Another one for the ladies: Gilligan, The Professor, The Skipper or Mr. Howell?

[Sea Six]

Hypothetically speaking, let's say you're marooned on a desert island. No phone, no pool, no lights... not a single luxury.

Your name is Mary Ann. Or maybe Ginger. Or even Mrs. Howell.

You, being a woman, can realistically have (in the Biblical sense) any of the available males.

Which would you choose, and why?

Gilligan:
http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Galleries/Imported/ShowPix/Jonathan/imagesA_M/gilligans-isIand.jpg

The Skipper:
http://tvland.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/gilligans_island/cast/gilligans_island_jonas_the_skipper_grumby.jpg?width=150&height=200

The Professor:
http://localtvwiti.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/professor.jpg?w=400

Mr. Howell:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/Thurston_Howell,_III.jpg







Of course, what I'm really asking is if pudgy, middle aged white guys like me have a chance at scoring with a woman, even on a desert island, if they're not rich or super smart or good at making wimmenz laugh.

:leaving:

[LATB]

Not a woman but, knowing a thing or two about them I'd say:

She would want a man with the professors smarts and good looks...Mr Howell's bank account...the skippers sense of humor...and Gillian's boyhood charm.

And that my friends is why women are so complicated

Whereas, us men are simple...and would prolly do Mary Anne, Ginger, and even Mrs Howell given the chance. All in the same weekend if necessary.

[Sea Six]

Not a woman but, knowing a thing or two about them I'd say:

She would want a man with the professors smarts and good looks...Mr Howell's bank account...the skippers sense of humor...and Gillian's boyhood charm.

And that my friends is why women are so complicated

Whereas, us men are simple...and would prolly do Mary Anne, Ginger, and even Mrs Howell given the chance. All in the same weekend if necessary.

Spot on! :hurray:


:Jeff '79:

[Jeff '79]

Not a woman but, knowing a thing or two about them I'd say:

She would want a man with the professors smarts and good looks...Mr Howell's bank account...the skippers sense of humor...and Gillian's boyhood charm.

And that my friends is why women are so complicated

Whereas, us men are simple...and would prolly do Mary Anne, Ginger, and even Mrs Howell given the chance. All in the same weekend if necessary.

:Jeff '79: Tru dat!

[DukeAllen]

Whereas, us men are simple...and would prolly do Mary Anne, Ginger, and even Mrs Howell given the chance. All in the same day if at all possible.

fixed

[onedef92]

It would appear the VBOT slims have wisely chosen not to touch this one with...

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/h77EC52C4_zpsdb4a8c36.jpg

and shit.

[Barn Babe]

I figured this was a no-brainer! The Professor! :smash:

[Grey Ghost]

She would want a man with the professors smarts and good looks...Mr Howell's bank account...the skippers sense of humor...and Gillian's boyhood charm.


Maybe for long term...But, you know they've been scoping out their packages down at the lagoon.

[Sea Six]

I figured this was a no-brainer! The Professor! :smash:

:hurray:

Thanks for playing!

I was afraid I'd crossed over into Creepy Guy Posting territory. :sadangel:




:coolest:

[onedef92]

:hurray:

Thanks for playing!

I was afraid I'd crossed over into Creepy Guy Posting territory. :sadangel:




:coolest:

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Stupid%20Stuff/lecherous.jpg

[jaxgator]

Just looked at the results of the poll. :funny:

[island14]

Spot on! :hurray:


:Jeff '79:


:iagree:

No Chit, he hit it dead on.... :rofl:

[island14]

Just looked at the results of the poll. :funny:

Not too hard to figure out who that was with only one vote.... :lol: