Here lies the body of Sea Six

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Desperately wanted to bang some chicks

But ended up with a bag of dicks.

[Sea Six]

H8R555 60nn4 h8ate




:dance:

[DukeAllen]

You two need to consummate your bromance
:D

[Burro (He/Haw)]

You two need to consummate your bromance
:D

Jeff has to go first. :Jeff '79:

[Sea Six]

Thomas and Jeff are already common law spouses.

Get a room, you two. :ack:

[DukeAllen]

Jeff has to go first. :Jeff '79:

I thought it was more about who finishes first? :funny:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I thought it was more about who finishes first? :funny:

Sea is happy if his man finishes first. Internal creampie. :leaving:

[OddBall]

:Jeff '79:

[Kevin_73]

Jeff has to go first. :Jeff '79:

I guess that means you are hoping for sloppy seconds! :puke:

Edit:
And post #7 confirms it!

[DukeAllen]

I guess that means you are hoping for sloppy seconds! :puke:

Edit:
And post #7 confirms it!

:iagree:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1901490/family-guy-projectile-vomit-o.gif

[Jeff '79]

Desperately wanted to bang some chicks

But ended up with a bag of dicks.

:rofl::rofl: That poor basturd!

[Bucwheat]

Oh you nasty boys,wait did Miss Jackson ,oh yea.:dance:

[Sea Six]

Sea Six don't swing that way. But Thomas and Jeff sure do start conjuring up some serious, vivid homosexual fantasies whenever they see me posting, now, don't they? And neither one can hold themselves back from telling us all about what they're thinking on this open forum, too!

Hey, Thomas, I sure don't want to hurt your feelings or judge you in any way. That goes for you too, Jeff. You two obviously derive some powerful sexual urges when you think of the Sea Sixter.

I'm a libertarian, so I'll just tell both of you that you can feel free to just explode with your sexual passion any time you feel like. Post away! You both obviously get off on it!

Happy fantasizin' y'all!

:seasix:

[Jeff '79]

Sea Six don't swing that way. But Thomas and Jeff sure do start conjuring up some serious, vivid homosexual fantasies whenever they see me posting, now, don't they? And neither one can hold themselves back from telling us all about what they're thinking on this open forum, too!

Hey, Thomas, I sure don't want to hurt your feelings or judge you in any way. That goes for you too, Jeff. You two obviously derive some powerful sexual urges when you think of the Sea Sixter.

I'm a libertarian, so I'll just tell both of you that you can feel free to just explode with your sexual passion any time you feel like. Post away! You both obviously get off on it!

Happy fantasizin' y'all!

:seasix:

:rofl::rofl:

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/tumblr_m9hg71xIMc1r0sc3eo1_400_zps96c9a18e.gif

[Sea Six]

It's ok, Jeff. Don't feel ashamed, it's who you are.

Let your fantasies flow. Express yourself the way God intended for you.

I'd let your wife know though, if she doesn't already.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

"Sea Sixter?" And you're calling ME teh ghey?
:lol:

You're a funny guy gerbildroppings. :lol:

[Sea Six]

Now you're fantasizing about gerbils. Man, you're just really churning out the gay thoughts, aren't you Thomas?

It's ok, I'm not criticizing you for having these things running through your head. I wouldn't say you're obsessed, but you definitely have firmly established a healthy interest in such topics.

Does your wife know about the level of your concentration on homoeroticism, Thomas? I mean, the way you drivel on and on about it in this forum, I find it difficult to believe she doesn't at least suspect your gay bent.

[Jeff '79]

Poor Sea.... Look at her...


http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/Smirk_zps9031a6df.jpg

[Jeff '79]

Oops... Wrong pic meat gazer...

You look like you enjoy it waaayy too much..

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/assclown_zps73c64c9a.jpg

[Sea Six]

What, no more gay fantasies about me?

Gonna switch to some elementary-school level of name calling at me now, are you, Jeff?

[Jeff '79]

Gonna switch to some elementary-school level of name calling at me now, are you, Jeff?

Oops... Wrong pic meat gazer...

You look like you enjoy it waaayy too much..

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/assclown_zps73c64c9a.jpg

If ass clown is name calling, then I guess so....:rofl:

[DAB]

This thread is a waste of electrons.

[Sea Six]

If ass clown is name calling, then I guess so....:rofl:

It's ok, Jeff. I understand you can't help yourself.

I'm here to help you come to grips with your gay obsession with me. Don't try to deny it... cherish it! Let your mind flourish with new ideas!

[Jeff '79]

It's ok, Jeff. I understand you can't help yourself.

I'm here to help you come to grips with your gay obsession with me. Don't try to deny it... cherish it! Let your mind flourish with new ideas!

Yes, you would be the expert in switching a man, but I'll pass.
Save it for someone more suitable to your taste.

[DukeAllen]

This thread is a waste of electrons.

It's a learning experience.

[Sea Six]

Tapering off for the evening?

Don't worry, Jeff... next time you see me posting and you just can't help yourself but draft a bunch of homoerotica about me, don't worry about it... it's in your very core as a human being (apparently). You haven't been able to contain yourself up until now... it's hardly likely you'll develop any self control in the near future.

And if you need to, feel free to remind yourself "it's ok to be gay- dreaming about any man Jeff '79 desires."

Same for you, Thomas.

:seasix:

[Jeff '79]

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/laugh_zpsf0a6e756.gif

:seasix:

[Sea Six]

This thread is a waste of electrons.

It's a learning experience.

Hey, hey, hey, Doug and Duke.

Don't you be gay-bashing on Jeff and Thomas. I won't allow it.

They each have uncontrollable, irrefutable urges to share with The Vette Barn an apparently bottomless pit full of homosexual dreams about me.

Whether it stems from genuine gay urges or they're just testing the waters so to speak, seeing how they really feel about their gayness, that's for them to decide.

And nobody on this forum is going to deny them the right to be as fruity as they want.

Nobody.

Everyone's welcome here.

[DukeAllen]

You know you're hitting on both of them because you want to be anally raped with a gerbil by them, while the Village People play in the background. :yesnod:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Same for you, Thomas
Sorry, life interrupted.

I understand Sea. Men bring out the wolf in you. Which is remarkable, because you're at the age when the wolf should be highly disinclined and not out and about in search of prey as you did in the old, hard-bitten years.

As you roar off in hot pursuit of your next conquest, consider that you're an aging beast. Find your life partner, and settle into a sedate and tranquil life. The young Berzerker that was Sea Six is gone my friend.

:cert:

:D

[99 pewtercoupe]

You two make such a cute couple with your constant teasing each other:lol:

[Sea Six]

Sorry, life interrupted.

I understand Sea. Men bring out the wolf in you. Which is remarkable, because you're at the age when the wolf should be highly disinclined and not out and about in search of prey as you did in the old, hard-bitten years.

As you roar off in hot pursuit of your next conquest, consider that you're an aging beast. Find your life partner, and settle into a sedate and tranquil life. The young Berzerker that was Sea Six is gone my friend.

:cert:

:D


Oh, FFS.

:funniest:

[jaxgator]

Pure faggotry I tell ya! :fruit: