Here lies the body of Mary Lee

[Sea Six]

died at the age of a hundred and three.

For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity. :yesnod:


:dance:

[ApexOversteer]

Show me the way to go home... I'm tired and I wanna go to bed... I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head...

[Grey Ghost]

Flogging Molly's - Seven Drunken Nights - YouTube

[Mirroredshades]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
These rhymes suck
And so do you.

:D

[Sneaks]

You're gonna need a bigger boat......

[ApexOversteer]

Slow ahead. I can go slow ahead. Come down here and ladle some of this shit!

[ApexOversteer]

Smile you sonuvabitch!

[Sea Six]

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.


:beer:

[Bucwheat]

:cert:

[ApexOversteer]

Amity means friendship.

[Fasglas]

Farewell and adieu all ye fair Spanish ladies...

[OddBall]

Queen Fat Bottom Girls - YouTube

[Sea Six]

This was no boating accident.




It was a shark. :eek:

[ApexOversteer]

Cage goes in the water... you go in the water... shark is in the water... http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/smileys/music_note.png Farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/smileys/music_note.png ...

[Sea Six]

I want my cup back!!!

[ApexOversteer]

You yell 'barracuda', people go 'huh, what?' You yell 'shark'... and we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth Of July.

[ApexOversteer]

I want my cup back!!!

"Can you do that?"

"I can do anything. I'm the Chief Of Police."

[Sea Six]

Is that three thousand bucks cash or check?

[ApexOversteer]

"That's a twenty-footer."

"Twenty-five. Three tons of 'im."

[ApexOversteer]

Is that three thousand bucks cash or check?

Mrs. Kintner must've put her ad in Field And Stream.

[Sea Six]

The students have been... Karate-ing the picket fence!

[Sea Six]

I'm Chief Brody! I'm Chief Brody!

[Sea Six]

Aye aye, Captain! Aaaaarrrr!

[ApexOversteer]

They're gonna wish their fathers had never met their mothers, when they start tearing out their bottoms out on those rocks!

[ApexOversteer]

It's only an island if you look at it from the water.

[Sea Six]

We'll drink to your leg! We'll drink to my leg!

[Sea Six]

Mary Ellen Moffatt.

She broke my heart.

[ApexOversteer]

I'm Chief Brody! I'm Chief Brody!

"Martin hates boats. Martin sits in the car on the ferry from the mainland. It's a childhood thing I guess... there's a name for it..."

"Drowning."

[ApexOversteer]

Anyway... we delivered the bomb.

[Sea Six]

... lifeless, black eyes... like a doll's eyes....

[Sea Six]

"You were born here?"

"Yeah, I'm an islander!"

[ApexOversteer]

Look ma, I got bit by a vampiah.

[Sea Six]

Give us a kiss.

[Sea Six]

Come on in the water!

[Sea Six]

You mean just me, or the whole family?

[ApexOversteer]

That is some bad hat, Harry.

[Sea Six]

I've just put on some lotion, and I'm trying to absorb some rays from the sun.

[Sea Six]

Pippen! Pippen!

[ApexOversteer]

You got smooth hands, Mr. Hooper, city hands, you been countin' money all your life.

[Sea Six]

ARE you GOING to CLOSE THE BEACH?

[Sea Six]

He didn't eat a car, did he?

[Sea Six]

NEVER.

You weren't born here, you're not an islander.

[Sea Six]

That's not funny.

I don't think that's funny at all.

[ApexOversteer]

Naw, like a Tiger shark they're the garbage cans of the ocean. Someone probably threw that in a river.

[Sea Six]

That's not funny.

That's not funny at all.

[ApexOversteer]

I seen one eat a rockin' chair once.

[Sea Six]

I think... yes... a boating accident.

[ApexOversteer]

This is not the time, nor the place to perform some half-assed autopsy on a fish!

[Sea Six]

"Only temporarily! Only temporarily!"

"I didn't agree to that!"

[ApexOversteer]

A cloud has appeared on the horizon of this beautiful resort community, a cloud in the shape of a killer shark.

[Sea Six]

This is not the time, nor the place to perform some half-assed autopsy on a fish!

:funnier:

[Sea Six]

A cloud has appeared on the horizon of this beautiful resort community, a cloud in the shape of a killer shark.

- Peter Benchley

[ApexOversteer]

I value my neck a lot more than three-thousand dollars, Chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him and kill him for ten. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

[Sea Six]

Sh-sh-SHARK! The... SHARK!

[Sea Six]

I was... I was acting in the town's best interest.

[ApexOversteer]

You'd like to prove that, wouldn't you. Get your name in the National Geographic.

[Sea Six]

That's compressed air!!!!

[Sea Six]

Don't look back!! SWIM!

[ApexOversteer]

I was... I was acting in the town's best interest.

Martin, my kids were on that beach too.

[ApexOversteer]

That's compressed air!!!!

Next time, ask me which line to pull, ok Chief?

[Sea Six]

You were on the Indianapolis?

[ApexOversteer]

Don't look back!! SWIM!

Can we go home now?

[Sea Six]

Hey, I don't need this macho cowboy BULLSHIT!

[Sea Six]

Three thousand dollars'll buy a lot of meat.

[Sea Six]

Did you hear your father, out of the water, NOW??!

[ApexOversteer]

Did you know that we don't even know how long they live?

[Sea Six]

I think it's a muh-KO.

[Sea Six]

It's a carcarion carcarious.

[ApexOversteer]

It's a carcarrion carcarrious.

*Carcharodon carcharias

[ApexOversteer]

"It's a Tiger shark."

"A whaaaaat?"

[Sea Six]

Alex Kintner, you're getting positively wrinkled!

[Sea Six]

*Carcharodon carcharias

Yeah, whatever. I'm going by memory. Whatever it sounded like. :funny:

[Sea Six]

"It's a Tiger shark."

"A whaaaaat?"

:funnier:

I swear, I hear the actors' voices in my head for every one of these lines... I've seen the movie so much.

[ApexOversteer]

All this machine does is eat and swim and make little sharks.

[Sea Six]

What's your name?

Chrisssyyyy!

Where are we going?

Swimming!

[Sea Six]

All I'm saying, is, it may not be the same shark that killed Alex Kintner.

[Sea Six]

You gonna eat that?

[Sea Six]

How's that sound?

Like you're from New York!

[Sea Six]

He is perfectly safe... he is in a BOAT!

[ApexOversteer]

:funnier:

I swear, I hear the actors' voices in my head for every one of these lines... I've seen the movie so much.

Same for me, especially Robert Shaw. Quint is such a great character. One of my favorite scenes was actually cut from the film originally, but was restored and put back. It illustrates that special kind of asshole that Quint was...


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[ApexOversteer]

How's that sound?

Like you're from New York!

The kids are in the yahd, not fah from the cah.

[Sea Six]

Same for me, especially Robert Shaw. Quint is such a great character. One of my favorite scenes was actually cut from the film originally, but was restored and put back. It illustrates that special kind of asshole that Quint was...


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Holy hell! Never saw that one.

[Sea Six]

You wanna fool around?

Oh, yeah.

[Sea Six]

I don't have any spit.

[ApexOversteer]

What are you, some kind of half-assed astronaut?

[ApexOversteer]

Hooper you idiot! Starboard! Ain't ya watchin!?

[Sea Six]

You're scared to go in the water!

[Sea Six]

I've been trying to remember the line of the nurse when she came out of the ER right after the beach scene.

[ApexOversteer]

I've been trying to remember the line of the nurse when she came out of the ER right after the beach scene.

I remember Micheal telling Ellen he wanted his Matchbox cars and coffee ice cream, but not what the Nurse says.

[Sea Six]

I remember Micheal telling Ellen he wanted his Matchbox cars and coffee ice cream, but not what the Nurse says.

That may have been it.