A Touching Golf Story

[Defib1961]

Jim stood over his tee shot on
the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an
eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked
down, waggled again, but didn't start his back
swing. Finally his exasperated
partner asked, 'What the hell is taking
so long?' 'My wife is watching me
from the clubhouse balcony,' Jim explained. 'I want to
make a perfect shot.' His companion
said, 'You don't have a
chance in hell of hitting her from
here.'

[jaxgator]

:funny:

[DukeAllen]

3 ladies out playing golf. One hits a wayward ball and screams four. Unfortunately, the ball hits a group of men. One of the men immediately bends down screaming in pain and clutching both hands in his groin. Feeling bad the guilty lady runs over to him. "I am a physical therapist allow me to help" she says. Gently removing both his hands she inserts her hand down his trousers and begins to massage his private parts. "How does that feel, better?" she asks. He replies "Sweetheart it feels great! but I think my thumb is still broken!"

[Sneaks]

:lol:

[Fasglas]

:lol: X2