time Mark was here he was with his editor trying to finish up his new book, and also had a girl with him so did not get to see him much.
He writes just like he talks, so I can almost hear him speaking when I read this.
It sounds like a good read.. :Jeff '79:
The King's Chronicles: how to escape the wrath of American women and live like a king (http://www.markblackard.com/kings-chronicles/)
PREFACE
and words of caution
Most of this book was written while I was under the influence of rum—plain and simple. Realize that up front. If it wasn’t rum, it was beer or occasionally Jack Daniel’s whiskey. The majority of the words were typed out on my laptop as I sat in some sleazy bar in the back alleys of Southeast Asia or the Philippines. With less than reputable women simultaneously rubbing my back and feeding me mangoes, it’s the perfect environment to be creative, I can assure you.
Therefore, some of the grammar and sentence structure might not be in line with what you would consider good literary prose. The tone is colloquial because that’s the only way I know how to write and talk. If you’re searching for pure literary genius, you’ve definitely got the wrong book. I suggest Hemingway, instead.
For my female friends in America: I realize you may disown me after reading this text. I am prepared for that. However, the culture has to be challenged. If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn’t, just enjoy the stories.
With those disclaimers out of the way, let me get to some more important information about this work of art. This book contains graphic and profane language, detailed references to sex, pornography, fornication, drunkenness, adultery, and what most conservatives consider overall bad behavior. Reader discretion is strongly advised. In other words, you don’t want your daughter reading this book. If you have a son, buy two copies and have him memorize the words.
I have got to get this book. :lol: :cert:
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