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Rapid Roger
03-07-2014, 7:31pm
Monday morning I found a dead doe next to my house.It was pretty beat up and I assume it was hit by a car and picked my place to roll craps.I call the town to come pick it up and find out they will need a release from my 3 neighbors to come up a private rd(WTF)
So,I hook it up to my car and drag it out to the main rd.I call the town again(Hoping to get someone else) and say there in a dead deer at the corner of my road and the main rd and will they come and pick it up.
No that's a state road you'll have to call the state DPW(WTF)after getting transfered to every phone in the state I get a guy who says "Thats the eastern district you need to call the western district.
I call the western district and finally get a nice person who says I'll put in a pickup order and we will be there in 3 days....It's still there.On the good side if we get anymore snow the plow will push it way down the road.......:)
Down here we would eat the sumbitch :dixie:
JRD77VET
03-07-2014, 8:03pm
............On the good side if we get anymore snow the plow will push it way down the road.......:)
:lol: I guess it's all how you look at it :lol:
DukeAllen
03-07-2014, 8:35pm
Down here we would eat the sumbitch :dixie:
There are a lot of deer around here, but the dead ones I see always have a huge hole blown out of the ass from decomp, with maggots all over. But if that's what turns you on, go for it :rofl:
LisaJohn
03-07-2014, 9:03pm
Y'all have someone that picks up dead deer? Cool!
There was a dead deer on the side of the road on my way to work one morning. I get to the school, answer a phone call and it's some woman telling me "we" (the school) needed to move that deer because her kid saw it and it upset her. I told her that was a public road and she could call whoever she wanted to come get it. It was still there when I went home. Idiots!
MrPeabody
03-07-2014, 9:06pm
I found one under my deck once and the county told me they don't pick up dead animals on private property. I dragged it into the nearby woods and left it for nature to take it's course. Coyotes and hawks gotta eat, too.
Sea Six
03-07-2014, 9:12pm
http://texan2driver.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/deer-on-obamacare.jpg
"SORRY HUNTERS. Obama ruined heathcare. We can't afford to have injured hunters on our conscience."
Stayed home
- The Deer
Knooger
03-07-2014, 9:14pm
Down here we would eat the sumbitch :dixie:
Around here we would fu... oh, nevermind.
Monday morning I found a dead doe next to my house.It was pretty beat up and I assume it was hit by a car and picked my place to roll craps.I call the town to come pick it up and find out they will need a release from my 3 neighbors to come up a private rd(WTF)
So,I hook it up to my car and drag it out to the main rd.I call the town again(Hoping to get someone else) and say there in a dead deer at the corner of my road and the main rd and will they come and pick it up.
No that's a state road you'll have to call the state DPW(WTF)after getting transfered to every phone in the state I get a guy who says "Thats the eastern district you need to call the western district.
I call the western district and finally get a nice person who says I'll put in a pickup order and we will be there in 3 days....It's still there.On the good side if we get anymore snow the plow will push it way down the road.......:)
When a squirrel dies in my pool, I put it in a bag and drive it to the gas station. While I pretend to fill up, I put it in their trash at the pump.
Your situation will require a bit more effort, but, you get the idea.
DukeAllen
03-07-2014, 9:55pm
When a squirrel dies in my pool, I put it in a bag and drive it to the gas station. While I pretend to fill up, I put it in their trash at the pump.
Your situation will require a bit more effort, but, you get the idea.
Cutting it up to stuff in grocery bags is going to get messy:leaving:
Cutting it up to stuff in grocery bags is going to get messy:leaving:
You do what ya gotta do...
He could also dump it in a mall parking lot; they'd put it in a dumpster.
Just bury it. You can leave the legs out of the hole if you want.
That was the funniest pic for a long time
DukeAllen
03-08-2014, 8:31am
Throw it in the passenger seat and ride in the HOV lanes. If anyone stops you, tell them you're taking a deer friend on one last ride.
Bucwheat
03-08-2014, 4:16pm
Down here we would eat the sumbitch :dixie:
And possum and coon and squirrel(sorry Wendy)!
Cybercowboy
03-08-2014, 4:31pm
Y'all have someone that picks up dead deer? Cool!
There was a dead deer on the side of the road on my way to work one morning. I get to the school, answer a phone call and it's some woman telling me "we" (the school) needed to move that deer because her kid saw it and it upset her. I told her that was a public road and she could call whoever she wanted to come get it. It was still there when I went home. Idiots!
When my wife was a young girl, her parent's would tell her that the animal there on the side of the road was "just resting." She became suspicious eventually.
DukeAllen
03-08-2014, 6:43pm
When my wife was a young girl, her parent's would tell her that the animal there on the side of the road was "just resting." She became suspicious eventually.
It's guts spread halfway across the street gave it away?
99 pewtercoupe
03-08-2014, 6:48pm
If you have ever traveled I-80 through Northern PA in November, you know that you can barely drive a quarter mile without seeing the remains of a Bambi that met the wrong end of a Peterbuilt
JRD77VET
03-08-2014, 7:24pm
If you have ever traveled I-80 through Northern PA in November, you know that you can barely drive a quarter mile without seeing the remains of a Bambi that met the wrong end of a Peterbuilt
:iagree: It's either Deer Smear or Burger in a Bag :lol:
That was the funniest pic for a long time
:iagree: :lol:
Jeff '79
03-08-2014, 7:56pm
Now that the snow is melting, the dead contorted carcasses are showing up on the roadsides everywhere. The plows must have a real heyday spanking those things.
Broken legs pointing in all directions, broken necks and backs..... It's pretty gruesome but cool looking at the same time.
Bucwheat
03-08-2014, 8:46pm
Yea Penn. don't do a dayum thing to their roads .
DukeAllen
03-08-2014, 9:28pm
If you have ever traveled I-80 through Northern PA in November, you know that you can barely drive a quarter mile without seeing the remains of a Bambi that met the wrong end of a Peterbuilt
SE PA is like that too. Damn yankees don't know what to do with all the free food.:yesnod:
JRD77VET
03-08-2014, 9:33pm
SE PA is like that too. Damn yankees don't know what to do with all the free food.:yesnod:
:iagree: It's either Deer Smear or Burger in a Bag :lol:
Yes we do know what to do with road kill. One call to the PA State Game Commission gets you a road kill permit ( you can legally take the deer at no cost ). However when the end up as deer smear or rolled up burger in a bag, it isn't fit to eat. :sadangel:
99 pewtercoupe
03-08-2014, 9:44pm
Yes we do know what to do with road kill. One call to the PA State Game Commission gets you a road kill permit ( you can legally take the deer at no cost ). However when the end up as deer smear or rolled up burger in a bag, it isn't fit to eat. :sadangel:
Most of it isn't fit for dog food.
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