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DukeAllen
04-20-2014, 10:35pm
A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Luciano was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Luciano reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.
The sex finally ends and, again, Luciano smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied.
Luciano reaches for the woman yet again.
Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Luciano falls onto his back, gasping..
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"


Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,
………no I’m Swedish

73sbVert
04-20-2014, 11:01pm
:toetap:












:rofl:

RED-85-Z51
04-21-2014, 12:11am
you misspelled Finnish, but otherwise, good show.

DukeAllen
04-21-2014, 12:20am
you misspelled Finnish, but otherwise, good show.

Says the man who's never finished :rofl:

RED-85-Z51
04-21-2014, 12:24am
Says the man who's never finished :rofl:


i always finish...sometimes 3-4 times, normally alone.

DukeAllen
04-21-2014, 12:30am
i always finish...sometimes 3-4 times, normally alone.

What do you do with the other 23 hours and 57 minutes of your day? :D
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/60/60648f673e6ee7c58903c4d6759c960ad3866085872ac35d7aee404d14de2a7f.jpg

RED-85-Z51
04-21-2014, 12:52am
What do you do with the other 23 hours and 57 minutes of your day? :D
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/60/60648f673e6ee7c58903c4d6759c960ad3866085872ac35d7aee404d14de2a7f.jpg

Make money and post on VBOT...

NavyC5
04-21-2014, 2:30am
Says the man who's never finished :rofl:

You've got to start to be able to finish

island14
04-21-2014, 6:01am
You've got to start to be able to finish

beat me toit.. :D