A little C4 Fun [Archive] - The Vette Barn

Frizlefrak

01-24-2011, 12:58am

You know you're a C4 driver when.....

1. You live in mortal fear of Wal-Mart bags on the road.
2. People in 5 year old Hyundais that are worth more than your car stop and tell you "must be nice to able to afford a Corvette".
3. You find yourself flogging your L98 to keep up with your wife in the minivan as you follow her to work.
4. You needed 15 stitches on your arm after changing a tail light bulb on your 87.
5. You check and recheck the targa bolts 12 times so you won't join the FRC (Flying Roof Club)
6. You take out a second mortgage on your house for weatherstripping.
7. You are more worried about Optispark failure than your cholesterol.
8. You snub C5 owners in traffic secretly hoping they'll initiate "the wave"
9. You've had a recent nightmare involving heater core failure.
10. You're a C4Gen refugee, and suddenly find yourself addicted to "The Barn"

...............continue....................

Dogfish246

01-24-2011, 1:00am

Your smile is from ear to ear and wont go away while in the C4

Taurus

01-24-2011, 1:02am

11. You convince yourself that your car is tight and free of rattles and squeaks by turning up the radio.
12. You can no longer walk upright from getting in and out of your C4.
13. You come to accept the fact that your car was designed from a door stop.
14. You find out that wheels CAN be put on backwards.

C4fan

01-24-2011, 9:25am

15. You've invested $12,000 in a car that you paid $7,000 for and will be worth $6,000 by next year.

Frizlefrak

01-24-2011, 9:32am

16. You tell people you changed a fuel pump in 20 minutes and they laugh and call you a liar.

Sweet 90

01-24-2011, 10:32am

17) We still have our own teeth and do not require Viagara:D

socalman

01-24-2011, 10:57am

16. You tell people you changed a fuel pump in 20 minutes and they laugh and call you a liar.

18. You tell people you changed your distributor cap (opti) and it took you the weekend, they laugh and call you an idiot.

socalman

01-24-2011, 11:00am

19. How fast does it go? oh, 150-160. Depending on traffic.

Sweet 90

01-24-2011, 11:04am

20) There are at least 50 1983 Vettes owners now:D

Sweet 90

01-24-2011, 11:14am

21) We also have world famous trolls:hurray:

j-vette

01-24-2011, 11:18am

17) We still have our own teeth and do not require Viagara:D

:lol:

Taurus

01-24-2011, 11:30am

22. Your car's color is named after a men's cologne.

Sweet 90

01-24-2011, 11:33am

22. Your car's color is named after a men's cologne.
Aqua Velva??:hurray:

socalman

01-24-2011, 12:13pm

22. Your car's color is named after a men's cologne.

and here I though it was named after the Road Apples left on the field

PLRX

01-24-2011, 1:37pm

23. Even though hundreds of C4 owners already installed a 160 thermostats a noob C4 owner would ask again to re-affirm its potential.

Frizlefrak

01-24-2011, 2:08pm

Aqua Velva??:hurray:

No silly.....Stetson. :lol:

Wait....those come in a variety of colors....must be aqua velva

PLRX

01-24-2011, 2:37pm

No silly.....Stetson. :lol:

Wait....those come in a variety of colors....must be aqua velva

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/jack.jpg

Frizlefrak

01-24-2011, 4:37pm

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/jack.jpg

BAN HIM!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

PLRX

01-24-2011, 5:23pm

BAN HIM!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

I'm going to buy a jack stand and will paint it green. Everytime I attend a Corvette event I will put it next to my Vette.

Taurus

01-24-2011, 6:28pm

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/jack.jpg

Personally, I am offended. :lolsmile:

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

01-24-2011, 6:49pm

24. You spend more time on the forum discussing non-vette topics than you spend in your vette.:D

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/fat_man.jpg

Taurus

01-24-2011, 6:51pm

25. You spend more time working on your C4 than driving it.

nypearson

01-24-2011, 6:59pm

26 you spend your time on corvette forums defending your car, when out in the real world eveyone likes your car

socalman

01-24-2011, 7:39pm

Personally, I am offended. :lolsmile:

Better?

http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu84/socalman/jack.jpg

PLRX

01-24-2011, 7:56pm

There was a Pologreen 40th Anniversary?:confused5:

Sweet 90

01-24-2011, 8:07pm

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/jack.jpg
:lolsmile::lolsmile:
Someone should make that their Avatar on CF:D

Taurus

01-24-2011, 8:12pm

:lolsmile::lolsmile:
Someone should make that their Avatar on CF:D

I'll use the 40th Anniversary one, I still have a life or two left there.........

PLRX

01-24-2011, 9:56pm

Its amazing how come something that got me banned is slowly evolving.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/JackCE.jpg

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/Jack40th.jpg

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/JackGS.jpg

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/JackCFI.jpg

navyndi2

01-25-2011, 12:13am

27, you've spent 3 times more than you paid for it. :cheers:

Dogfish246

01-25-2011, 12:23am

28. Your the coolest kid at school and everyone stares at you as you drive by in slow motion with the top down and music playing on a nice spring afternoon!

Lrod

01-25-2011, 1:50am

44.) When you attend C-4 events and your surrounded by some truly strange people who spend way too much money on their cars.

RedLS1GTO

01-25-2011, 8:18am

29.) You own 9 sets of sockets. The 10mm and 13mm are missing from every one of them.

RedLS1GTO

01-25-2011, 8:18am

...and I think Lrod might need a little help counting. :D

Ch@0s

01-25-2011, 4:43pm

Wtf is going on in here..It's like the old folks home party room :D :leaving:
Carry on :lolsmile:

j-vette

01-25-2011, 4:47pm

...and I think Lrod might need a little help counting. :D

:lol:

Frizlefrak

01-25-2011, 9:47pm

Wtf is going on in here..It's like the old folks home party room :D :leaving:
Carry on :lolsmile:

Hey....who the flip are you calling ol.....oh....wait....nevermind. Guess we are getting long in the tooth. :lol:

socalman

01-25-2011, 9:49pm

Wtf is going on in here..It's like the old folks home party room :D :leaving:
Carry on :lolsmile:

30. You know he's a C4 owner when half the engine is on the kitchen table

PLRX

01-25-2011, 9:53pm

30. You know he's a C4 owner when half the engine is on the kitchen table

:iagree:

Not the kitchen but, I had my whole living room as the LT4 storage room

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/CELT434.jpg

socalman

01-25-2011, 10:01pm

:iagree:

Not the kitchen but, I had my whole living room as the LT4 storage room

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/CELT434.jpg

and you have a 3 car garage!

Such a C4 guy :lolsmile:

PLRX

01-25-2011, 10:04pm

and you have a 3 car garage!

Such a C4 guy :lolsmile:

:D

There is enough evidence to convict me

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Max%20Jax/MaxJax52.jpg

BADRACR1

01-25-2011, 10:28pm

I really needed this thread. Been feeling a little depressed tonight, and you idiots made me laugh several times. Thanks guys.
And for the record, I'm an idiot too. I've had three C4's. I love 'em. More fun than anything I've ever had to drive!

Ch@0s

01-25-2011, 11:20pm

30. You know he's a C4 owner when half the engine is on the kitchen table

I was going to argue.. but your right.. :o_o:
I put it on the Vette tonight.:D

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/picture.php?albumid=11920&pictureid=73498

Taurus

01-25-2011, 11:24pm

I was going to argue.. but your right.. :o_o:
I put it on the Vette tonight.:D

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/picture.php?albumid=11920&pictureid=73498

All it needs now is some ambient lighting gracing it's presence, maybe a subtle blue under hood light.............:leaving:

BADRACR1

01-25-2011, 11:29pm

All it needs now is some ambient lighting gracing it's presence, maybe a subtle blue under hood light.............:leaving:

Ooooh yeah! Rice it out!!:o_o:

Ch@0s

01-25-2011, 11:33pm

All it needs now is some ambient lighting gracing it's presence, maybe a subtle blue under hood light.............:leaving:

sorry, it was dark:30.. :yesnod:
No rice for me :)

Taurus

01-25-2011, 11:37pm

sorry, it was dark:30.. :yesnod:
No rice for me :)

I know some guys at the WRX forum that would give you some tips, want me to ask?:D

Ch@0s

01-25-2011, 11:42pm

I know some guys at the WRX forum that would give you some tips, want me to ask?:D

That would be funny. WRX with a HSR :confused5:

PLRX

01-25-2011, 11:59pm

That would be funny. WRX with a HSR :confused5:

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Hokie/HokiesWRX.jpg

Frizlefrak

01-26-2011, 12:31am

and you have a 3 car garage!

Such a C4 guy :lolsmile:

Jealous. Very jealous. :D

I really needed this thread. Been feeling a little depressed tonight, and you idiots made me laugh several times. Thanks guys.
And for the record, I'm an idiot too. I've had three C4's. I love 'em. More fun than anything I've ever had to drive!

We're here to help. :cheers:

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Hokie/HokiesWRX.jpg

How do Hokie and that damned Renegade keep popping up everywhere? I swear he's an apparition of some kind.:lol:

PLRX

01-26-2011, 12:46am

How do Hokie and that damned Renegade keep popping up everywhere? I swear he's an apparition of some kind.:lol:

I'm hoping for him to show up and asked WTF is it with you? Mr. Thailand did it the bitch way, he complaint to a moderator. That's why he bought a blue Vette.