A couple for you golfers........

[Kerrmudgeon]

CBS GOLF ANNOUNCER......FEHERTY

Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer, who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind ... (probably always on time delay these days).

He said one day, "It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."

OtherFeherty Quotes:

"Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."

"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."

" I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."

Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."

Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime -"VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin." (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at this one.)

"That's a great shot with that swing."

"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."

At Augusta 2011 - "It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."

"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."

"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."

"That green appears smaller than a Pygmie's nipple". :rofl:

[CertInsaneC5]

:funniest: :funniest: :funniest:

Good thing I put my coffee down before reading that. :leaving:

[Sneaks]

Feherty once asked his caddie on a par five, "can I get home from here?"
His caddie responded, "I doont know. Where ye live lad?"
On another hole he asked the caddie if he could carry a bunker on a dogleg. The caddie said, "Good gawd no mon. There must be at least 5 ton of sand in that ting."

[island14]

:lol:

[99 pewtercoupe]

David Feherty is a real hoot to watch.
He also has his own TV show on the golf channel where he interviews famous pro golfers. Some of the conversations get pretty amusing

[Ruffy]

:rofl:

[Cybercowboy]

My dad mentioned once that he'd love to play a round with Feherty. I told him "At least get a room." He looked at me funny and about two hours later started laughing for no reason, he'd finally got it. :D